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5412 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Oct 2022 at 2:27 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 12:27:33 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-10-07 12:31:38 PM  
His most recent special was GOLD.
 
2022-10-07 12:33:06 PM  
Best OF The Worst needs you back, Patton!

(bring liquor)
 
2022-10-07 12:42:06 PM  
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2022-10-07 12:44:25 PM  

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2022-10-07 1:20:07 PM  

dionysusaur: His most recent special was GOLD.


Or was crazier than a barn full of clown pubes!
 
2022-10-07 1:31:58 PM  

Private_Citizen: dionysusaur: His most recent special was GOLD.

Or was crazier than a barn full of clown pubes!


To be fair, the wallpaper does look AMAZING!
 
2022-10-07 1:57:23 PM  

snocone: calbert: [Fark user image 850x558]

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"Sss-Boom-Ba"

"What are the last sounds made by an exploding sheep?"
 
2022-10-07 2:14:15 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:30:55 PM  
"Musk" must always be in quotation marks.

Because if Fascism had a brand, he'd be one of the PR faces for it.
 
2022-10-07 2:31:01 PM  
I can't decide if he was better in Happy or Sandman.
 
2022-10-07 2:31:28 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:33:13 PM  
what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?
 
2022-10-07 2:33:16 PM  
Subby... Patton...this your TF handle?
 
2022-10-07 2:33:49 PM  

Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?


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No, not you.
 
2022-10-07 2:34:30 PM  

Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?


That the GQP is, like, hip and you should like them.  One big happy family of mental misfits.
 
2022-10-07 2:35:00 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: snocone: calbert: [Fark user image 850x558]

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"Sss-Boom-Ba"

"What are the last sounds made by an exploding sheep?"


"Nicaragua"

"What do you get when you shave your agua?"
 
2022-10-07 2:35:44 PM  

Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?


They're the three ingredients for a GOP word salad. Comes with a hamberder and a cup of covfefe.
 
2022-10-07 2:35:48 PM  
Yes he does.
 
2022-10-07 2:35:50 PM  

Flappyhead: I can't decide if he was better in Happy or Sandman.


Justified.
 
2022-10-07 2:36:23 PM  

Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?


For us old people... we remember Johnny Carson used to do a bit where he would dress as a swami, hold an envelope to his head and predict the answer to a question held inside the envelope.  Then he'd open the envelope and read the question.

Patton's tweet is pretty much how most of these bits went
 
2022-10-07 2:36:45 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: snocone: calbert: [Fark user image 850x558]

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"Sss-Boom-Ba"

"What are the last sounds made by an exploding sheep?"


This was proabablu the largest laugh Carnac ever got.
 
2022-10-07 2:37:20 PM  
Saw Patton Oswalt live at the Fox in Oakland a few months back, unbelievably funny.
 
2022-10-07 2:38:14 PM  

mistahtom: "Musk" must always be in quotation marks.

Because if Fascism had a brand, he'd be one of the PR faces for it.


He is one of the faces for it.  As is Kanye West.  Both of them have rabid cult followings just like Trump.

Kanye West sees himself as a spiritual leader too.

This is all so very disturbing.
 
2022-10-07 2:38:33 PM  

dionysusaur: His most recent special was GOLD.


Look.I just don't think people should be farking their clones.
 
2022-10-07 2:38:42 PM  

OldRod: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

For us old people... we remember Johnny Carson used to do a bit where he would dress as a swami, hold an envelope to his head and predict the answer to a question held inside the envelope.  Then he'd open the envelope and read the question.

Patton's tweet is pretty much how most of these bits went


Followed by Ed's "Hey-o."
 
2022-10-07 2:39:23 PM  

UltimaCS: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

They're the three ingredients for a GOP word salad. Comes with a hamberder and a cup of covfefe.


If you loved  "person man woman camera TV", you're in for an absolute treat with new "Kanye Elon Trump"!
 
2022-10-07 2:39:29 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:39:42 PM  
Johnny Carson thread!!

One night Johnny got to talking about his Nebraska roots and he told this alleged true story during a sketch scene. Johnny mentioned that the most fearsome Indian tribe were not the Sioux, nor the Apache or even the Comanche Indians. No they were the Fahkarwee tribe!

Johnny went on to explain,: Almost every wagon train that crossed the prairie on their trek to California were known to have their wagon masters and scouts constantly scanning the horizon ahead the entire trip asking, "Where the Fahkarwee?"
 
2022-10-07 2:40:12 PM  

OldRod: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

For us old people... we remember Johnny Carson used to do a bit where he would dress as a swami, hold an envelope to his head and predict the answer to a question held inside the envelope.  Then he'd open the envelope and read the question.

Patton's tweet is pretty much how most of these bits went


I think  Palined is refering to the House Judiciary GOP tweet of Kanye. Elon. Trump. Patton's response what Carnac would read off the paper after tearing open the envelope.

/Funk & Wagnalls
 
2022-10-07 2:40:20 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:40:34 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:41:20 PM  

OldRod: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

For us old people... we remember Johnny Carson used to do a bit where he would dress as a swami, hold an envelope to his head and predict the answer to a question held inside the envelope.  Then he'd open the envelope and read the question.

Patton's tweet is pretty much how most of these bits went


The GQP tweet is the original, though. Why did they randomly throw out 3 names, and all moronic narcissists at that?  "Here's 3 self-absorbed farking morons who are also assholes! We're full of them, but here's 3 we chose!"
 
2022-10-07 2:41:42 PM  

kokomo61: OldRod: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

For us old people... we remember Johnny Carson used to do a bit where he would dress as a swami, hold an envelope to his head and predict the answer to a question held inside the envelope.  Then he'd open the envelope and read the question.

Patton's tweet is pretty much how most of these bits went

I think  Palined is refering to the House Judiciary GOP tweet of Kanye. Elon. Trump. Patton's response what Carnac would read off the paper after tearing open the envelope.

/Funk & Wagnalls


Oh... you could be right :)
 
2022-10-07 2:42:16 PM  

kokomo61: OldRod: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

For us old people... we remember Johnny Carson used to do a bit where he would dress as a swami, hold an envelope to his head and predict the answer to a question held inside the envelope.  Then he'd open the envelope and read the question.

Patton's tweet is pretty much how most of these bits went

I think  Palined is refering to the House Judiciary GOP tweet of Kanye. Elon. Trump. Patton's response what Carnac would read off the paper after tearing open the envelope.

/Funk & Wagnalls


Porch of.
Mayonnaise jar on.
 
2022-10-07 2:43:02 PM  
Yeah but he didn't blow on the envelope first so Trump is still President
 
2022-10-07 2:43:40 PM  

Markus5: kokomo61: OldRod: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

For us old people... we remember Johnny Carson used to do a bit where he would dress as a swami, hold an envelope to his head and predict the answer to a question held inside the envelope.  Then he'd open the envelope and read the question.

Patton's tweet is pretty much how most of these bits went

I think  Palined is refering to the House Judiciary GOP tweet of Kanye. Elon. Trump. Patton's response what Carnac would read off the paper after tearing open the envelope.

/Funk & Wagnalls

Porch of.
Mayonnaise jar on.


Lawn. off of. :D
 
2022-10-07 2:46:21 PM  
I don't see why today should be any different.
 
2022-10-07 2:48:16 PM  
Elon will put an end to this misuse of his platform.
 
2022-10-07 2:48:26 PM  

Markus5: kokomo61: OldRod: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

For us old people... we remember Johnny Carson used to do a bit where he would dress as a swami, hold an envelope to his head and predict the answer to a question held inside the envelope.  Then he'd open the envelope and read the question.

Patton's tweet is pretty much how most of these bits went

I think  Palined is refering to the House Judiciary GOP tweet of Kanye. Elon. Trump. Patton's response what Carnac would read off the paper after tearing open the envelope.

/Funk & Wagnalls

Porch of.
Mayonnaise jar on.


Hermetically sealed.
 
2022-10-07 2:48:33 PM  

emersonbiggins: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

That the GQP is, like, hip and you should like them.  One big happy family of mental misfits.


Misfits the Danzig band or the movie where Marilyn Monroe did a nude scene
 
2022-10-07 2:49:51 PM  
Why is the GOP shouting out people having mental health crises in public view?
 
2022-10-07 2:50:17 PM  
I love Patton, but it's very sad this joke has the word FUTURE in it in October of 2022
 
2022-10-07 2:51:25 PM  

Flappyhead: I can't decide if he was better in Happy or Sandman.


I'm on episode 5 of sandman and I'm really disliking the crow.
 
2022-10-07 2:51:54 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Flappyhead: I can't decide if he was better in Happy or Sandman.

Justified.


Constable Bob is an iconic character.
 
2022-10-07 2:52:27 PM  

spongeboob: emersonbiggins: Palined Parenthood: what the hell was that original tweet even supposed to mean?

That the GQP is, like, hip and you should like them.  One big happy family of mental misfits.

Misfits the Danzig band or the movie where Marilyn Monroe did a nude scene


Danzig band, but without the intellect
 
2022-10-07 2:56:40 PM  
Heh.
 
2022-10-07 2:57:19 PM  
When F*ck/Marry/Kill goes really downhill.
 
2022-10-07 2:58:36 PM  

Glitchwerks: Kanye West sees himself as a spiritual leader too.


Kanye West is a certified lunatic.   Seriously bi-polar.
 
2022-10-07 3:01:39 PM  
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