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4970 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Oct 2022 at 11:04 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 10:08:27 AM  
I'd love to see them bring that energy to an inner-city urban polling location. I don't think they have the testicular fortitude to venture away from their safety zones.
 
2022-10-07 10:44:57 AM  
Our ballots are arriving today. We can drop them off tonight on the way to dinner.
 
2022-10-07 10:53:12 AM  
If they know who these terrorists are, round them up and drag them to Gitmo.
 
2022-10-07 11:06:09 AM  
It's another article about these Lions of Liberty chubbies.
 
2022-10-07 11:06:48 AM  
Interfering with my ability to vote would be an incredibly bad idea.
 
2022-10-07 11:07:24 AM  
I'll take "Voter Intimidation" for $1,000 Alex
 
2022-10-07 11:07:25 AM  
Clever plan to announce your readiness preparations for voter intimidation. Please, do tell more.
 
2022-10-07 11:08:07 AM  

bluorangefyre: If they know who these terrorists are, round them up and drag them to Gitmo.


Difficultly level : The police usually protect the people wearing the Thin Blue Line gators carrying guns. Cause they're his buddies off duty
 
2022-10-07 11:09:48 AM  
I just won't vote then. That'll show 'em.
 
2022-10-07 11:11:21 AM  

HerptheDerp: bluorangefyre: If they know who these terrorists are, round them up and drag them to Gitmo.

Difficultly level : The police usually protect the people wearing the Thin Blue Line gators carrying guns. Cause they're his buddies off duty


Neck gator:

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2022-10-07 11:11:32 AM  
Fascists hate it when you vote for things they don't like. Don't be afraid of them, they're more scared of you that you are of them.
 
2022-10-07 11:11:35 AM  

Weatherkiss: I just won't vote then. That'll show 'em.


I'm sure that's part of the plan.
 
2022-10-07 11:11:42 AM  
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2022-10-07 11:12:12 AM  
They also claim that there was a lot of vote fraud with mail in ballots. Someone should get these guys to go harass postal workers in post offices while armed and see what happens.

/You don't fark with the postal service.
 
2022-10-07 11:13:01 AM  
The Lions of Liberty

Do they sing songs from the Lion King?
 
2022-10-07 11:13:28 AM  
I wish a motherfarker would.
 
2022-10-07 11:15:05 AM  
I'd say it's time to put a stop to this shiat before someone gets killed, but it's probably too late for that.

Good luck, southern neighbour.
 
2022-10-07 11:15:38 AM  
Don't any of these cum stains have jobs?
 
2022-10-07 11:15:46 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image 499x762]


The letters for "pecs" and "tits" aren't even next to eachother on the keyboard.  Well, except for the S I suppose.  But how would you accidentally type "pecs" when those are obviously "tits"?
 
2022-10-07 11:15:57 AM  
Arizona is fast joining Texas among states we should return to Mexico without telling any of its residents.
 
2022-10-07 11:16:36 AM  

HerptheDerp: bluorangefyre: If they know who these terrorists are, round them up and drag them to Gitmo.

Difficultly level : The police usually protect the people wearing the Thin Blue Line gators carrying guns. Cause they're his buddies off duty


Be pretty funny if everyone donned thin blue line gaitors, Gadsden shirts, and/or other assorted Nazi attire just to vote in.  How would they tell who they want to intimidate?
 
2022-10-07 11:16:45 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image 499x762]


Those aren't pecs...
 
2022-10-07 11:17:35 AM  

Nexzus: I'd say it's time to put a stop to this shiat before someone gets killed, but it's probably too late for that.

Good luck, southern neighbour.


This. If someone walks up to me while I'm trying to access a ballot box and they are armed, have a camera, and flashlight, I'm calling 911 immediately.
 
2022-10-07 11:17:53 AM  
In the August meeting, Arroyo assured members of the crowd that they'd be welcome to continue wearing their Oath Keepers merch, even while conducting ballot dropbox surveillance. "Your shirts and hats are what tell the world you're not ashamed to be an Oath Keeper, or afraid of the government just because of that crap that happened on January the 6th, which was completely staged. It was a setup," Arroyo said, before acknowledging, "Yeah, they did something stupid beyond all belief."

Fark you.
 
2022-10-07 11:19:03 AM  

red230: They also claim that there was a lot of vote fraud with mail in ballots. Someone should get these guys to go harass postal workers in post offices while armed and see what happens.

/You don't fark with the postal service.


We still got to get rid of dejoy.
 
2022-10-07 11:19:47 AM  

whidbey: The Lions of Liberty

Do they sing songs from the Lion King?


And their acronym is LOL.

/ lol
 
2022-10-07 11:20:16 AM  
Some fatty McNeckbeard tries and fark with my voting is getting kicked in the gunt. Their penis may be an inny, but their balls are still vulnerable. And I'm going to be Bobby-Hill-ing that shiate whle doing it.

I DONT KNOW YOU
 
2022-10-07 11:21:41 AM  

Brosephus: I'd love to see them bring that energy to an inner-city urban polling location. I don't think they have the testicular fortitude to venture away from their safety zones.


Oh they might, until one makes a stupid threat and a citizen stands their ground against that threat.

Then they'll find out that being an armed insurrection lover is worth nothing except an automatic "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" response from who,ever they're threatening.
 
2022-10-07 11:22:44 AM  

neongoats: Some fatty McNeckbeard tries and fark with my voting is getting kicked in the gunt. Their penis may be an inny, but their balls are still vulnerable. And I'm going to be Bobby-Hill-ing that shiate whle doing it.

I DONT KNOW YOU


You act like they have balls big enough to actually land the hit.
 
2022-10-07 11:23:14 AM  

red230: They also claim that there was a lot of vote fraud with mail in ballots. Someone should get these guys to go harass postal workers in post offices while armed and see what happens.

/You don't fark with the postal service.


We just send ours ballots in the mail, I don't know why anyone would bother with a dropbox. Seems like it's easier and more reliable to mail plus you know where your post office is located, no looking up where a dropbox can be found. Also you can verify that your ballot was recieved just by going online.
 
2022-10-07 11:23:45 AM  

Brosephus: I'd love to see them bring that energy to an inner-city urban polling location. I don't think they have the testicular fortitude to venture away from their safety zones.


LOL they closed those a long time ago.  Inner city needs to go out to the suburbs where the police will probably round them up before they get within 100' of a polling box.
 
2022-10-07 11:27:19 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image 499x762]


I'd imagine similar rules exist for their imaginary takeover by the government as they do for ZombieLand.
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2022-10-07 11:27:50 AM  
A fatal flaw in their thinking is liberals wont shoot back.
 
2022-10-07 11:28:57 AM  

neongoats: Some fatty McNeckbeard tries and fark with my voting is getting kicked in the gunt. Their penis may be an inny, but their balls are still vulnerable. And I'm going to be Bobby-Hill-ing that shiate whle doing it.

I DONT KNOW YOU



It's a fun concept, but you realize that this is the point, right?

They're trying to provoke violent confrontation. Then they can kill you, claim "self-defense" and also claim proof that "violent antifa is trying to steal elections and start a Civil War!"

Look at that blubbering sack of murdering shiat in Wisconsin, He's a literal Republican Celebrity now.

It can't be stressed enough all of these people literally want to kill us, they're just looking for an excuse. The law is on their side because many/most of them also enforce said law.
 
2022-10-07 11:29:56 AM  
Probable news report: "Gunfire broke out as peaceful white pedestrians were forced to defend themselves as armed African Americans attempted to vandalize a local ballot box ahead of this year's primaries. Luckily none of the white bystanders who were coincidentally carrying firearms in full compliance with the law were injured. All the those who were shot seem to be African American. Police say the victims reported suspicious activity & only returned fire when it looked like the vandals were armed, but police have not yet confirmed that no weapons were not recovered from the bodies. This is an ongoing story."
 
2022-10-07 11:30:33 AM  
Move the drop boxes into schools. You cannot conceal carry there.
 
2022-10-07 11:34:00 AM  

sandi_fish: Move the drop boxes into schools. You cannot conceal carry there.


You seriously think that would stop these clowns?
 
2022-10-07 11:36:07 AM  

Weatherkiss: I just won't vote then. That'll show 'em.


We get it. Bernie's not on the ballot.
 
2022-10-07 11:38:20 AM  
Take pictures and record anyone who is intimidating you while attempting to vote and inform the FBI immediately

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2022-10-07 11:38:31 AM  
During the meeting, Arroyo also stoked fears of an imminent civil war. "This is not the same as (Black Lives Matter) and George Floyd or antifa.

But don't you dare call them racists!
 
2022-10-07 11:41:41 AM  

sandi_fish: Move the drop boxes into schools. You cannot conceal carry there.


Moving them to the local precinct would be more lulzy.
 
2022-10-07 11:43:25 AM  

Brosephus: I'd love to see them bring that energy to an inner-city urban polling location. I don't think they have the testicular fortitude to venture away from their safety zones.


Weeners, best comment. Keyboard warriors on both sides of the aisle don't understand that they're going to be parked in towns that carried Trump by +20 and harass Italians.
 
2022-10-07 11:45:16 AM  
They do realize that the 2nd Amendment goes both ways, right?
 
2022-10-07 11:46:46 AM  

readymix: nakmuay: [Fark user image 499x762]

The letters for "pecs" and "tits" aren't even next to eachother on the keyboard.  Well, except for the S I suppose.  But how would you accidentally type "pecs" when those are obviously "tits"?


I'm pretty sure the text was added to an already existing picture to make a meme.
 
2022-10-07 11:48:51 AM  
Lions of Liberty

Literally "LOL" 😅
 
2022-10-07 11:51:12 AM  
This is why I love mail-in voting.  These pudgy clowns can't shadow every mailbox.
 
2022-10-07 11:52:02 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image 499x762]


He misspelled "moobs."
 
2022-10-07 11:53:23 AM  
If confronted simply reply, "Fark you, you farking fark." And vote.
 
2022-10-07 11:54:47 AM  

Weatherkiss: I just won't vote then. That'll show 'em.


Like you would get down of that fence to vote anyway!
 
2022-10-07 11:54:52 AM  
So a bunch of shiat heads are going to camp around drop boxes at 4am to prevent something that wasn't going to happen?

Am I getting that right?

A bunch of losers in front of the library?
 
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