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(Twitter)   TFG says goodbye to Ben Sasse with his typical grace and dignity   (twitter.com) divider line
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3707 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Oct 2022 at 2:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 1:19:51 AM  
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2022-10-07 2:12:52 AM  
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2022-10-07 2:17:03 AM  
Nebraska gets Ricketts as a senator, UF gets Sasse as a president - kinda seems like we both lose (unlike 1996)

/I'll take my sports tab digs when I can get them
 
2022-10-07 2:19:25 AM  
This is not a Fark worthy Trump post
 
2022-10-07 2:21:37 AM  
Because if there's anything Florida has no experience with, it's unpopular presidents taking up residence in Florida.
 
2022-10-07 2:24:09 AM  
People still choose to align with him even though he has proven time and time again he will throw them under the bus at the first hint of trouble.  Crazy.
 
2022-10-07 2:24:37 AM  
I do love that it is actually a pretty good insult.
 
2022-10-07 2:28:40 AM  
I feel like Trump is just doing a Cameo for insults at this point.
 
2022-10-07 2:32:05 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I feel like Trump is just doing a Cameo for insults at this point.


You have to wonder at what point the whole thing just gets really, really tiring.  Especially at his age.  Imagine doing that shiat every day until you die.  Talk about joyless.
 
2022-10-07 2:39:55 AM  
I thought he was banned from Twitter. Wtf
 
2022-10-07 2:45:12 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I feel like Trump is just doing a Cameo for insults at this point.


Just thank god it's not onlyfans
 
2022-10-07 2:45:34 AM  

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This works on so many levels, seriously fantastic.
 
2022-10-07 2:47:52 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I thought he was banned from Twitter. Wtf


It someone with a Twitter account reposting from Truth Social?

I have no idea who "PatriotTakes" is, but I have to wonder if they are a snark account.
Trump University founder weighs in on The University of Florida's decision to hire Senator Ben Sasse

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2022-10-07 2:48:12 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I thought he was banned from Twitter. Wtf


Are you really confused? and if so what does that say about you?
 
2022-10-07 2:49:29 AM  
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2022-10-07 2:50:27 AM  

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/obligatory
 
2022-10-07 2:51:49 AM  
I wouldn't be surprised if Truth Social is secretly backed by Twitter.

They had 5 years to take down TFG's account and they didn't.

Twitter is a mouth piece for modern day fascism.
 
2022-10-07 3:16:16 AM  
As a child Trump never experienced the simple joy and imagination of playing with a toy.

His parents were racist sociopaths.

Maybe ... just maybe, if we just give him a little more attention, he could heal and be not maybe Ribbentrop but one of his less-competent aides.
 
2022-10-07 3:22:10 AM  
I know it's not the part I'm meant to focus on, but that apostrophe really grinds my gears.
 
2022-10-07 3:23:57 AM  
So statesman.
Many gravitas.

Ass.
 
2022-10-07 3:37:14 AM  

Dansker: I know it's not the part I'm meant to focus on, but that apostrophe really grinds my gears.


I seen that to
 
2022-10-07 3:37:41 AM  

Dansker: I know it's not the part I'm meant to focus on, but that apostrophe really grinds my gears.


I can't tell you how many times I've thought, "If only Trump knew how to use apostrophes appropriately, I'd vote for him."

Don't even get me started on his use of semicolons.
 
2022-10-07 3:56:51 AM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Wine Sipping Elitist: I thought he was banned from Twitter. Wtf

It someone with a Twitter account reposting from Truth Social?


I wonder if there's a deeper Inception layer where TFG has also been banned from Truth Social, and we get his Horizon World posts sent through Truth Social and then Twitter to here, like a Human Centipede of his stupid thoughts.
 
2022-10-07 4:22:46 AM  
Now that's some Sasse Justice.
 
2022-10-07 5:14:41 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I feel like Trump is just doing a Cameo for insults at this point.

You have to wonder at what point the whole thing just gets really, really tiring.  Especially at his age.  Imagine doing that shiat every day until you die.  Talk about joyless.


He has 'people' to do that for him. You think, he cleans his own toilet too?
 
2022-10-07 5:51:13 AM  

Maybe you should drive: People still choose to align with him even though he has proven time and time again he will throw them under the bus at the first hint of trouble.  Crazy.


Sasse never aligned with him. He's been a conservative for a lot longer than Trump. So, if anything, Trump aligned with Sasse.
 
2022-10-07 6:00:59 AM  
I wonder if Sasse supports:

Women's right to choose,
Voting rights,
Sensible gun control,
Reform tax code,
Taxing the churches?

Trick question.  He "opposes taxing businesses, restrict money in politics, consumer protection, funding education, environmental protection, financial sector regulation, gun control, public health, foreign and humanitarian aid, humane immigration policy, labor rights and wages, lgbt rights, taxing the middle class, internet freedom, avoiding default, poverty amelioration, racial equality, increasing revenues, taxing the wealthy, a robust safety net, higher spending, women's rights and supports big business, military spending, domestic surveillance."
 
2022-10-07 6:17:21 AM  
Gators gonna gate.

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He is the perfect choice for the U. of Hogtown.
 
2022-10-07 6:23:56 AM  
Asshole can't even spell "little" correctly and thinks it's some type of witty insult.

Asshole.
 
2022-10-07 6:31:49 AM  
We, too, have regrets about who we hired as President.
 
2022-10-07 6:35:40 AM  
The University of Florida will regret it.

But Trump will be in prison so he probably won't get much satisfaction.
 
2022-10-07 6:48:16 AM  
We don't have to pay attention to that thing, or ever listen to a word out of its anus. We can be free to live happily never thinking of that burning garbage ever again. We can be free.
 
2022-10-07 7:10:30 AM  
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2022-10-07 7:30:11 AM  

COMALite J: Now that's some Sasse Justice.


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2022-10-07 7:44:09 AM  
AUNSTART
 
2022-10-07 7:57:58 AM  
I still think he got paid for his seat. No one walks away from a Senate seat without a large cash payment through a "foundation" or other shady transfer of cash.
 
2022-10-07 8:13:12 AM  
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2022-10-07 8:24:55 AM  

Dansker: I know it's not the part I'm meant to focus on, but that apostrophe really grinds my gears.


Maybe it's supposed to be an accent mark.  Then how would you pronounce that?  lid-LEY?  And WTF does that even mean??
 
2022-10-07 8:26:54 AM  

Jumbled: We don't have to pay attention to that thing, or ever listen to a word out of its anus. We can be free to live happily never thinking of that burning garbage ever again. We can be free.


Difficulty:  He's running again in 2024 and will in all probability win.
 
2022-10-07 8:29:22 AM  

Maybe you should drive: People still choose to align with him even though he has proven time and time again he will throw them under the bus at the first hint of trouble.  Crazy.


Those people never believe it will happen to them.
 
2022-10-07 8:41:15 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I feel like Trump is just doing a Cameo for insults at this point.

You have to wonder at what point the whole thing just gets really, really tiring.  Especially at his age.  Imagine doing that shiat every day until you die.  Talk about joyless.


I was tired of it by L'il Marco
 
2022-10-07 8:43:17 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I feel like Trump is just doing a Cameo for insults at this point.

You have to wonder at what point the whole thing just gets really, really tiring.  Especially at his age.  Imagine doing that shiat every day until you die.  Talk about joyless.


Donald Trump does not know what joy is. He's never experienced that emotion
 
2022-10-07 8:49:32 AM  
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2022-10-07 10:50:00 AM  
Say what you will about Ben Sasse, but what caught my attention was the man didn't seem to take himself seriously.  He literally stole the Zodiac Killer's Dr. Pepper cooler, and filled it with cans of corn.

He will really get on my good side if he makes it his life's goal of burying UGA* once and for all.
 
2022-10-07 2:40:56 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Jumbled: We don't have to pay attention to that thing, or ever listen to a word out of its anus. We can be free to live happily never thinking of that burning garbage ever again. We can be free.

Difficulty:  He's running again in 2024 and will in all probability win.


yeah... Me too.
 
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