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(9News (Australia))   Senior Kremlin-appointed official in Ukraine slams ministers over flagging war effort, even urges the defence minister to consider suicide over his performance   (9news.com.au) divider line
    More: Interesting, Vladimir Putin, Russia, Russian military setbacks, Russia Ukraine update, Kirill Stremousov, Moscow-installed deputy leader of Ukraine, searing four-minute video, Russian Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu  
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2246 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 07 Oct 2022 at 12:20 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 6:28:40 AM  
18 votes:
Looks like the oafishal scapegoat has been publicly identified.

Despite the fact Vladimir the Incompetent has been directly involved in strategic and tactical planning down to the Battalion level since day 1, none of the military disasters russia has been suffering can be the Leader's fault. No, it HAS to be Shoigu. You know, the Defense Minister Pootie-Poot sidelined back in August. It's obviously Shoigu's fault the Manic Midget of Moscow has led his troops into an epic cluster fark of a war. Obviously.
 
2022-10-07 12:35:38 PM  
10 votes:

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I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.


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Even Nata Lee?
 
2022-10-07 8:45:40 AM  
9 votes:
Sounds like someone is really worried about losing his head over a job...
 
2022-10-07 12:24:38 PM  
9 votes:

Wenchmaster: No, it HAS to be Shoigu.


The fact that Shoigu is an ethnic minority and not a True Russian Slav will help in the scapegoating.
 
2022-10-07 12:24:31 PM  
7 votes:
Russia's whole system of government is a crime syndicate run by a mob boss. They didn't think in a whole nation of people others would get their "pound of flesh" for things since people are already looking the other way for the guy at the top? Dimitri please.
 
2022-10-07 12:28:07 PM  
6 votes:

LL316: Weaver95: Ya know, I don't think the Russians are winning their war against Ukraine.

Yeah, it's probably a perfect time for Ukraine to give Putin everything be wants. To save lives.

/s


I liked it when Putin annexed territory and the Ukrainians just took it back the following week.
 
2022-10-07 12:29:58 PM  
6 votes:
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2022-10-07 12:48:58 PM  
5 votes:
By all accounts Shoigu's job performance has been terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific:

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2022-10-07 12:37:55 PM  
4 votes:

Mock26: extroverted_suicide: [Fark user image 425x340]

I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.

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Even Nata Lee?


Maybe we can defer that one for a decade or two.
 
2022-10-07 12:26:02 PM  
3 votes:
Urges suicide? Why would he do that when he can just mourn his passing after he falls out of a window?
 
2022-10-07 12:26:08 PM  
3 votes:
Am I the only one who thought this would be about Tucker Carlson?
 
2022-10-07 12:28:14 PM  
3 votes:
Notice how Kremlin-appointed officials aren't slamming Putin for his actions?

I have.
 
2022-10-07 12:34:05 PM  
3 votes:

TheSubjunctive: Wenchmaster: No, it HAS to be Shoigu.

The fact that Shoigu is an ethnic minority and not a True Russian Slav will help in the scapegoating.


Yep. There was already quite a bit of noise about that when russia made that humiliating retreat from Kyiv. The bigotry has only grown louder as things went south from there. There's a reason toraque mentions Shoigu's attempts to 'escape' in the daily Blyaat the Caat announcements in the war threads.
 
2022-10-07 12:56:39 PM  
3 votes:
Obligatory:

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2022-10-07 12:59:00 PM  
3 votes:

PunGent: Paddy: Loucifer: Wenchmaster: Vladimir the Incompetent

I wonder how history will name him?

Vlad the Big Failure
Vladimir the Dickless
Vladimir the Insane

Vlad the Trump

/United at last

Vlad the Terrible At His Job?


Vlad the Pike Head, because invading Ukraine comes at to high a cost.

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2022-10-07 12:26:26 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Russian Defense Minister,

Your failure has dishonored yourself and your country. You know what to do.
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2022-10-07 12:52:21 PM  
2 votes:

WordsnCollision: By all accounts Shoigu's job performance has been terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific:

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It's probably just me, but that looks strikingly similar to a CTF base in Unreal Tournament.
 
2022-10-07 12:21:50 PM  
1 vote:
Ya know, I don't think the Russians are winning their war against Ukraine.
 
2022-10-07 12:23:43 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu will accidentally fall from a building here soon!
 
2022-10-07 12:25:35 PM  
1 vote:
You, comrade, are terrible at your job. Have you ever considered jumping out of a window and onto some bullets? - Russian Career Councilors.
 
2022-10-07 12:25:47 PM  
1 vote:
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I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.
 
2022-10-07 12:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
Repeat?
 
2022-10-07 12:35:17 PM  
1 vote:
"A senior Kremlin-appointed official in Ukraine"

Why are there still senior Russian officials in Ukraine?

/well unless they are in jail
 
2022-10-07 12:36:03 PM  
1 vote:
This is one case I would support a murder / suicide.
 
2022-10-07 2:05:10 PM  
1 vote:
blamed Russian military setbacks on incompetent and corrupt senior commanders

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2022-10-07 3:01:48 PM  
1 vote:

extroverted_suicide: [Fark user image 425x340]

I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.


Pretty sure the traditional Russian (from the Czar's army officers) method involves a revolver, but considering the way they sidelined the army it might have been forgotten.

/same source as the traditions of "Russian Roulette"
 
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