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(NHL)   For you it's the most important day of October, but for Jagr it's a Friday. The 2022-23 NHL regular season opens with the Sharks & Perds doing battle in Prague. Prepare your livers and ready your goonjuice. Season @ 2pm ET on NHL Network   (nhl.com) divider line
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iron_city_ap
2022-10-07 4:09:59 PM  
8 votes:
I thought this was a normal Friday for Jagr

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OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2022-10-07 8:40:43 PM  
8 votes:
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Thanks for the Meme-ries [OhFark]
2022-10-07 1:48:16 PM  
3 votes:
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Myk-House of El [BareFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-07 1:51:07 PM  
3 votes:
I've ordered a tiny Stanley Cup banner to raise at Bub-Ball Arena.

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Probably can't actually keep it hanging there because it'll interfere with the game, but still.

Found out they have a special Stanley Cup edition bubble table.  It's like $800+ more than what I paid for this.
 
buckeyebrain
2022-10-07 1:57:28 PM  
3 votes:

Myk-House of El: I've ordered a tiny Stanley Cup banner to raise at Bub-Ball Arena.

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Probably can't actually keep it hanging there because it'll interfere with the game, but still.

Found out they have a special Stanley Cup edition bubble table.  It's like $800+ more than what I paid for this.


Imagine having a Habs theme and having to put 24 of the little farkers in that bubble.
 
Myk-House of El [BareFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-07 2:06:07 PM  
3 votes:

buckeyebrain: Myk-House of El: I've ordered a tiny Stanley Cup banner to raise at Bub-Ball Arena.

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Probably can't actually keep it hanging there because it'll interfere with the game, but still.

Found out they have a special Stanley Cup edition bubble table.  It's like $800+ more than what I paid for this.

Imagine having a Habs theme and having to put 24 of the little farkers in that bubble.


It would definitely block the view.  And then if you wanted retired numbers...
 
robertus [TotalFark]
2022-10-07 7:20:40 PM  
3 votes:

PluckYew: DaFuq is a Perd?


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Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient [TotalFark]
2022-10-07 8:29:02 PM  
3 votes:

Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Cajnik: [Fark user image image 422x750]

Winner winner chicken dinner, that will be $28 for the two of you for your 12 beers at an NHL game

That's cheap!!!

Prague is renowned for good beer at a very reasonable price.  Actually, the whole city has a reputation for delivering quality well above its price point if you're a tourist.


Warning: avoid the beers others have left behind.

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Rectum damn near killed em
2022-10-07 3:25:36 PM  
2 votes:

buckeyebrain: Myk-House of El: I've ordered a tiny Stanley Cup banner to raise at Bub-Ball Arena.

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Probably can't actually keep it hanging there because it'll interfere with the game, but still.

Found out they have a special Stanley Cup edition bubble table.  It's like $800+ more than what I paid for this.

Imagine having a Habs theme and having to put 24 of the little farkers in that bubble.


Yeah, but the game would be unplayable with all the little Habs guys laying on the ice after diving.
 
BlazeTrailer
2022-10-07 9:00:43 PM  
2 votes:
Well shiat. My 6 yo tells me he's a Sharks fan. He really kept his enthusiasm for opening a day quiet. I had no idea.
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-07 5:40:46 AM  
1 vote:
Huh. Hockey snuck up on me this year. Cool.
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-07 9:15:18 AM  
1 vote:
Badge post...

_/Wtf is up with the schedule? The Ducks' first game is on the 12th
 
buckeyebrain
2022-10-07 1:50:33 PM  
1 vote:
It all somehow came together, with the Sharks playing in the Europe games, and the resulting 11am Friday start; I feared I would have to get through the opener sober.  But because shiat happened in the apartment, I have to work from home today.  Goonjuice is ready.

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Polish Hussar
2022-10-07 2:35:24 PM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: The stick is too damn high!


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Polish Hussar
2022-10-07 2:35:54 PM  
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buckeyebrain
2022-10-07 2:56:01 PM  
1 vote:
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buckeyebrain
2022-10-07 3:29:23 PM  
1 vote:

Practical_Draconian: BTW does Barefark avoid the occasional advertisement on Fark that tries to hijack the browser?

My PC's security denies them or closes the page at worst, but it's getting bad lately on Fark. Fortunately don't have the issue on phone and tablet.

/also hate Fark's new top scrolling ad that suddenly grows to half the screen size too on my devices


What are these 'ads' you speak of?
 
TheJoe03
2022-10-07 5:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
Oh shiat, I saw a notification on my phone about the Sharks game but thought it was preseason.
 
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