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(CTV News)   Struggling with a tobacco or alcohol habit? Trouble sleeping? You're not at fault - it was the damn Neanderthals   (ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2022-10-07 5:58:21 AM  
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2022-10-07 7:05:42 AM  
I'm curious who initiated most of the sexual encounters. Was it Neanderthal males or Sapiens females? What was the attraction, if any, between the two species? The Neanderthal females are unattractive at best to most Homo Sapiens males I would guess.

Then I remember what it was like to be sixteen.

Ah.
 
2022-10-07 7:33:52 AM  
even when it was da bears i knew it was the neanderthals
 
2022-10-07 7:42:19 AM  
this applies to me.
 
2022-10-07 8:08:40 AM  
Dammit Og.
 
2022-10-07 8:25:28 AM  
Neanderthals did enjoy clubbing.
 
2022-10-07 9:13:02 AM  
There's gotta be some other homo species in our DNA.
 
2022-10-07 9:33:09 AM  
Next week, HR will be changing it's entire hiring process.  So much for keeping DNA secret.
 
2022-10-07 9:34:12 AM  

AuralArgument: There's gotta be some other homo species in our DNA.


no homo
 
2022-10-07 9:40:29 AM  
I had a glass device in college that someone hot glued a large swath of synthetic fur on that we called Captain Cavebong
 
2022-10-07 9:53:34 AM  

August11: I'm curious who initiated most of the sexual encounters. Was it Neanderthal males or Sapiens females? What was the attraction, if any, between the two species? The Neanderthal females are unattractive at best to most Homo Sapiens males I would guess.

Then I remember what it was like to be sixteen.

Ah.



I think that was the whole sub-plot for Quest for Fire
 
2022-10-07 12:58:30 PM  

August11: I'm curious who initiated most of the sexual encounters. Was it Neanderthal males or Sapiens females? What was the attraction, if any, between the two species? The Neanderthal females are unattractive at best to most Homo Sapiens males I would guess.

Then I remember what it was like to be sixteen.

Ah.


You were hunter gatherer?
 
2022-10-07 1:39:54 PM  
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2022-10-07 3:25:12 PM  
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2022-10-07 4:42:32 PM  
If Neanderthals are responsible for my chronic insomnia, they would have died out much sooner.
 
2022-10-07 4:56:47 PM  

August11: I'm curious who initiated most of the sexual encounters. Was it Neanderthal males or Sapiens females? What was the attraction, if any, between the two species? The Neanderthal females are unattractive at best to most Homo Sapiens males I would guess.

Then I remember what it was like to be sixteen.

Ah.


She's got sharp forehead?  Really?

Thou doth protest too much
 
2022-10-07 9:26:20 PM  

leeksfromchichis: August11: I'm curious who initiated most of the sexual encounters. Was it Neanderthal males or Sapiens females? What was the attraction, if any, between the two species? The Neanderthal females are unattractive at best to most Homo Sapiens males I would guess.

Then I remember what it was like to be sixteen.

Ah.

She's got sharp forehead?  Really?

Thou doth protest too much


Fark really, really needs a paint-chip button.
 
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