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(Metro)   Would you wax your 3 year-old daughter's eyebrows?   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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1942 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2022 at 12:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 8:21:51 AM  
'I've never seen an adult walking around with a unibrow because they love it so much"

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2022-10-07 8:40:21 AM  
I don't have a three year old daughter.
 
2022-10-07 11:28:05 AM  
No, but I wouldn't forbid them to, neither.
 
2022-10-07 12:07:17 PM  
Who knows why people do what they do.

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2022-10-07 12:07:22 PM  
Gonna be the kind of lady who tells her kid she's fat and turns her anorexic...
 
2022-10-07 12:07:35 PM  

Brawndo: 'I've never seen an adult walking around with a unibrow because they love it so much"

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He doesn't love it, he just doesn't give a shiat.
 
2022-10-07 12:08:19 PM  

red230: Who knows why people do what they do.

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Well that's enough internet for me today.
 
2022-10-07 12:10:16 PM  

Marcos P: red230: Who knows why people do what they do.

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Well that's enough internet for me today.


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2022-10-07 12:10:19 PM  
That kid is going to end up in therapy and a drinking problem, and then they'll get a tattoo about being in therapy

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2022-10-07 12:10:33 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Brawndo: 'I've never seen an adult walking around with a unibrow because they love it so much"

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He doesn't love it, he just doesn't give a shiat.


When you're seven feet tall and worth over $100,000,000 you can do whatever the fark you want.
 
2022-10-07 12:12:00 PM  
No. If my three year old had a unibrow, I'd put her up for adoption.
 
2022-10-07 12:13:22 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Brawndo: 'I've never seen an adult walking around with a unibrow because they love it so much"

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He doesn't love it, he just doesn't give a shiat.


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2022-10-07 12:13:55 PM  

maxandgrinch: That kid is going to end up in therapy and a drinking problem, and then they'll get a tattoo about being in therapy

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Drinking with rapists sounds like a really bad idea.
 
2022-10-07 12:14:18 PM  
My mom had hers tattooed on. She looked constantly surprised to see me.
 
2022-10-07 12:15:36 PM  
Well, this is what happens if you let it go:

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2022-10-07 12:15:39 PM  

red230: Who knows why people do what they do.

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Which Kardashian is that?
 
2022-10-07 12:16:21 PM  

red230: ArcadianRefugee: Brawndo: 'I've never seen an adult walking around with a unibrow because they love it so much"

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He doesn't love it, he just doesn't give a shiat.

When you're seven feet tall and worth over $100,000,000 you can do whatever the fark you want.


Except stay healthy enough to make the playoffs.
 
2022-10-07 12:18:46 PM  
That's not something I would do, Subby. I did cut the tip off my 3 day old son's wiener so who am I to judge?
 
2022-10-07 12:19:22 PM  

farkitallletitend: My mom had hers tattooed on. She looked constantly surprised to see me.


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2022-10-07 12:19:29 PM  

NM Volunteer: maxandgrinch: That kid is going to end up in therapy and a drinking problem, and then they'll get a tattoo about being in therapy

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Drinking with rapists sounds like a really bad idea.


Don't be ungrateful for free drugs.
 
2022-10-07 12:19:38 PM  
I don't know, but this is too much for me when simple trimming would have been better.

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/Madonna's daughter
 
2022-10-07 12:20:21 PM  

Marcos P: Gonna be the kind of lady who tells her kid she's fat and turns her anorexic...


Better than being a fatty.
 
2022-10-07 12:21:01 PM  
i mean if she had some insane unibrow, sure. I saw a young kid like that once with this massive unibrow, and it was just....distracting....

Otherwise her call. Wouldn't force it on her. My kid likes to paint her hair, decide how she wants to wear her hair, pick out clothes, etc. Piercing her ears is up to her. Why would how she styles her eyebrow be different, other than stepping in as a parent and not letting them get to insane with it.
 
2022-10-07 12:23:13 PM  

Mr_Vimes: red230: Who knows why people do what they do.

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Which Kardashian is that?


I thought it was Cher.
 
2022-10-07 12:27:17 PM  

red230: Who knows why people do what they do.

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Sigh

/zip
 
2022-10-07 12:28:40 PM  

Mr_Vimes: red230: Who knows why people do what they do.

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Which Kardashian is that?


The cute one.
 
2022-10-07 12:31:46 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Mr_Vimes: red230: Who knows why people do what they do.

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Which Kardashian is that?

I thought it was Cher.


Cher is forever young: there is always at least one part of her that is never more than two, three years old.
 
2022-10-07 12:34:06 PM  
Beats the baby I saw at a store once that had little gauges in her ears.

Didn't say anything of course, but I was thinking there may be some words in the future between her and her parents about stretching out her earlobes before she could talk.
 
2022-10-07 12:34:44 PM  
My father didn't have a monobrow, but his eyebrows would keep his shoes dry when it rained.  Eugene Levy's don't even come close.  I pretty much inherited the same eyebrows.  Barbers have always asked if I wanted them trimmed.  No thank you, I'm proud to have them.

/ He could also wiggle his ears, which we always found amusing.
 
2022-10-07 12:38:56 PM  

Marcos P: Gonna be the kind of lady who tells her kid she's fat and turns her anorexic...


Mom doesn't need to. That's what classmates, boyfriends, coworkers and Fark incels are for.
 
2022-10-07 12:39:27 PM  

Gleeman: Beats the baby I saw at a store once that had little gauges in her ears.

Didn't say anything of course, but I was thinking there may be some words in the future between her and her parents about stretching out her earlobes before she could talk.


The little equations will get their ears pierced if/when they request it. Not a moment sooner, possibly a week or so later so I can find and schedule with a good piercing/tattoo shop.
 
2022-10-07 12:40:28 PM  

El_Dan: No. If my three year old had a unibrow, I'd put her up for adoption.


Why give her away when people will pay big money for them?
https://www.newsweek.com/elderly-man-offered-100k-buy-child-mother-store-police-1737456
Granted, the unibrow may lower the price a bit, but still...
 
2022-10-07 12:43:48 PM  

farkitallletitend: My mom had hers tattooed on. She looked constantly surprised to see me.


Wut?

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2022-10-07 12:50:30 PM  

Gleeman: Beats the baby I saw at a store once that had little gauges in her ears.

Didn't say anything of course, but I was thinking there may be some words in the future between her and her parents about stretching out her earlobes before she could talk.


Yeah that is kind of where i'd draw the line of my kids self expression.....

"are you doing something that is going to require some form of surgery or medical procedure to undo if you decide its not for you down the road? Yeah? Then wait until you are on your own dime, because i don't want to pay to do it, or fix it"

Want to piece something which won't permanently disfigure you, due something blue, wear clothes i don't dig? Thats all you.
 
2022-10-07 12:52:32 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: The little equations will get their ears pierced if/when they request it. Not a moment sooner, possibly a week or so later so I can find and schedule with a good piercing/tattoo shop.


Your pediatrician will do it for you. Bonus, ours doesn't even charge.

Not that i wouldn't trust a reputable place, but if the kid was younger than a teenager no harm.

But yeah, same story with our kid. She has been talking about it but hasn't made up her mind. I could care less either way. In fact i'd prefer she just does it so she shuts up about it.
 
2022-10-07 12:53:10 PM  
Maybe she'll be a fat shamer, and maybe not. But having seen a young kid with a unibrow - absolutely wax it. Kids shouldn't have to put up with bullying over something that is an easy fix.
 
2022-10-07 12:55:42 PM  

hlehmann: My father didn't have a monobrow, but his eyebrows would keep his shoes dry when it rained.  Eugene Levy's don't even come close.  I pretty much inherited the same eyebrows.  Barbers have always asked if I wanted them trimmed.  No thank you, I'm proud to have them.

/ He could also wiggle his ears, which we always found amusing.


There is a middle ground between normal eyebrows and baddass monsters. I'd rock the bad ass monsters if i had them.

In between though it just looks like you are lazy. Like, when i grow a beard out, there is this week or two period where it looks like i'm on the run from rehab until everything gets thick enough that i can even it out.
 
2022-10-07 12:59:55 PM  
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2022-10-07 1:01:12 PM  

NM Volunteer: ArcadianRefugee: Brawndo: 'I've never seen an adult walking around with a unibrow because they love it so much"

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He doesn't love it, he just doesn't give a shiat.

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That doesn't mean that he actually likes having it.  That just means he's figured out a way to leverage it for something.
 
2022-10-07 1:03:58 PM  
No.

Waxing is a short-term solution to a long-term problem.  Only the best, which in this case is electrolysis, for my daughter.
 
2022-10-07 1:04:39 PM  

maxandgrinch: That kid is going to end up in therapy and a drinking problem, and then they'll get a tattoo about being in therapy

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If your best friends are The Rapist you might want to rethink your life?
 
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2022-10-07 1:05:46 PM  

hlehmann: My father didn't have a monobrow, but his eyebrows would keep his shoes dry when it rained.  Eugene Levy's don't even come close.  I pretty much inherited the same eyebrows.  Barbers have always asked if I wanted them trimmed.  No thank you, I'm proud to have them.

/ He could also wiggle his ears, which we always found amusing.


So are we talking Brezhnev:

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or something from David Lynch's imagination?

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2022-10-07 1:06:21 PM  

NM Volunteer: maxandgrinch: That kid is going to end up in therapy and a drinking problem, and then they'll get a tattoo about being in therapy

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Drinking with rapists sounds like a really bad idea.


The problem is usually when you're drinking  with a surprise rapist.

If you know up front they're a rapist it's a lot easier to take precautions. Like killing them.
 
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2022-10-07 1:08:13 PM  

brap: No.

Waxing is a short-term solution to a long-term problem.  Only the best, which in this case is electrolysis, for my daughter.


Odds are pretty good that you wouldn't easily find an electrolysis clinic willing to work on a three year old, at least for something this comparatively minor, and it's even fairly likely that when you do find someone willing to do it, they'd be doing it for cash and off-the-books.
 
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2022-10-07 1:11:51 PM  

red230: Who knows why people do what they do.

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I've never even considered the possibility of taking an actual animal an working this scale backwards:

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/no matter where the percentage actually lands, the label on the 100% entry still applies
 
2022-10-07 1:19:02 PM  
i totally would, but that is one of the many reasons why i don't have kids.
 
2022-10-07 1:26:24 PM  

Marcos P: Gonna be the kind of lady who tells her kid she's fat and turns her anorexic...


Maybe the kid wanted it done, she may have had a bad unibrow and didn't like it.  If mom forced it that's one thing but if the girl wanted it that's fine.
The only fault that's blatantly obvious is this shouldn't be on social media so it's only for mom to get some attention.
 
2022-10-07 1:28:44 PM  

bughunter: farkitallletitend: My mom had hers tattooed on. She looked constantly surprised to see me.

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What... what is that!?  Git!  Go on dammit!  <gets the broom>  Go on, git outta here!  <smack> <smack> GO ON!
 
2022-10-07 1:30:15 PM  
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2022-10-07 1:33:53 PM  

LineNoise: functionisalwaystaken: The little equations will get their ears pierced if/when they request it. Not a moment sooner, possibly a week or so later so I can find and schedule with a good piercing/tattoo shop.

Your pediatrician will do it for you. Bonus, ours doesn't even charge.

Not that i wouldn't trust a reputable place, but if the kid was younger than a teenager no harm.

But yeah, same story with our kid. She has been talking about it but hasn't made up her mind. I could care less either way. In fact i'd prefer she just does it so she shuts up about it.


CSB-Mrs. Farker is Mexican and I'm a white guy from the Midwest. In Mexican culture, girls get their ears pierced as infants, whereas for my family it was a very much a rite of passage, frequently coinciding approximately with menarche. When our daughter, now in her late 20s, was born, my wife kind of bowed to the Anglo way of thinking and still wishes she hadn't. I didn't weigh in one way or the other at the time, but now I agree with her.
 
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