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(MSN)   Ten life lessons most of us learn too late, now work smarter, not harder and take a risk once in a while   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-10-07 8:30:04 AM  
11. People are fond of catch phrases that sound meaningful: You can even make money writing whole articles about them. In the corporate world, learning your company's favorite ones may be vital to a successful career.
 
2022-10-07 8:37:29 AM  
12. Get born to a rich family.
 
2022-10-07 8:50:29 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 12. Get born to a rich family.


12a. Marry money

Guy I knew did this and the arranged job offers just rolled in. He was so sure it was all because of hard work. Bless his heart
 
2022-10-07 10:48:06 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: 11. People are fond of catch phrases that sound meaningful: You can even make money writing whole articles about them. In the corporate world, learning your company's favorite ones may be vital to a successful career.


It helps if they rhyme.  People really like things that rhyme, and often attach more importance to them.
 
2022-10-07 11:55:02 AM  
they pretend to pay me and I pretend to work.
 
2022-10-07 12:23:29 PM  
13.  Girls have just as dirty a mind as you do, guys.
 
2022-10-07 1:56:43 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 12. Get born to a rich family.


That's really what #1 is all about.

Health Is More Important Than Wealth
 
2022-10-08 2:23:10 AM  
 - Don't ever try to vacuum gasoline out of anything
- Make sure you're euthanizing the right dog.
- Don't trust Whitey
- See a doctor, get rid of it.
 
2022-10-08 1:37:45 PM  
Dance like everyone's walking.
 
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