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(9News (Australia))   Senior Kremlin-appointed official in Ukraine slams ministers over flagging war effort, even urges the defence minister to consider suicide over his performance   (9news.com.au) divider line
    More: Interesting, Vladimir Putin, Russia, Russian military setbacks, Russia Ukraine update, Kirill Stremousov, Moscow-installed deputy leader of Ukraine, searing four-minute video, Russian Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu  
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2022-10-07 6:28:40 AM  
Looks like the oafishal scapegoat has been publicly identified.

Despite the fact Vladimir the Incompetent has been directly involved in strategic and tactical planning down to the Battalion level since day 1, none of the military disasters russia has been suffering can be the Leader's fault. No, it HAS to be Shoigu. You know, the Defense Minister Pootie-Poot sidelined back in August. It's obviously Shoigu's fault the Manic Midget of Moscow has led his troops into an epic cluster fark of a war. Obviously.
 
2022-10-07 8:45:40 AM  
Sounds like someone is really worried about losing his head over a job...
 
2022-10-07 12:21:50 PM  
Ya know, I don't think the Russians are winning their war against Ukraine.
 
2022-10-07 12:23:43 PM  
I'm pretty sure Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu will accidentally fall from a building here soon!
 
2022-10-07 12:24:31 PM  
Russia's whole system of government is a crime syndicate run by a mob boss. They didn't think in a whole nation of people others would get their "pound of flesh" for things since people are already looking the other way for the guy at the top? Dimitri please.
 
2022-10-07 12:24:37 PM  

Weaver95: Ya know, I don't think the Russians are winning their war against Ukraine.


Yeah, it's probably a perfect time for Ukraine to give Putin everything be wants. To save lives.

/s
 
2022-10-07 12:24:38 PM  

Wenchmaster: No, it HAS to be Shoigu.


The fact that Shoigu is an ethnic minority and not a True Russian Slav will help in the scapegoating.
 
2022-10-07 12:25:35 PM  
You, comrade, are terrible at your job. Have you ever considered jumping out of a window and onto some bullets? - Russian Career Councilors.
 
2022-10-07 12:25:47 PM  
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I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.
 
2022-10-07 12:26:02 PM  
Urges suicide? Why would he do that when he can just mourn his passing after he falls out of a window?
 
2022-10-07 12:26:08 PM  
Am I the only one who thought this would be about Tucker Carlson?
 
2022-10-07 12:26:26 PM  
Dear Russian Defense Minister,

Your failure has dishonored yourself and your country. You know what to do.
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2022-10-07 12:26:50 PM  

Lusebagage: I'm pretty sure Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu will accidentally fall from a building here soon!


That seems to happen often in Russia.  I am starting to wonder if maybe the building safety enforcement agency of the country is slacking.
 
2022-10-07 12:26:54 PM  
Glad to hear things are going well for Ukraine.
 
2022-10-07 12:28:07 PM  

LL316: Weaver95: Ya know, I don't think the Russians are winning their war against Ukraine.

Yeah, it's probably a perfect time for Ukraine to give Putin everything be wants. To save lives.

/s


I liked it when Putin annexed territory and the Ukrainians just took it back the following week.
 
2022-10-07 12:28:14 PM  
Notice how Kremlin-appointed officials aren't slamming Putin for his actions?

I have.
 
2022-10-07 12:29:21 PM  
Repeat?
 
2022-10-07 12:29:54 PM  

Weaver95: Ya know, I don't think the Russians are winning their war against Ukraine.


Of course they aren't. Anyone in russia could tell you that. They aren't winning their war in Ukraine because they aren't at war. They're engaged in a 'short-yellow-bus military operation'. If they were at war, they'd obviously be winning, because of traditional russian military awesomeness(*). Since it's not-a-war, they aren't allowed to use their traditional russian military awesomeness(*).


* Actual evidence of 'traditional russian military awesomeness' not actually available.


/s for those with non-functioning snark detectors
 
2022-10-07 12:29:58 PM  
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2022-10-07 12:34:05 PM  

TheSubjunctive: Wenchmaster: No, it HAS to be Shoigu.

The fact that Shoigu is an ethnic minority and not a True Russian Slav will help in the scapegoating.


Yep. There was already quite a bit of noise about that when russia made that humiliating retreat from Kyiv. The bigotry has only grown louder as things went south from there. There's a reason toraque mentions Shoigu's attempts to 'escape' in the daily Blyaat the Caat announcements in the war threads.
 
2022-10-07 12:34:33 PM  

Wenchmaster: Vladimir the Incompetent


I wonder how history will name him?

Vlad the Big Failure
Vladimir the Dickless
Vladimir the Insane
 
2022-10-07 12:35:17 PM  
"A senior Kremlin-appointed official in Ukraine"

Why are there still senior Russian officials in Ukraine?

/well unless they are in jail
 
2022-10-07 12:35:32 PM  
Stremousov alleged that a "small number" of what he called "corrupt marauders and other miscellaneous riffraff" were responsible for "gaps" on the battlefield.

I like how that nonsensical word has been reintroduced into the mainstream thanks to that crazy lunatic* in 10 Downing Street.

*Since it's easy to get confused here: I mean the former one, not the current one.
 
2022-10-07 12:35:38 PM  

extroverted_suicide: [Fark user image 425x340]

I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.


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Even Nata Lee?
 
2022-10-07 12:36:03 PM  
This is one case I would support a murder / suicide.
 
2022-10-07 12:36:15 PM  

Loucifer: Wenchmaster: Vladimir the Incompetent

I wonder how history will name him?

Vlad the Big Failure
Vladimir the Dickless
Vladimir the Insane


Vlad the Trump

/United at last
 
2022-10-07 12:37:55 PM  

Mock26: extroverted_suicide: [Fark user image 425x340]

I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.

[Fark user image image 850x960]

Even Nata Lee?


Maybe we can defer that one for a decade or two.
 
2022-10-07 12:48:58 PM  
By all accounts Shoigu's job performance has been terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific:

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2022-10-07 12:50:30 PM  

Weaver95: LL316: Weaver95: Ya know, I don't think the Russians are winning their war against Ukraine.

Yeah, it's probably a perfect time for Ukraine to give Putin everything be wants. To save lives.

/s

I liked it when Putin annexed territory and the Ukrainians just took it back the following week.


You have to DECLARE annexation.  Rookie mistake by Putin.
 
2022-10-07 12:52:21 PM  

WordsnCollision: By all accounts Shoigu's job performance has been terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific:

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It's probably just me, but that looks strikingly similar to a CTF base in Unreal Tournament.
 
2022-10-07 12:52:22 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "A senior Kremlin-appointed official in Ukraine"

Why are there still senior Russian officials in Ukraine?

/well unless they are in jail


I think it's a Russian for "local sucker we made take the job, because nobody important in Moscow was dumb enough to want it"...
 
2022-10-07 12:52:57 PM  

Paddy: Loucifer: Wenchmaster: Vladimir the Incompetent

I wonder how history will name him?

Vlad the Big Failure
Vladimir the Dickless
Vladimir the Insane

Vlad the Trump

/United at last


Vlad the Terrible At His Job?
 
2022-10-07 12:56:39 PM  
Obligatory:

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2022-10-07 12:59:00 PM  

PunGent: Paddy: Loucifer: Wenchmaster: Vladimir the Incompetent

I wonder how history will name him?

Vlad the Big Failure
Vladimir the Dickless
Vladimir the Insane

Vlad the Trump

/United at last

Vlad the Terrible At His Job?


Vlad the Pike Head, because invading Ukraine comes at to high a cost.

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2022-10-07 1:45:27 PM  

WordsnCollision: By all accounts Shoigu's job performance has been terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific:

He just needs to avoid any and all windows.

 
2022-10-07 1:55:05 PM  

Mock26: extroverted_suicide: [Fark user image 425x340]

I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.

[Fark user image image 850x960]

Even Nata Lee?


I have the dome for that.

Let me know when she's ready, and I'll take care of it.  She's not as beautiful as a Ukrainian girl, but one of us has to step up.
 
2022-10-07 2:05:10 PM  
blamed Russian military setbacks on incompetent and corrupt senior commanders

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2022-10-07 2:41:51 PM  
It seems more and more that valddy and TFG really needed to win in 2020, but they shot their wad in 2016 and it just wasn't as effective the second time.
 
2022-10-07 3:01:48 PM  

extroverted_suicide: [Fark user image 425x340]

I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.


Pretty sure the traditional Russian (from the Czar's army officers) method involves a revolver, but considering the way they sidelined the army it might have been forgotten.

/same source as the traditions of "Russian Roulette"
 
2022-10-07 3:53:37 PM  
SirDigbyChickenCaesar:Why are there still senior Russian officials in Ukraine?


Because the Russians haven't been kicked out of all Ukraine yet.
 
2022-10-07 4:55:20 PM  

Loucifer: Wenchmaster: Vladimir the Incompetent

I wonder how history will name him?

Vlad the Big Failure
Vladimir the Dickless
Vladimir the Insane


I'm for "Pootin' Putin"

Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to annex a region of Ukraine
And only farted
 
2022-10-07 4:57:42 PM  

pirviii: It seems more and more that valddy and TFG really needed to win in 2020, but they shot their wad in 2016 and it just wasn't as effective the second time.


Well when you get as up there in years as they are, sometimes it takes longer than suspected to get ready for a second round. That's why they're hoping they'll be riding high in the saddle by 2024.
 
2022-10-07 6:52:17 PM  

Mock26: extroverted_suicide: [Fark user image 425x340]

I'm fine with any Russian getting domed for any reason, by any means, and under any circumstances.

[Fark user image 850x960]

Even Nata Lee?


Debriefing and close examination of the knees.
 
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