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(Metro)   Clever Ukrainian teen uses dating app to get hard up Russian soldiers to reveal their positions   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Ukraine, Russia, Femme fatale, Ukrainians, Russians, enemy soldiers, Russian language, girl's action  
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5605 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 07 Oct 2022 at 2:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 1:49:45 PM  
So, they are young, dumb, and full of ... ?
 
2022-10-07 1:54:57 PM  
Again?
 
2022-10-07 1:59:33 PM  

bostonguy: So, they are young, dumb, and full of ... ?


I know this one!!!

HIMARS
 
2022-10-07 2:06:19 PM  
Dating app? I thought they was just sucking each other off.
 
2022-10-07 2:07:19 PM  
It doesn't get any more "all is fair in love and war" than this.
 
2022-10-07 2:07:55 PM  

bostonguy: So, they are young, dumb, and full of ... ?


Lead
 
2022-10-07 2:08:15 PM  
This is still working?
They were doing this weeks ago.
 
2022-10-07 2:08:16 PM  
If this is working, How about not telling everyone
 
2022-10-07 2:08:51 PM  
Hey Russian soldier. Tell us where you are, we'll send a few guys over and you can surrender to them.

Probably be equally effective. After you've translated it to Russian of course
 
2022-10-07 2:08:58 PM  
US soldiers used to be trained that loose lips sink ships back in WWII. I imagine most of the "training" the orcs are getting is propaganda and threats.
 
2022-10-07 2:10:14 PM  
Repeat.

//But still a good CSB!
 
2022-10-07 2:10:45 PM  

Great_Milenko: US soldiers used to be trained that loose lips sink ships back in WWII. I imagine most of the "training" the orcs are getting is propaganda and threats.


They got loose lips all right. Looking to get laid and instead get lead.
 
2022-10-07 2:10:50 PM  
Talk about being cockpunched
 
2022-10-07 2:11:08 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Dating app? I thought they was just sucking each other off.


In a row?
 
2022-10-07 2:11:35 PM  
You are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real!
Youtube bobp5OHVsWY
 
2022-10-07 2:12:04 PM  
*Click here to meet hot, single guerillas in your area!*
 
TWX
2022-10-07 2:12:13 PM  

bostonguy: So, they are young, dumb, and full of ... ?


holes.

shrapnel.
 
2022-10-07 2:12:15 PM  

fat boy: If this is working, How about not telling everyone


Given the comms and the breakdown in command in the field, would they even find out?

/orc ops looking more and more like 'you're on your own' lately
 
TWX
2022-10-07 2:13:08 PM  

OldRod: *Click here to meet hot, single guerillas in your area!*


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2022-10-07 2:13:22 PM  
Something tells me this wouldn't be very successful on soldiers who are women. Seems like maybe armies need fewer men in them, since they're the ones who can't keep their hormones in check.
 
2022-10-07 2:13:46 PM  
And this is why Men have no place in a theater of war. They're too emotionally horny and that creates vulnerability. They have lower thresholds for pain, and they get hysterical around the sight of blood.
 
2022-10-07 2:13:58 PM  
In case it isn't already clear, yes you can use this sort of thing to direct artillery fire onto someone's position.
It's also kinda mean. Clever....but mean.
 
2022-10-07 2:14:34 PM  
How dumb do you have to be to use a dating app in a warzone?

/impressed the cell service is functional
 
2022-10-07 2:14:52 PM  

Great_Milenko: US soldiers used to be trained that loose lips sink ships back in WWII. I imagine most of the "training" the orcs are getting is propaganda and threats.


They were told they'll be greeted as liberators
 
2022-10-07 2:15:42 PM  
That's taking catfishing to an entirely new level.
 
2022-10-07 2:16:01 PM  

Begoggle: This is still working?
They were doing this weeks ago.


Never underestimate the horniness of young men. Never.
 
2022-10-07 2:16:08 PM  

GardenWeasel: Again?


Yes, again.  They are that stupid.
 
2022-10-07 2:16:34 PM  
I mean if they are just using cell phones seems like their positions would already be compromised?

I guess they don't know which phones are Russian and which are Ukrainian?
 
2022-10-07 2:16:43 PM  

OldRod: *Click here to meet hot, single guerillas in your area!*


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2022-10-07 2:16:46 PM  

bostonguy: So, they are young, dumb, and full of ... ?


shrapnel.
 
2022-10-07 2:17:17 PM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: How dumb do you have to be to use a dating app in a warzone?



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2022-10-07 2:17:22 PM  

Weaver95: In case it isn't already clear, yes you can use this sort of thing to direct artillery fire onto someone's position.
It's also kinda mean. Clever....but mean.


Not mean.  They're coming to kill you and your family.  Certainly rob you, maybe rape you, maybe torture you.

Nothing you do to the invaders to resist the invasion can be honestly classified as 'mean'.

If a young man hell bent on murder is also horny and stupid, that doesn't make me sympathetic.
 
2022-10-07 2:17:33 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:18:11 PM  

HerptheDerp: And this is why Men have no place in a theater of war. They're too emotionally horny and that creates vulnerability. They have lower thresholds for pain, and they get hysterical around the sight of blood.


Wasn't there some ancient army that was made up of gay couples, because they fought so fiercely to protect one another?
 
2022-10-07 2:18:20 PM  
Protip: most search engines provide very different results for "Clever Ukrainian teen" and "Ukrainian teen"
 
2022-10-07 2:18:27 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:18:53 PM  

olorin604: I mean if they are just using cell phones seems like their positions would already be compromised?

I guess they don't know which phones are Russian and which are Ukrainian?


... which leads one to question the authenticity of the story.
 
2022-10-07 2:19:07 PM  
She doesn't show up so the soldiers get ghosted
 
2022-10-07 2:19:17 PM  

TWX: OldRod: *Click here to meet hot, single guerillas in your area!*

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2022-10-07 2:19:52 PM  

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You gets a smrt & a funny.
It was that good!
Bravo good sir/madam/nby.
 
2022-10-07 2:19:55 PM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: How dumb do you have to be to use a dating app in a warzone?


A related CSB.

Once in a while, someone with a new Facebook account will post in a big Israeli public group. They'll post a picture of a young, hot woman and say -- in broken Hebrew -- that they're looking to meet and hook up with single soldiers.

It's become such a common thing that the standard reply to the post has almost become a meme unto itself: "Nice try, Hamas!" (I've never heard of it working. But who knows.)

Also, sometimes tourists will post in the biggest Tel Aviv group. Something like two cute 18-year-old women from Sweden will say that are traveling in Israel and would love for someone to show them around. The standard replies? The Admiral Ackbar photo with: "It's a trap!"

(End CSB.)
 
2022-10-07 2:21:31 PM  

austerity101: Something tells me this wouldn't be very successful on soldiers who are women. Seems like maybe armies need fewer men in them, since they're the ones who can't keep their hormones in check.


Thanks, Moneo
 
2022-10-07 2:25:52 PM  

fat boy: If this is working, How about not telling everyone


Because apparently "stop using your phones" hasn't sunken in to them yet.

/ selfies with exif data, etc
 
2022-10-07 2:26:50 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:27:07 PM  

kpaxoid: olorin604: I mean if they are just using cell phones seems like their positions would already be compromised?

I guess they don't know which phones are Russian and which are Ukrainian?

... which leads one to question the authenticity of the story.


never question the narrative bro
 
2022-10-07 2:28:45 PM  
No matter the circumstances, men will do anything to see boobs.
 
2022-10-07 2:29:36 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:31:49 PM  

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Gonna miss seeing her on SNL
 
2022-10-07 2:32:08 PM  

Begoggle: This is still working?
They were doing this weeks ago.


You're surprised that there are horny soldiers out there thinking with their penises?
 
2022-10-07 2:32:13 PM  

HerptheDerp: And this is why Men have no place in a theater of war. They're too emotionally horny and that creates vulnerability. They have lower thresholds for pain, and they get hysterical around the sight of blood.


Don't kink shame me
 
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