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(Yahoo)   He's not the messiah..He's a very naughty boy   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Sexual intercourse, Rape, Human sexual behavior, Jung Myung-seok, Crime, Assault, Sexual assault, Recent victims  
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3918 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2022 at 5:30 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 5:49:34 AM  
Quasi-rape? That poor hunchback!
 
2022-10-07 5:52:35 AM  
Under South Korea's Criminal Act, Article 299, "quasi-rape" may be applied in cases in which a person "engages in sexual intercourse with another person by taking advantage of his or her state of unconsciousness or inability to resist."

There's nothing 'quasi' about that at all. That is rape.
 
2022-10-07 5:56:13 AM  
from whatever book: and lo the lord did shepherd his cock out of his pants and sayeth unto the flock. 'Wrap thy lips round this bad boy'
 
2022-10-07 6:11:37 AM  
Farking Moonies!

/Just as valid as any other religion
//That is to say, not at all
 
2022-10-07 6:13:01 AM  
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...a rather naughty boy if I may be so bold...
 
2022-10-07 6:30:23 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Under South Korea's Criminal Act, Article 299, "quasi-rape" may be applied in cases in which a person "engages in sexual intercourse with another person by taking advantage of his or her state of unconsciousness or inability to resist."

There's nothing 'quasi' about that at all. That is rape.


Came hear to say this.

I wonder how many "spiritual wives" he ended up with before being busted. I'm barely surviving one wife.
 
2022-10-07 6:34:56 AM  
"...using mind-conditioning techniques to influence the members into performing sexual acts.."

Well honestly, who hasn't done that?
 
2022-10-07 6:52:24 AM  
That's the coolest part of Christianity, anyone can claim to be Jesus reborn and people have to believe them, without proof.
 
2022-10-07 6:58:09 AM  
Christ is always compelling these guys to rape people.
 
2022-10-07 7:03:18 AM  
Almost reads like the Korean drama "Save Me".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_Me_(South_Korean_TV_series)
 
2022-10-07 7:22:53 AM  
That's not what they meant by christ will come again.
 
2022-10-07 7:27:17 AM  
Providence members reportedly scouted its victims in universities before using mind-conditioning techniques to influence the members into performing sexual acts with Jung.

Wait, they are saying Jung used Jedi Mind tricks on the women?

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"This is the penis you are looking for"
 
2022-10-07 7:28:29 AM  
Does every Korean Christian leader just grow up thinking "Man when I get older, I am going to be the Korean version of Joseph Smith"?
 
2022-10-07 7:39:28 AM  
Hey, we've got one of those!
 
2022-10-07 7:53:00 AM  
LoL I thought it was be about Ezra Miller
 
2022-10-07 7:56:24 AM  
"When you're the Messiah you can do whatever you want.  You can grab 'em by the pussy."
 
2022-10-07 7:59:12 AM  
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"Somebody say Messiah?"
 
2022-10-07 8:01:41 AM  

NathanAllen: That's the coolest part of Christianity, anyone can claim to be Jesus reborn and people have to believe them, without proof.


The without proof part is what amazes me in religion. No other part of life functions like that.
 
2022-10-07 8:04:33 AM  

runwiz: Almost reads like the Korean drama "Save Me".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_Me_(South_Korean_TV_series)


If that's the one I remember, I think it was probably inspired in part by CGM.
 
2022-10-07 8:06:28 AM  
So... This Korean dude is "the" messiah? Not just "a" messiah? That means he:

Claims patrilineal Davidic descent;
Has been anointed or seen anointed a King of Israel;
Has brought or seen in an era of world peace;
Has gathered or seen gathered all Jews in the land of Israel;
Has rebuilt or seen rebuilt the Temples with Kohanim serving in them;
Has raised the Jews or seen Jews raised to the pre-eminent position of respect in the world, with all nations acknowledging the correctness of the Torah and;
Has brought the Torah to perfect completion and ending Prophethood?

Pretty sure at least a few of those are falsifiable prima facie.

Sorry, dude. Might want to try another prophecised role. How about the Mahdi? Muslims LOVE people claiming that kind of thing, I'm sure you won't have ANY problems doing so. Or maybe the Antichrist? You might need to fight TFG for the title, but it seems like a hell of a ride.
 
2022-10-07 8:08:04 AM  
"Fark off, we are the Universal Unification Church of Reverend Sun."
 
2022-10-07 9:27:51 AM  
If these cult leaders, I mean religious leaders could only keep their wicks out of the congregation they might stand a chance at making real money. Alas they are only human
 
2022-10-07 10:53:05 AM  

camarugala: If these cult leaders, I mean religious leaders could only keep their wicks out of the congregation they might stand a chance at making real money. Alas they are only human


What's even the point of starting a cult if you're not going to have sex with your followers?
 
2022-10-07 11:27:15 AM  
I'm sure someone has thought of this before as it does seem to be a theme. Do you think all the sexual assault and rape and childhood rape is just why religion exists in the first place? Maybe the passages of religious texts talking about it have all been removed and only passed down by talking.
I know, its a power thing and its all about money too.
 
2022-10-07 12:57:44 PM  

NathanAllen: That's the coolest part of Christianity, anyone can claim to be Jesus reborn and people have to believe them, without proof.


Not really.  There's a simple test involving a wooden cross, some nails, and a 3-day wait for the results.
 
2022-10-07 9:21:39 PM  
If your really the omnipotent/omnipresent being you claim to be...You don't need roofies...
 
2022-10-07 9:31:33 PM  

RandomInternetComment: NathanAllen: That's the coolest part of Christianity, anyone can claim to be Jesus reborn and people have to believe them, without proof.

The without proof part is what amazes me in religion. No other part of life functions like that.


You sound like a person who has never bought a judge.
 
2022-10-08 12:15:27 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [Fark user image image 178x181]

"Somebody say Messiah?"


I said
Messier
 
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