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(Vice)   Is your company looking for employees that will believe anything you tell them no matter how crazy, will happily rub their own feces on the wall and generally act like stupid animals? Jobs for J6 is the website for you   (vice.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Civil disobedience, Employment, Riot, Protest, Matt Braynard, Donald Trump, Activism, Look Ahead America  
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2205 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Oct 2022 at 6:26 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 1:31:27 PM  
Gotta love that job ad:

Did you commit a federal crime? Give us all you identifying information!
 
2022-10-07 6:28:25 PM  
I could overlook a lot of crimes in a hiring decision. I can't overlook treason.
 
2022-10-07 6:28:53 PM  
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2022-10-07 6:29:03 PM  
The site will be hacked.

All the details will be forwarded to the FBI.

It's inevitable.
 
2022-10-07 6:30:13 PM  
Not clicking, but the term "honeypot " immediately comes to mind.
 
2022-10-07 6:30:15 PM  
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teeehee i'm a literal fascist and i'm joking about it haha lol
 
2022-10-07 6:32:17 PM  
Back when I was driving trucks, in the early CDL days, I showed up at a company hiring CDL-A drivers.   First thing the guy said to me is, "What do you think of Rush Limbaugh?"   I replied, "I don't need the job bad enough to answer that.   Good luck in your driver search."
 
2022-10-07 6:32:54 PM  
"There's none of that being done on the right, so once again, Look Ahead America is stepping into the breach," Braynard said.

Ol' Braynard is certainly stepping into something but it doesn't even rhyme with 'breach.'
 
2022-10-07 6:35:06 PM  
The only job the J6 insurrectionists, who didn't assault law enforcement, should get is turning big rocks into little rocks at Leavenworth for a decade or two.
 
2022-10-07 6:36:22 PM  
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2022-10-07 6:36:46 PM  
What a Matt Braynard looks like today.
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Lex Luther wanna-be
 
2022-10-07 6:37:00 PM  
Braynard said his group would never reveal the names of employers because "reporters are real POS and I know what's going to happen if we share the stories of the folks we're working with or any of the employers who are stepping forward. They're gonna get a nasty story written [about them]."

I give it 2 months max before they out one of their own employers over a payment disagreement.
 
2022-10-07 6:38:19 PM  
Job requirements: Must supply own fire extinguishers, flagpoles, and buffalo horn headgear.
 
2022-10-07 6:40:21 PM  

Jedbone: Job requirements: Must supply own fire extinguishers, flagpoles, and buffalo horn headgear.


If you're looking to hire a Grand Poobah this is the site to look at.
 
2022-10-07 6:40:37 PM  
Every traitor needs to be doxxed and followed for the rest of their life. Any company that hires them needs to be put on blast.

These traitors should be poor, homeless, and hungry for the rest of their lives.
 
2022-10-07 6:40:47 PM  

UltimaCS: Braynard said his group would never reveal the names of employers because "reporters are real POS and I know what's going to happen if we share the stories of the folks we're working with or any of the employers who are stepping forward. They're gonna get a nasty story written [about them]."

I give it 2 months max before they out one of their own employers over a payment disagreement.


i give it less time than that before it's revealed he's left the database of names connected to the internet in plaintext.
 
2022-10-07 6:42:55 PM  
There is nothing that a rightwinger wont try to capitalize on. They all would have put in on the pot gambling for Jesusses' robes after they nailed him up. 'You can't tell the disciples anything! They're real POSes!'
 
2022-10-07 6:45:38 PM  

Glitchwerks: The site will be hacked.

All the details will be forwarded to the FBI.

It's inevitable.


Unless....

It already IS the FBI.
 
2022-10-07 6:46:08 PM  

Glitchwerks: The site will be hacked.

All the details will be forwarded to the FBI.

It's inevitable.


That's assuming this isn't just an FBI honeypot to begin with.

You know that somewhere there's a "no way more than X of them will fall for this" dollar bet.
 
2022-10-07 6:48:16 PM  
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2022-10-07 6:51:24 PM  

Glitchwerks: The site will be hacked.

All the details will be forwarded to the FBI.

It's inevitable.


Assuming it isn't an info-gathering front to begin with.
 
2022-10-07 6:52:11 PM  
shiatty home remodel/plumbing/roofing contractors with big 'brandon' flags squeal with joy!
 
2022-10-07 6:53:18 PM  

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2022-10-07 6:54:11 PM  
Please, let this be an FBI front business...
 
2022-10-07 6:55:15 PM  
Huh, and me with 14 tons of un-cleaned and un-sorted pig anuses. Nobody wants to work any more! Maybe these J6 guys will help out.

/anuses still on the pigs
//pigs still alive
///tongue-cleaning only, we're an organic farm
 
2022-10-07 6:56:02 PM  

inglixthemad: The only job the J6 insurrectionists, who didn't assault law enforcement, should get is turning big rocks into little rocks at Leavenworth for a decade or two.


If they behave, they can graduate to license plates.
 
2022-10-07 6:58:46 PM  

Mad-n-FL: Glitchwerks: The site will be hacked.

All the details will be forwarded to the FBI.

It's inevitable.

Unless....

It already IS the FBI.


My first thought...
 
2022-10-07 6:59:55 PM  
I hear there are a lot of farm jobs needing strong hard workers that this would be a great program to fill.
 
2022-10-07 7:00:19 PM  

Mad-n-FL: Unless....

It already IS the FBI.


erik-k: That's assuming this isn't just an FBI honeypot to begin with.


It very well could be, but I'm assuming that since it was started by a Trump aide, it isn't.
 
2022-10-07 7:00:55 PM  
FTA: "Look Ahead America has allocated $20,000 it has received in donations to promote the campaign."

*snorting with laughter*
 
2022-10-07 7:03:09 PM  
Very disappointed by this headline. I was looking for some Ex-military Computer and Communications people for a GG Allin tribute band.
 
2022-10-07 7:07:12 PM  
Pity it's not a browsable website. A public listing of companies that think a little light touristing and civil disobedience are hunky-dory could solve my problem of having too many Molotov cocktails stocked up at home.
 
2022-10-07 7:07:40 PM  

Chajeungna: Huh, and me with 14 tons of un-cleaned and un-sorted pig anuses. Nobody wants to work any more! Maybe these J6 guys will help out.

/anuses still on the pigs
//pigs still alive
///tongue-cleaning only, we're an organic farm


I would think pig anuses are pretty light. If you have 14 tons of them....are you secretly Chajeungna, Overlord and Owner of All the Pigs?
 
2022-10-07 7:08:38 PM  
I want to know who the participating employers are so I can avoid them, as both a customer and potential employee.
 
2022-10-07 7:16:19 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: I want to know who the participating employers are so I can avoid them, as both a customer and potential employee.


I'm honestly guessing, if there are any actual employers, they are small businesses you have never heard of, with about 5 total employees.
 
2022-10-07 7:18:58 PM  

Jedbone: Job requirements: Must supply own fire extinguishers, flagpoles, and buffalo horn headgear.


"What would you say is your greatest personal strength?"

"Definitely the hat with buffalo horns on it"
 
2022-10-07 7:26:10 PM  
In other words,

Help Wanted: Lackeys, goons, and henchmen.
 
2022-10-07 7:28:11 PM  
Treasonous shiat weasel wanted for servicing at the next RNC. Payment in tips....
 
2022-10-07 7:35:12 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: I should be in the kitchen: I want to know who the participating employers are so I can avoid them, as both a customer and potential employee.

I'm honestly guessing, if there are any actual employers, they are small businesses you have never heard of, with about 5 total employees.


Like that indignant couple from yesterday all fired up while running their Dumpy paraphenalia store.
 
2022-10-07 7:39:22 PM  
White people invading capitol to kill elected officials: civil disobedience.

Black people protesting police brutality:
Rioting.
 
2022-10-07 7:47:53 PM  
Are you a patriot?  Did you lose your job for protecting our way of life on January 6th, just for being there without being arrested?

At J6 Jobs, have we got a job for you!  We need call center operators, donation bundlers, planners, weapon, body armor, and explosive procurers, bus drivers, truck drivers, firearms instructors, martial arts instructors, combat tactics instructors, golf cart and mobility scooter mechanics, and more.

Please fill out all fields below to apply.

Name:_________________________

Address:_______________________

Cell Phone:_____________________

Email Address:__________________

Age:__________________________

Gender:_______________________

Race:_________________________

Military ID# (if applicable):_______________

Police Service (if applicable):_____________

Please check all organizations that you currently or previously belonged to:

🔲 Oath Keepers

🔲 Three Percenters

🔲 Proud Boys

🔲 Boogie Bois

🔲 Ku Klux Klan

🔲 National Socialist Party of America

🔲 Qanon

🔲 Other_______________________


What role did you play on January 6th?___________________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________________________________________

How effective were you (list any assaults, breaches, rooms penetrated, trophies taken)?____________________

__________________________________________________________________________________________

What equipment did you deploy with on January 6th?________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________________________________________

Thank you.  We will contact you shortly.

SEND


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2022-10-07 8:29:17 PM  
"We decided to create a 'Jobs for J6' program to help connect these people to patriotic employers who are gonna give them a chance,"

America gave them a helluva chance and they blew it trying to overthrow the country, which would have farked everybody's world up.  The rest of us shouldn't have to live under a fascist regime just because a gullible Gomer Pyle cosplayer doesn't like the government that he doesn't even understand or vote in anyway.  No sympathy, starve to death, alone and ridiculed and then forgotten.
 
2022-10-07 8:48:23 PM  
They can come clean up my garden for a mllion dollars an hour at 123 Gofarkyourself St.
 
2022-10-07 8:49:26 PM  

grumpfuff: Chajeungna: Huh, and me with 14 tons of un-cleaned and un-sorted pig anuses. Nobody wants to work any more! Maybe these J6 guys will help out.

/anuses still on the pigs
//pigs still alive
///tongue-cleaning only, we're an organic farm

I would think pig anuses are pretty light. If you have 14 tons of them....are you secretly Chajeungna, Overlord and Owner of All the Pigs?


Tell us you've never waded through a ton of juicy pig anuses without saying "I've never waded through a ton of juicy pig anuses". Pffft

/adding 'juicy' was unnecessary, sorry
//not sorry
///better than 'moist' tho innit?
 
2022-10-07 8:55:39 PM  
"Rent a traitor"
 
2022-10-07 9:00:29 PM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: FTA: "Look Ahead America has allocated $20,000 it has received in donations to promote the campaign."


*snorting with laughter*

Hey, considering how badly those guys got fleeced by TFG over the years, that's actually an impressive amount of money
 
2022-10-07 9:56:22 PM  
If you're planning a heist and need people to provide a distraction.
 
2022-10-07 10:13:32 PM  

Chajeungna: grumpfuff: Chajeungna: Huh, and me with 14 tons of un-cleaned and un-sorted pig anuses. Nobody wants to work any more! Maybe these J6 guys will help out.

/anuses still on the pigs
//pigs still alive
///tongue-cleaning only, we're an organic farm

I would think pig anuses are pretty light. If you have 14 tons of them....are you secretly Chajeungna, Overlord and Owner of All the Pigs?

Tell us you've never waded through a ton of juicy pig anuses without saying "I've never waded through a ton of juicy pig anuses". Pffft

/adding 'juicy' was unnecessary, sorry
//not sorry
///better than 'moist' tho innit?


That's...well, I won't saw weird, that's just abnormal. I mean, I get you're joking, but...really? That was weak.
 
2022-10-07 10:15:00 PM  
A list of companies who use that site would be useful.
I wouldn't write anything spiteful about them but Id rather avoid doing business with any of them if possible.
 
2022-10-07 10:57:39 PM  
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