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(Law and Crime)   Poisoning his oatmeal is bad enough, but his favorite tie?   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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2443 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2022 at 6:12 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 5:00:48 PM  
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2022-10-07 6:17:32 PM  
It's ok, subby. She didn't poison the tie.
 
2022-10-07 6:20:11 PM  
There are no winners in that story.
 
2022-10-07 6:20:56 PM  

ScrimBoy: There are no winners in that story.


yep.
 
2022-10-07 6:21:15 PM  
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2022-10-07 6:21:43 PM  
I'll need to see this tie before I'll pass judgement.

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Not guilty.
 
2022-10-07 6:23:55 PM  
Ecclesiastes 7:26 "I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare."

This dude must have been one hell of a sinner.
 
2022-10-07 6:24:30 PM  

ScrimBoy: There are no winners in that story.


Maybe the 2-years old daughter who will have a chance to grow up in less dysfunctional family.

On the other hand she may grow up to be a serial killer. Nobody knows, really...
 
2022-10-07 6:30:07 PM  
... so, the oatmeal didn't work, eh?
 
2022-10-07 6:33:48 PM  

ekdikeo4: ... so, the oatmeal didn't work, eh?


Oatmeal can only poison you if you read it.

On a side note, how stepped on was that fentanyl that he could taste it, and still be composed?

/Knowing is half the battle, the other is quality ingredients
 
2022-10-07 6:37:24 PM  
"60 years for murder, 35 years for conspiracy to commit murder resulting in death, and 20 years for conspiracy to commit murder"

American justice is great.
 
2022-10-07 6:43:11 PM  
On the bright side, if they have contests in prison to see who's face looks most AI generated, this woman will absolutely win every time. Her face barely looks human. So she's got that going for her
 
2022-10-07 6:49:39 PM  
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...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...
 
2022-10-07 6:56:27 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: [Fark user image 850x444]

...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...


I dated a lady for quite some time that had no iris pigment.  It was actually really awesome.
 
2022-10-07 7:55:50 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: [Fark user image image 850x444]

...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...


Boy, 1998 Shannen Doherty has really let herself go.
 
2022-10-07 7:57:25 PM  
WTH, I'd still hit it.
 
2022-10-07 8:07:25 PM  
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2022-10-07 8:08:25 PM  
Fellas, she's SINGLE!
 
2022-10-07 8:10:45 PM  
Was the photo taken while she was getting her hair cut?
 
2022-10-07 8:38:26 PM  

EdgeRunner: It's ok, subby. She didn't poison the tie.


So, the tie was venomous?
 
2022-10-07 8:52:24 PM  
Wait. So. She's single.  And needs little cash, on  a regular basis????????????
 
2022-10-07 8:53:23 PM  

ekdikeo4: common sense is an oxymoron: [Fark user image 850x444]

...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...

I dated a lady for quite some time that had no iris pigment.  It was actually really awesome.


Dad?
 
2022-10-07 9:55:36 PM  
I'll never understand the brain that sees murdering another human being as a viable option for solving their problems. Because as bad as those problems may be, at least you're not a f*cking murderous bastard.
 
2022-10-07 10:18:45 PM  

philodough: I'll never understand the brain that sees murdering another human being as a viable option for solving their problems. Because as bad as those problems may be, at least you're not a f*cking murderous bastard.


Yeah. But, then, you spend your life shrugging everything off. What is that worth? Serious question.  Is that worth something? Is their a team of people who blow all the none murders? Hell. Charles Manson married a young woman before he died.  And he killed people like I eat fired food.
You're not selling this idea very is all I'm saying.
 
2022-10-07 10:55:35 PM  
mean while we won't commit to feeding and housing our own fellow children citizens. They have to commit, a serious crime before they can get that around here. Or was the private charity and free market altruism supposed to be seeing to them, just as soon as we can report a profit?
 
2022-10-07 10:57:31 PM  

waxbeans: philodough: I'll never understand the brain that sees murdering another human being as a viable option for solving their problems. Because as bad as those problems may be, at least you're not a f*cking murderous bastard.

Yeah. But, then, you spend your life shrugging everything off. What is that worth? Serious question.  Is that worth something? Is their a team of people who blow all the none murders? Hell. Charles Manson married a young woman before he died.  And he killed people like I eat fired food.
You're not selling this idea very is all I'm saying.


I'm not selling it. It's me. I simply don't get the brain beans that would see murder as a viable option.

Thinking of murdering some f*cking asshole is one thing - that, I get. Doing it, is a whole 'nother beast and that's the part where a reasonable person would go: yeah I'd love to take that bastard out, but nah cuz that'd be terrible, and make whatever problems I have far worse.

Basically what I'm saying is, murdering a problem is the absolute stupidest solution imaginable.
 
2022-10-07 11:14:08 PM  
Judge Sentences Woman to More Than a Century Behind Bars for Poisoning a Man's Oatmeal and Strangling Him with His Favorite Tie

It'd really suck to be her cellmate for the last fifty years or so.
 
2022-10-08 2:11:05 AM  

philodough: waxbeans: philodough: I'll never understand the brain that sees murdering another human being as a viable option for solving their problems. Because as bad as those problems may be, at least you're not a f*cking murderous bastard.

Yeah. But, then, you spend your life shrugging everything off. What is that worth? Serious question.  Is that worth something? Is their a team of people who blow all the none murders? Hell. Charles Manson married a young woman before he died.  And he killed people like I eat fired food.
You're not selling this idea very is all I'm saying.

I'm not selling it. It's me. I simply don't get the brain beans that would see murder as a viable option.

Thinking of murdering some f*cking asshole is one thing - that, I get. Doing it, is a whole 'nother beast and that's the part where a reasonable person would go: yeah I'd love to take that bastard out, but nah cuz that'd be terrible, and make whatever problems I have far worse.

Basically what I'm saying is, murdering a problem is the absolute stupidest solution imaginable.


Counterpoint: When someone eventually manages to murder Putin, it's likely to solve all kinds of problems.
 
2022-10-08 4:54:33 AM  
*busts out Ouija board*
Calling Fark of old...
H A V E H E R B A T H E D A N D B R O U G H T T O M Y Q U A R T E R S
Yup, still works
 
2022-10-08 6:17:19 AM  

waxbeans: Wait. So. She's single.  And needs little cash, on  a regular basis????????????


You get it man.. go for it.
You always struck me as the type. Like women who become pen pals with serial killers.
She's the LTR you've been looking for.
 
2022-10-08 6:07:59 PM  

philodough: Basically what I'm saying is, murdering a problem is the absolute stupidest solution imaginable.


That is definitely the case. I just happen to think murder is an over reaction.  To sometimes valid input.
Sure X person doesn't expect my reaction to be murder.  But. They can't say they didn't expect an reaction.
You refuse my return.  Okay. I shrug.  But only an idiot demands a shrug until the end of time.
The chance I or anyone, kills someone over a certain input is never negative zero. And is nearly always half of one percent or more.  Depending on the day.
And to my original point, not killing people doesn't effectively get people laid. But lots of people had sex with awful people.  Otherwise they would be breed out of humanity
 
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