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2022-10-07 10:08:37 AM  
I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.
 
2022-10-07 10:12:50 AM  
It reminds me of the name of a restaurant near where I live called IDC bar and grill that a friend of mine owns. (I don't car bar and grill.)
 
2022-10-07 10:39:12 AM  

mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.


The final straw that made me stop watching his show is when he was biatching about a EU rule that prevented him from storing a semi-truck load of fertilizer in the barn where hay was stored.
 
2022-10-07 10:44:21 AM  

padraig: mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.

The final straw that made me stop watching his show is when he was biatching about a EU rule that prevented him from storing a semi-truck load of fertilizer in the barn where hay was stored.


Ah yes, the "please don't cause an explosion that will break windows 10 miles away" rule. Typical bureaucratic overreach.
 
2022-10-07 10:47:23 AM  

mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.


This is pretty accurate. I think he's both awesome and an ass.

I still would have loved to have been any one of the three during Top Gear/Grand Tour (there's a new Grand Tour btw!)
 
2022-10-07 10:56:32 AM  
How petty.
 
2022-10-07 11:39:51 AM  

envirovore: mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.

This is pretty accurate. I think he's both awesome and an ass.


Any lingering doubt on the issue was put to bed when he recently suggested the government abolish the NHS to save money.

/I mean it's happening anyway with this group of asshats in power, but Jesus Christ you're not supposed to say it out loud.
 
2022-10-07 11:50:27 AM  

iron de havilland: envirovore: mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.

This is pretty accurate. I think he's both awesome and an ass.

Any lingering doubt on the issue was put to bed when he recently suggested the government abolish the NHS to save money.

/I mean it's happening anyway with this group of asshats in power, but Jesus Christ you're not supposed to say it out loud.


We thought the same thing here in the US but then Trump happened  The only difference between US and UK racists/fascists is that yours are just a tad more polite about what they are.
 
2022-10-07 12:00:49 PM  
FTFA: Jeremy Clarkson Told To Shut Restaurant Made Famous In Amazon Prime Hit 'Clarkson's Farm'

Shut what?  Shut it up?  Shut the door? STFU?  Shut 'em down open up shop?


I know.  I know....
Also FTFA: Former Top Gear presenter turned farmer Jeremy Clarkson has been ordered to shut down his restaurant and café by local council officials.
 
2022-10-07 12:08:28 PM  
He's just a year older than me, but I look 500% better, and I've been through 6 spinal surgeries!

That's a rough 62.
 
2022-10-07 2:16:20 PM  

mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.


I know your wife told me the same thing last night.
 
2022-10-07 2:24:02 PM  

envirovore: mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.

This is pretty accurate. I think he's both awesome and an ass.

I still would have loved to have been any one of the three during Top Gear/Grand Tour (there's a new Grand Tour btw!)


I know I love the part May and Hammond binned in the cave.
 
2022-10-07 2:28:47 PM  

mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.


Harry and Paul - Jeremy Clarkson 'Vagina'
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2022-10-07 3:28:52 PM  

alice_600: mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.

I know your wife told me the same thing last night.


Yeah.  She feels the same way about Clarkson.  No surprise there.  Why were you at a Dane Cook show?
 
2022-10-07 6:32:17 PM  

Jedekai: you get to hear about Pedo Joe


I'm sorry, but there are so many Republicans you might be referring to here that you're going to need to narrow this down a bit.
 
2022-10-07 7:39:29 PM  

envirovore: (there's a new Grand Tour btw!)


Is James aware?

/For all of Richard's crashes, between this and the Iraq special, James might be the first to have to give it up.
 
2022-10-07 7:48:11 PM  

UNC_Samurai: envirovore: (there's a new Grand Tour btw!)

Is James aware?

/For all of Richard's crashes, between this and the Iraq special, James might be the first to have to give it up.


Yeah, I wasn't sure if I was watching G.T. or 'lets try to kill James May' a few times there.
 
2022-10-07 10:29:33 PM  

envirovore: UNC_Samurai: envirovore: (there's a new Grand Tour btw!)

Is James aware?

/For all of Richard's crashes, between this and the Iraq special, James might be the first to have to give it up.

Yeah, I wasn't sure if I was watching G.T. or 'lets try to kill James May' a few times there.


I think it was James turn to use the insurance.
 
2022-10-08 12:43:15 AM  

mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.


Yes, but he's my favorite insufferable douchebags.  One of very few that I can actually laugh at and with at the same time.

facing the challenges of farming on his huge pile of Cotswolds land in Gloucestershire, UK - after owning it for 14 years without raising a finger.

Is he trying to raise fingers on his plot? It seems he's raising eyebrows at least.

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2022-10-08 1:28:37 AM  

My Sober Alt: mjbok: I know he's beloved, but god this guy is an insufferable douche bag.

Yes, but he's my favorite insufferable douchebags.  One of very few that I can actually laugh at and with at the same time.

facing the challenges of farming on his huge pile of Cotswolds land in Gloucestershire, UK - after owning it for 14 years without raising a finger.

Is he trying to raise fingers on his plot? It seems he's raising eyebrows at least.

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Crap Imagine finding those in the middle of the night by the moon light.
 
2022-10-08 6:48:06 AM  
Excellent headline, subby
 
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