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(Twitter)   There's "desperate to stay in office" and then there's "so desperate that you ask your Diet Coke valet how to stay in office"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-10-07 12:49:57 PM  
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2022-10-07 12:51:06 PM  
So... "I didn't really know him, but he brought me a Diet Coke once" might actually work this time?
 
2022-10-07 12:58:11 PM  
Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?
 
2022-10-07 12:59:45 PM  

Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?


There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.
 
2022-10-07 1:00:50 PM  
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2022-10-07 1:05:44 PM  

markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.


Not. Enough. Face Palm. In the World...
 
2022-10-07 1:06:33 PM  

markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.


I think the story was they were Congressional staff, not MoC. But still.
 
2022-10-07 1:12:58 PM  

Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?


Trump really thought he was emperor or king. If I think back over the last many Presidents, back to Truman, I can see almost every one of them taking a stroll to the kitchen and/or a vending machine, if just to get a break. Maybe not Kennedy, if his back was as farked up as we know now.
 
2022-10-07 1:21:14 PM  

markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.


That's worse than what Reagan did.

"President Reagan was making his way down a line of mayors visiting the White House, shaking hands, when he came to Samuel R. Pierce Jr., his Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
''Hello, Mr. Mayor,'' Mr. Reagan said to Mr. Pierce. By the time he got to his seat, the President either realized or was told he had made a mistake."


Blame it on his dementia I guess.
 
2022-10-07 1:26:58 PM  
In one sense we're lucky this wasn't the leftovers from the Nixon and Reagan administration because they were largely competent criminals.
 
2022-10-07 2:19:09 PM  
If I had to serve that slob a beverage I'd hawk a loogie in it first.
 
2022-10-07 2:20:27 PM  

Irving Maimway: In one sense we're lucky this wasn't the leftovers from the Nixon and Reagan administration because they were largely competent criminals.


you mean like Bill Barr ?
 
2022-10-07 2:20:47 PM  

Irving Maimway: In one sense we're lucky this wasn't the leftovers from the Nixon and Reagan administration because they were largely competent criminals.


If the Senate GOP hadn't been comprised of enough people who took their job seriously, Nixon would have done everything in his power to stay President.  It was only after being informed that he would be both impeached and convicted if he stayed that he decided the best course of action was to resign.


And Reagan barely knew where he was towards the end of his administration.
 
2022-10-07 2:21:27 PM  
no yelling at the kid mowing the lawn yet?

huh.
 
2022-10-07 2:21:35 PM  
And they think he is STILL hiding classified documents. But no indictment, no jail, no searches of his other residences - just... PWETTY PWEASE maybe give them all to us dis time?

The absolutely incredible amount of deference to Trump is realllllllllly ripping the mask off the whole "rule of law" thing. What a farking joke this country is.
 
2022-10-07 2:21:53 PM  

Irving Maimway: In one sense we're lucky this wasn't the leftovers from the Nixon and Reagan administration because they were largely competent criminals.


Yeah, but those leftovers did a lot of the staging & setup for Trump to arrive, between Reagan and 2016.
Thankfully their instruction manual wasn't simple enough for the Trump crew to use.
 
2022-10-07 2:22:02 PM  
Is that how he's referring to Qevin mQarthy now - diet coke valet?
 
2022-10-07 2:23:35 PM  

roddikinsathome: markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.

Not. Enough. Face Palm. In the World...


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2022-10-07 2:24:05 PM  
From Haberman's book?

I mean... this HAS to be one of those details that someone threw in to mess with her/Trump. Either that, or it's something someone heard from someone who was with someone who was there.

There is no farking way any functioning adult is that stupid. Like, ha-ha, Republikkkans r teh dumz0rz - but here in reality, no farking way someone that stupid gets that much in life through the day without choking to death on their own saliva.

// her source was someone who got it from Don Jr
// ...'s coke dealer
 
2022-10-07 2:24:08 PM  
Because if anyone would know the secret to subverting the entire system of democracy in the United States, it'd be the guy tasked with bringing him Diet Cokes.
 
2022-10-07 2:24:47 PM  
Sadly, the Diet Coke guy was so full of himself, he didn't give Donald any help because he thought it was beneath him.

The Diet Pepsi guy gets mocked so often that no one, not even the President, takes him seriously.

Now the Diet Rite guy, HE knew what to do and could have saved Trump's Presidency.  But he's so hard to find nowadays...
 
2022-10-07 2:26:54 PM  

kindms: Irving Maimway: In one sense we're lucky this wasn't the leftovers from the Nixon and Reagan administration because they were largely competent criminals.

you mean like Bill Barr ?


Barr was Bush I and Bush II admins' legal hitman. I don't think he was part of the Reagan admin, and most likely not part of the Nixon or Ford admins.
 
2022-10-07 2:27:53 PM  
What a Diet Coke valet might look like

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2022-10-07 2:28:31 PM  

Irving Maimway: In one sense we're lucky this wasn't the leftovers from the Nixon and Reagan administration because they were largely competent criminals.


Hard to believe we have something to be thankful for regards Liberty U.
Trained incompetence.
 
2022-10-07 2:28:59 PM  

roddikinsathome: markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.

Not. Enough. Face Palm. In the World...


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2022-10-07 2:29:49 PM  
HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU KNOW MAGGIE HABERMAN HAS A BOOK OUT? I CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, MAGGIE HABERMAN HAS A BOOK OUT. INSTEAD OF REPORTING ON STUFF LIKE THIS LIKE A NEWS REPORTER SHOULD, SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT. PLEASE BUY HER BOOK.
 
2022-10-07 2:31:27 PM  

OldRod: roddikinsathome: markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.

Not. Enough. Face Palm. In the World...

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// cosmic world-ending facepalm from the deep
 
2022-10-07 2:31:50 PM  

Kiler: HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU KNOW MAGGIE HABERMAN HAS A BOOK OUT? I CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, MAGGIE HABERMAN HAS A BOOK OUT. INSTEAD OF REPORTING ON STUFF LIKE THIS LIKE A NEWS REPORTER SHOULD, SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT. PLEASE BUY HER BOOK.


I know it's fashionable to hate on Haberman, but nothing in this book would move the needle on opinions of Trump one iota.  So, be like me and don't buy the book.
 
2022-10-07 2:32:11 PM  
Oh a twofer

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2022-10-07 2:34:32 PM  
Back in more sane times they call this... evidence.
 
2022-10-07 2:35:50 PM  

Unobtanium: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

Trump really thought he was emperor or king. If I think back over the last many Presidents, back to Truman, I can see almost every one of them taking a stroll to the kitchen and/or a vending machine, if just to get a break. Maybe not Kennedy, if his back was as farked up as we know now.


I can see lare night Joe ambling down to the kichen to raid the ice cream.
 
2022-10-07 2:36:29 PM  

markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.


I'm sure Trump just thought, "those Blacks will make any excuse not to do their job, lazy bastard!"
 
2022-10-07 2:38:38 PM  

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2022-10-07 2:41:03 PM  

freetomato: If I had to serve that slob a beverage I'd hawk a loogie in it first.


You might consider putting a pubic hair on it.
 
2022-10-07 2:42:27 PM  
I now have a fantasy, where I am the valet, and I go "Well Mr. President.  No one is supposed to know this, but there is a secret passage between the White House and the Capital building that you could use to join in the action."  I then trick him into going into a broom closet, so I can lock the door after him.
 
2022-10-07 2:42:52 PM  

Dr Dreidel: OldRod: roddikinsathome: markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.

Not. Enough. Face Palm. In the World...

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// cosmic world-ending facepalm from the deep


What is that from? Looks like a fun movie
 
2022-10-07 2:46:22 PM  
They probably had to explain to Trump that staying in office didn't literally mean barricading himself in the oval office.
 
2022-10-07 2:46:23 PM  

emersonbiggins: Kiler: HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU KNOW MAGGIE HABERMAN HAS A BOOK OUT? I CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, MAGGIE HABERMAN HAS A BOOK OUT. INSTEAD OF REPORTING ON STUFF LIKE THIS LIKE A NEWS REPORTER SHOULD, SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT. PLEASE BUY HER BOOK.

I know it's fashionable to hate on Haberman, but nothing in this book would move the needle on opinions of Trump one iota.  So, be like me and don't buy the book.


True 'dat. This is old info anyway.
 
2022-10-07 2:50:06 PM  

NateAsbestos: Dr Dreidel: OldRod: roddikinsathome: markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.

Not. Enough. Face Palm. In the World...

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// cosmic world-ending facepalm from the deep

What is that from? Looks like a fun movie


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// The Cabin in the Woods, in case it's too hard to read
// featuring a woman making out with a stuffed wolf head, young Chis Hemsworth, lovable stoner Marty, and Bradley farking Whitford
// I'm gonna go read a book with pictures...
 
2022-10-07 2:52:11 PM  

Dr Dreidel: NateAsbestos: Dr Dreidel: OldRod: roddikinsathome: markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.

Not. Enough. Face Palm. In the World...

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[media.tenor.com image 640x272]

// cosmic world-ending facepalm from the deep

What is that from? Looks like a fun movie

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// The Cabin in the Woods, in case it's too hard to read
// featuring a woman making out with a stuffed wolf head, young Chis Hemsworth, lovable stoner Marty, and Bradley farking Whitford
// I'm gonna go read a book with pictures...


Oh jeez. I've seen that, but not in ages

Thank you
 
2022-10-07 2:52:39 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:52:57 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:54:45 PM  

Unobtanium: markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.

I think the story was they were Congressional staff, not MoC. But still.


And IIRC he was in uniform, I think?
 
2022-10-07 2:55:56 PM  
In other news, the federal government employs valets to bring people soft drinks. One more tax increase and we can afford to hire them some teeth flossers.
 
2022-10-07 3:01:02 PM  

winedrinkingman: I now have a fantasy, where I am the valet, and I go "Well Mr. President.  No one is supposed to know this, but there is a secret passage between the White House and the Capital building that you could use to join in the action."  I then trick him into going into a broom closet, so I can lock the door after him.


Thta just might work. Bugs Bunny was very good at it. His best was getting the criminal dude into the oven.
 
2022-10-07 3:01:35 PM  
Maybe Trump recognized that the valet was the only competent person in the building.
 
2022-10-07 3:02:51 PM  

Kiler: HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU KNOW MAGGIE HABERMAN HAS A BOOK OUT? I CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, MAGGIE HABERMAN HAS A BOOK OUT. INSTEAD OF REPORTING ON STUFF LIKE THIS LIKE A NEWS REPORTER SHOULD, SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT. PLEASE BUY HER BOOK.


This isn't for us. Many millions don't read the news or fark. It is for them.
 
2022-10-07 3:03:44 PM  

OldRod: roddikinsathome: markie_farkie: Lambskincoat: Fat lazy SOB can't fetch himself a farking Coke from the WH kitchen. How many times a day do you bet he calls Black people lazy?

There was a story last week where Dump was at his first Congressional mixers, and asked a Black person to go fetch him a drink.  One of his advisors had to tell him that the person was actually a member of Congress, and not a valet.

Not. Enough. Face Palm. In the World...

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2022-10-07 3:06:15 PM  
Is there some kind of source for this? Did the valet say something? Did Trump blurt this out in an interview? Or is this the Ferris Beuhler "Sister's best friend's cousin saw Trump ask his Diet Coke valet at 31 Flavors last night..." kind of thing?
 
2022-10-07 3:14:10 PM  

Dr Dreidel: From Haberman's book?

I mean... this HAS to be one of those details that someone threw in to mess with her/Trump. Either that, or it's something someone heard from someone who was with someone who was there.

There is no farking way any functioning adult is that stupid. Like, ha-ha, Republikkkans r teh dumz0rz - but here in reality, no farking way someone that stupid gets that much in life through the day without choking to death on their own saliva.

// her source was someone who got it from Don Jr
// ...'s coke dealer


Trump is well known for soliciting opinions from everyone around him. And if you think he wouldn't ask a steward, why not? His director of social media was his farking golf caddie. The COO of his company was a security guard. Trump doesn't care about qualifications. He cares about loyalty. And every time he pushed that button the steward brought him a diet coke. That means he was loyal in Trump's mind.
 
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