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(Daily Express)   You already know it's Putin's 70th birthday. Here are some of the wilder ways he's celebrated his birthday in the past. Spoiler: Siberian tiger (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Misc, Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, Vladimir Putin, Russia, Japanese Prime Minister, Putin's birthdays, Russian news agency TASS, numerous occasions, defence minister  
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2022-10-07 4:21:30 PM  
He should celebrate with the best!
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2022-10-07 5:06:36 PM  
To protestt against the war in Ukraine I didn't RSVP.
 
2022-10-07 5:06:51 PM  
What? No miniature giraffe?
 
2022-10-07 5:07:02 PM  
How about NO.
 
2022-10-07 5:10:04 PM  
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2022-10-07 5:14:35 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: How about NO.


What? Not a fan of a tabloid regurgitating Russian propaganda designed to recast the tiny, weak thug in way over his head ruling Russia as a personable, likable superhuman?
 
2022-10-07 5:14:57 PM  
Putin, covered in claw marks, drunkenly zipping up:
"Now where is the cyka with the toothache?"
 
2022-10-07 5:15:16 PM  
Here's hoping this birthday is his last. May he never see 71.

/Die, motherfarker
 
2022-10-07 5:16:56 PM  
I came for the nsfw Siberian tiger pics

I am disappointed.

/My first fursona was a white tiger
 
2022-10-07 5:17:37 PM  
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2022-10-07 5:19:19 PM  
I'll bet he had a garbanzo bean on his face.
 
2022-10-07 5:20:30 PM  
That does prompt an interesting question. What gift do you possibly get for the dictator who already has everything?

A new hockey uniform made from scraps of Ukranian military uniforms?

A saddle made from some endangered animal's hide?

A tube of superglue remover so he can finally let go of his desk?

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2022-10-07 5:21:52 PM  

clkeagle: That does prompt an interesting question. What gift do you possibly get for the dictator who already has everything?

A new hockey uniform made from scraps of Ukranian military uniforms?

A saddle made from some endangered animal's hide?

A tube of superglue remover so he can finally let go of his desk?

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One of these:
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2022-10-07 5:25:07 PM  
I'm one week older than that S.O.B.
 
2022-10-07 5:28:00 PM  

clkeagle: That does prompt an interesting question. What gift do you possibly get for the dictator who already has everything?

A new hockey uniform made from scraps of Ukranian military uniforms?

A saddle made from some endangered animal's hide?

A tube of superglue remover so he can finally let go of his desk?

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Something handmade.

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2022-10-07 5:31:21 PM  
I think President Zelensky should send Putin a box full of these. It would be a very thoughtful gift.
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With the bottom part already filled out, of course.
 
2022-10-07 5:31:54 PM  

JAYoung: I'm one week older than that S.O.B.


I strongly suspect you are going to outlive him.
 
2022-10-07 5:32:11 PM  
That's about 70 too many.
 
2022-10-07 5:35:19 PM  

leeksfromchichis: clkeagle: That does prompt an interesting question. What gift do you possibly get for the dictator who already has everything?

A new hockey uniform made from scraps of Ukranian military uniforms?

A saddle made from some endangered animal's hide?

A tube of superglue remover so he can finally let go of his desk?

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Something handmade.

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My curiosity got me. I Google rainbow dash Mason jar.

You sir, are a monster, and I hope your pubic area becomes permanently and irrevocably infested with fleas.
 
2022-10-07 5:44:52 PM  

MythDragon: leeksfromchichis: clkeagle: That does prompt an interesting question. What gift do you possibly get for the dictator who already has everything?

A new hockey uniform made from scraps of Ukranian military uniforms?

A saddle made from some endangered animal's hide?

A tube of superglue remover so he can finally let go of his desk?

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Something handmade.

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My curiosity got me. I Google rainbow dash Mason jar.

You sir, are a monster, and I hope your pubic area becomes permanently and irrevocably infested with fleas.


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You're welcome.


But it's an appropriate gift for the cyka in question, no?
 
2022-10-07 5:46:27 PM  
Goddammit, why couldn't that tiger go tiger? Chris Rock disappointed...
 
2022-10-07 5:56:31 PM  
Sent him some

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because of all the FARK YOU's from far and wide.
 
2022-10-07 5:56:45 PM  
Did the GOP take up a collection of classified documents for him or did they all take turns fellating him again?
 
2022-10-07 5:58:19 PM  

JAYoung: I'm one week older than that S.O.B.


Gotta be in better shape, this I hope.
 
2022-10-07 6:51:35 PM  
This is propaganda.
 
2022-10-07 6:55:05 PM  
I got him a chair. Now where should we plug it in?
 
2022-10-07 7:01:21 PM  
And here's hoping he doesn't see another.
 
2022-10-07 7:03:41 PM  
You know what Putin would really like for his birthday? Something for his army. How about a shipment of arms?

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2022-10-07 7:05:35 PM  
what a man!

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2022-10-07 7:46:32 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: what a man!

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Putin likes the skin-to-skin bonding with Xi Jinping.

/poohtin
 
2022-10-07 7:49:06 PM  

MythDragon: leeksfromchichis: clkeagle: That does prompt an interesting question. What gift do you possibly get for the dictator who already has everything?

A new hockey uniform made from scraps of Ukranian military uniforms?

A saddle made from some endangered animal's hide?

A tube of superglue remover so he can finally let go of his desk?

[Fark user image image 590x350]

Something handmade.

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My curiosity got me. I Google rainbow dash Mason jar.

You sir, are a monster, and I hope your pubic area becomes permanently and irrevocably infested with fleas.


Jesus Christ you got me.

It's a trap!
 
2022-10-07 9:23:29 PM  

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Use an air gun. It will take longer and hurt more.
 
2022-10-07 9:31:28 PM  
Thanks, subby.  I couldn't think of a single good headline.

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2022-10-07 10:24:45 PM  
Too bad polonium's atomic number is 84 and not 70.

vashe zdorov'ye you evil bastard.
 
2022-10-08 1:16:15 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: what a man!

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Indeed

Vladimir Putin falls after ice hockey match
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2022-10-08 1:21:22 PM  
Someone bombed a bridge for his birthday.
 
2022-10-08 1:42:35 PM  
Get him a sheet of stamps. They were issued in honor of his birthday celebration:
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