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(Daily Record (UK))   TikTok 'time traveller from 2761' claims aliens will be found before the end of this year. This guy should know, he's been there and was probably sent here by them to ease us into our eventual surrender   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Earth, General relativity, Universe, Mariana Trench, Time travel, TikTok user, major events, James Webb Space Telescope  
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1259 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2022 at 2:20 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 1:14:24 PM  
I surrender immediately. Please take over our governments.
 
2022-10-07 1:57:16 PM  
I'll take that or giant asteroid.
 
2022-10-07 2:22:33 PM  
Is this another story about those illegal aliens in Alaska?
 
2022-10-07 2:23:10 PM  
Ha!  Who's the fool now for not putting anything into my retirement?!
 
2022-10-07 2:25:12 PM  
Let me guess , he's only does this one other time.
 
2022-10-07 2:27:15 PM  
Please be the Culture, please be the Culture.

Dammit, Independence Day
 
2022-10-07 2:28:13 PM  
How original. Nobody ever did this before.
 
2022-10-07 2:28:15 PM  
"We've been there lots, but we gotta be in stealth-mode. Earth is still quarantined"

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2022-10-07 2:29:41 PM  
Social media is the absolute worst.
 
2022-10-07 2:31:38 PM  
Paging John Titor...
 
2022-10-07 2:31:50 PM  
Thanks, Obama. Your time machine is out of control and running all over the place.
 
2022-10-07 2:32:57 PM  
FTA: February 6, 2023: A group of 4 teenagers discover ancient ruins and a device that opens a wormhole to other galaxies.

That is almost the opening to Star Ocean 2, you farking hack.
 
2022-10-07 2:36:14 PM  
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2022-10-07 2:38:56 PM  

Kubo: Social media is the absolute worst.


No, it's the British tabloids that publish stories about them, reinforcing and mainstreaming their narcissistic idiocy, just to sell advertising.
 
2022-10-07 2:43:09 PM  
A 750 foot wave hitting SF would hit the WHOLE WEST COAST.  Never mind hawaii.  I'm pretty sure Hawaii disappearing under a wave would the headline, not SF.  A 750ft wave would either be a massive plate shift, or a meteor strike.
The whole Pacific rim would be destroyed by a wave like that.

The only way Webb finds an identical earth is if was in our own solar system.  It doesn't have that type of resolution to say "Yup, looks its got a NYC just we do!"

And to be technical, a single cell organism fossilized in a space rock would be aliens, so it doesn't have to be little green/grey/whatever men.

I'm guessing this is guerilla marketing for video game, or somebody off their meds.
 
2022-10-07 2:47:26 PM  
Was this the time traveler?

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2022-10-07 2:48:39 PM  
Did he recruit people to come back with him in a classified ad?
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2022-10-07 3:05:13 PM  
Tonight, on a very special episode of "Rejected Hollywood Movie Scripts" ....
 
2022-10-07 3:08:09 PM  
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2022-10-07 3:16:33 PM  
Where is the line for the mandatory anal probe?
 
2022-10-07 3:25:54 PM  

dougermouse: A 750 foot wave hitting SF would hit the WHOLE WEST COAST.  Never mind hawaii.  I'm pretty sure Hawaii disappearing under a wave would the headline, not SF.  A 750ft wave would either be a massive plate shift, or a meteor strike.
The whole Pacific rim would be destroyed by a wave like that.

The only way Webb finds an identical earth is if was in our own solar system.  It doesn't have that type of resolution to say "Yup, looks its got a NYC just we do!"

And to be technical, a single cell organism fossilized in a space rock would be aliens, so it doesn't have to be little green/grey/whatever men.

I'm guessing this is guerilla marketing for video game, or somebody off their meds.


Not necessarily...

The big island of hawaii has significant elevations thanks to the dormant/extinct volcano.
So, MOST of hawaii would disappear under that wave. But a few ranchers, a herd of tourists, and a variety  of island officials will live on.. <holds a hat to his heart to the tune of "god bless america">
 
2022-10-07 3:26:52 PM  
I am a time traveler.  Granted I can only go forward in time, and at the regular speed, but I'm traveling through time.
 
2022-10-07 3:30:11 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I am a time traveler.  Granted I can only go forward in time, and at the regular speed, but I'm traveling through time.


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2022-10-07 3:30:21 PM  
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2022-10-07 3:33:17 PM  
Until I see him eat Dip 'N Dots, he's full of crap.
 
2022-10-07 3:35:37 PM  
As a time traveler from 3105384, I can tell you this guy is full of it. Our records show no life on earth past 2037.
 
2022-10-07 3:43:15 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I am a time traveler.  Granted I can only go forward in time, and at the regular speed, but I'm traveling through time.


So ya just crusing thru? At least see a couple things before they're gone and let us buy you a beer. Or dinner.
 
2022-10-07 3:50:46 PM  

kmgenesis23: Until I see him eat Dip 'N Dots, he's full of crap.


Or Nikl Nips or Neccos he ain't from here.
 
2022-10-07 4:00:29 PM  
There is only one time traveler here...and he's @Drew Curtis.

CHANGE MY MIND
 
2022-10-07 4:05:36 PM  
Besides, we'd never know if time travel was real. We'd accept these obviously-fake claims as common knowledge.
 
2022-10-07 4:09:50 PM  
Yeah, I know that guy and not only is he full of shiat he's also only from 2403.
 
2022-10-07 4:23:22 PM  
/THREADJACK
The best use of time travel I've seen in media is actually from the Penguins of Madagascar.  They end up with 3 Kowalskis, with number 1 going back to be number 2 who goes back to be number 3 who stays at the end.  No circles, no loops, no time turner crap, just a nice use of logic and time travel.  Number 1 goes back in time to become number 2 because they don't have all the info.  When they do, number 2 goes back in time to be number 3, who stays in the continuing time line as the only Kowalski.
//THREADJACK OFF

The other time episode, the time stops for everyone not touching the "stop watch" (it stops time) but that means time is going for them but stopped for everyone else.  doubt it works that way.  Still a good episode, but their time handling isn't as good IMHO.

Yes, I'm over 50 and still watching cartoons.
/Have to grow old, not up.
//heehee jack off
 
2022-10-07 4:31:15 PM  
So, did this time traveler kill the time traveler who told us kids were going to find devices to other universes and dinosaurs? Because nobody has said shiat about finding parallel worlds or T-Rex eggs.
 
2022-10-07 4:50:29 PM  

newsvertisement: As a time traveler from 3105384, I can tell you this guy is full of it. Our records show no life on earth past 2037.


I come from the year 8675309 and we're overrun with Jennys.  And you thought Karens were bad?!?
 
2022-10-07 5:52:20 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 550x322]


I'm interested but I was busy then.
 
2022-10-07 6:11:15 PM  
FTFA: "...and a group of teenagers finding a wormhole portal to other galaxies."

I'll take, "This motherfarker has seen the movie Explorers one too many times." for 100, Alex.
 
2022-10-07 6:13:34 PM  
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2022-10-07 6:24:35 PM  
I believe we're going to find life signs as soon as we've completed the first decently-sized atmospheric spectrographic survey of Earth-mass planets in the Goldilocks zone around orange or yellow dwarf stars.

Whether that's in a handful of years or a handful of decades I wouldn't want to bet, but if we're not unique within the range of the viewing technique we'll find something.
 
2022-10-07 6:38:02 PM  

OldRod: newsvertisement: As a time traveler from 3105384, I can tell you this guy is full of it. Our records show no life on earth past 2037.

I come from the year 8675309 and we're overrun with Jennys.  And you thought Karens were bad?!?


Burns all research of genny genny.
 
2022-10-07 7:36:07 PM  
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It's a cookbook!
 
2022-10-07 8:36:08 PM  
what an amazing weird world we live in.
 
2022-10-07 8:59:21 PM  

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It's a cookbook!


The alien's expression, I swear.

"Bruh..."
 
2022-10-07 9:29:00 PM  

OldRod: Was this the time traveler?

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Yes.

Here's a pic of him from the old west:
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