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(Grid News)   MAGA Candidate: "My website doesn't show up in Google searches. The Deep State is censoring me, I'm being deplatformed, help, help...I'm being repressed" Reality: "You specifically set your website NOT to be indexed by Google, moron"   (grid.news) divider line
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1684 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Oct 2022 at 3:21 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 12:39:55 PM  
25 votes:
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2022-10-07 12:31:34 PM  
13 votes:
Well, duh.  You don't want to be indexed by Google, that's how the deep state tracks you.  Still should show up first in the search results.
 
2022-10-07 3:25:46 PM  
9 votes:
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2022-10-07 1:53:38 PM  
7 votes:
Of course he has a cowboy hat on in his promotional photo.
 
2022-10-07 2:33:06 PM  
7 votes:
I know the function they're talking about and they're right. It's very hard to make that switch unintentionally. So either there's a traitor in this cowpoke's midst or like they said, he wanted an excuse to blame the left for sabotage.
 
2022-10-07 3:27:00 PM  
7 votes:
Cause problem

Blame jews minorites

Promise to eliminate the problem and bring a thousand years of glory to the nation.


Seems like I have heard this song and dance before.
 
2022-10-07 3:27:43 PM  
6 votes:
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
 
2022-10-07 3:27:45 PM  
6 votes:
I wonder if the kid they underpaid to set up his website was a) a conspiracy theorist who did this so google couldn't "find them" or b) a sane webmaster trying to protect people from this idiot conservative.
 
2022-10-07 3:33:36 PM  
5 votes:

Raoul Eaton: Stupid or dishonest?


Tough call. Republicans absolutely are routinely dishonest, but on the other hand, experience has taught me to never underestimate a conservative's ability to be amazingly stupid and bad with technology.
 
2022-10-07 3:29:39 PM  
4 votes:
There's really no oppression like fake conservative oppression.

They want victimhood because it's the one thing they can't buy.
 
2022-10-07 3:31:46 PM  
4 votes:

abbarach: There's really no oppression like fake conservative oppression.

They want victimhood because it's the one thing they can't buy.


They really want victimhood so they can justify committing atrocities.
 
2022-10-07 5:09:09 PM  
4 votes:
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2022-10-07 1:47:56 PM  
3 votes:
A MAGAT that's a moron about technology? That's unpossible!
 
2022-10-07 3:29:47 PM  
3 votes:

Raoul Eaton: Stupid or dishonest?


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2022-10-07 3:31:33 PM  
2 votes:

Raoul Eaton: Stupid or dishonest?


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2022-10-07 3:31:56 PM  
1 vote:

iron de havilland: [pbs.twimg.com image 745x745]


It needs "uppity women".
 
2022-10-07 3:48:47 PM  
1 vote:

Fart_Machine: Obama hacked my laptop and deleted an article!

Narrator:  Your delete key got stuck.

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2014/10/31/7140247/the-right-is-convinced-obama-hacked-sharyl-attkisson-over-benghazi


Still got that dumbass a job with Sinclair though.
 
2022-10-07 5:58:22 PM  
1 vote:

Samfucious: These aren't smart people.


Then he's guaranteed to win because if there's one thing Americans hate and distrust it people who are smarter than they are. They'll vote for the moron who promises to lower taxes every time.
 
2022-10-07 10:37:46 PM  
1 vote:
It's a WordPress site. In the admin dashboard under "Settings" ⇒ "Reading" there's a checkbox, "☐ Discourage search engines from indexing this site." If you check it ("☒") then that inserts the "noindex" directive into the HTML headers and may also do something with the "robots.txt" file.

Given that it was correct earlier, then incorrect, either his WordPress person was really incompetent, or it was done on purpose just so he could claim persecution from Google.
 
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