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(NYPost)   Well, there it is. The stupidest farking thing I'll read all day   (nypost.com) divider line
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3789 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Oct 2022 at 2:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 1:57:58 AM  
You know, normally when I see one of these "here it is, the dumbest thing you'll read all day" headlines, I usually click in and learn that yes, it's pretty dumb, but not even close to the dumbest thing I'll encounter that day. I mean, more often than not it probably wouldn't even crack the top 5. But I'll hand it to you subby. This lived up to the hype.
 
2022-10-07 2:43:07 AM  

Pocket Ninja: You know, normally when I see one of these "here it is, the dumbest thing you'll read all day" headlines, I usually click in and learn that yes, it's pretty dumb, but not even close to the dumbest thing I'll encounter that day. I mean, more often than not it probably wouldn't even crack the top 5. But I'll hand it to you subby. This lived up to the hype.


Seconded.  And I don't even like The Beatles.
 
2022-10-07 2:55:00 AM  
Well, she did present shiattier sounds that attempted to imitate music. Does that count?
 
2022-10-07 2:58:47 AM  
It's the NY Post.  Stupid is their goal.
 
2022-10-07 3:05:37 AM  
Her music really hasn't aged well.
 
2022-10-07 3:07:58 AM  
She has been better at things like performing for more than 10 years, not marrying Yoko Ono, and not getting shot.
 
2022-10-07 3:13:02 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Her music really hasn't aged well.


That's a phrase I've never understood. I can only presume most people use it incorrectly.
 
2022-10-07 3:26:30 AM  
The Fast Show - That's Amazing -2- Dunny Beatle
Youtube 9hrSL5UgjGo
 
2022-10-07 3:42:00 AM  
Madonna is better, because none of them can rock a fake BBL like she can.
 
2022-10-07 4:00:57 AM  
Oasis > both.
 
2022-10-07 4:11:04 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Her music really hasn't aged well.

That's a phrase I've never understood. I can only presume most people use it incorrectly.



It usually means "not in-line with current fashion"... completely ignoring that fashions changing - and that they will again - being the point they're trying to make.

It's "the arrogance of now".
 
2022-10-07 4:25:37 AM  
I Inherited a Deatles collection. Everything before White Album sounds meh, and some serious stalker/murder boyfriend lyrics. I have to compliment the White Album for not sounding like garbage in stereo.

They're choir boys, compared to the bulk of my music collection that sounds like an insane asylum talent show. Srsly, I have tracks that got snuck into Gotham, like Death and Resurrection Show,
 
2022-10-07 4:25:54 AM  
I obvious don't take this article seriously, but...

FTA:  And - from vinyl to cassettes to CDs to downloads to streams - she did it all with there being only one Madonna, as opposed to those four Liverpudlian lads.

Well, no, this is completely wrong.  Madonna's music was created with some of the best in the music industry.  Nile Rogers and William Orbit, just to name a couple.

The Beatles had George Martin, and that's about it.

I'm not a fan of either.  I like William Orbit though.
 
2022-10-07 4:26:00 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Oasis > both.


Well, there it is. One of the better trolling and threadjacking attempts I'll read all day.
 
2022-10-07 4:28:34 AM  
I saw the headline and clicked out 'cause I don't give a shiat about the beatles or madonna.
 
2022-10-07 4:33:07 AM  

Aussie_As: kling_klang_bed: Oasis > both.

Well, there it is. One of the better trolling and threadjacking attempts I'll read all day.


Oh, I say it with sincerity!

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2022-10-07 4:37:02 AM  

wildcardjack: I Inherited a Deatles collection. Everything before White Album sounds meh, and some serious stalker/murder boyfriend lyrics. I have to compliment the White Album for not sounding like garbage in stereo.

They're choir boys, compared to the bulk of my music collection that sounds like an insane asylum talent show. Srsly, I have tracks that got snuck into Gotham, like Death and Resurrection Show,


The Killing Joke song? I just got done watching that documentary earlier (loved it!).
 
2022-10-07 4:45:33 AM  
Well it might be true.

After all, the Beatles only had four cocks between them, but Madonna has had hundreds.
 
2022-10-07 4:48:40 AM  

Kirby Muxloe: Well it might be true.

After all, the Beatles only had four cocks between them, but Madonna has had hundreds.


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2022-10-07 4:52:40 AM  
Without Nile Rodgers and MTV, Madonna would be clerking a 7/11 or making porn.
 
2022-10-07 5:04:29 AM  
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2022-10-07 5:17:59 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Her music really hasn't aged well.


I'm calling bullshiat on that one. Madonna, Like a Prayer and True Blue have aged very well.  It was the post Erotica that Madonna turned into a cheap Eurotrash knockoff.

Pray for Spanish Eyes
Youtube MsE9AtQSc_o

Pray for Spanish Eyes is still a beautiful song.
 
2022-10-07 5:37:46 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Her music really hasn't aged well.


Give us examples, be specific.

As far as the article, for starters I wouldn't compare a group with an individual artist. Secondly, everything else has been covered.
 
2022-10-07 5:43:39 AM  
All the Beatles were born before 1945. They could all say 'Ok, Boomer' to Madonna. Point: Beatles
 
2022-10-07 6:46:42 AM  

Kirby Muxloe: Well it might be true.

After all, the Beatles only had four cocks between them, but Madonna has had hundreds.


And that was just yesterday.
 
2022-10-07 7:00:50 AM  

Alphax: It's the NY Post.  Stupid is their goal.


It's the NY post, and they're realizing pretending their audience is all 86 isn't gonna lead to new readers.  They're slowly moving the age range down to the assholes amongst the X because that's now the bigger demographic

/while they are absolutely horrible, shiat people, they do know one thing very well
//how to run an outrage at those damn kids n' slurs rag
///been signs of it ever Covid, someone over there ran the numbers and realized it was time to transition the focus
 
2022-10-07 7:01:28 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Her music really hasn't aged well.

That's a phrase I've never understood. I can only presume most people use it incorrectly.


The production especially. It's tinny and thin and doesn't sound great. Despite what you may think, every old style doesn't come back again. A lot of Prince stuff from the same era, for example, sounds fantastic.

Maybe I do know what I'm talking about.
 
2022-10-07 7:01:49 AM  
Maybe, but The Beatles are still much more influential
Fast Show - Indie Club
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2022-10-07 7:03:49 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Her music really hasn't aged well.

That's a phrase I've never understood. I can only presume most people use it incorrectly.


That phrase is overproduced
 
2022-10-07 7:04:31 AM  

Kirby Muxloe: After all, the Beatles only had four cocks between them,


What about 5th cock?
 
2022-10-07 7:06:07 AM  

nocturn: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Her music really hasn't aged well.

I'm calling bullshiat on that one. Madonna, Like a Prayer and True Blue have aged very well.  It was the post Erotica that Madonna turned into a cheap Eurotrash knockoff.

[YouTube video: Pray for Spanish Eyes]
Pray for Spanish Eyes is still a beautiful song.


Like A Prayer, Material Girl. Papa Don't Praxh. Listen to the beats and production. It's like a time capsule. You might as well be listening to Tiffany songs.
 
2022-10-07 7:15:07 AM  

stoli n coke: She has been better at things like performing for more than 10 years, not marrying Yoko Ono, and not getting shot.


Having a cocktail table book you'd be ashamed to have on your cocktail table.
 
2022-10-07 7:15:37 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Oasis > both.


That's a completely terrible take. You may have more bested subby's submission...
 
2022-10-07 7:18:28 AM  
In her Penthouse pics, she has mice under her arms and a hedgehog between her legs.
 
2022-10-07 7:23:10 AM  

Jake Havechek: In her Penthouse pics, she has mice under her arms and a hedgehog between her legs.


go on.....
 
2022-10-07 7:25:09 AM  

Jake Havechek: Look at the armpits and crotch. It's like a time capsule. You might as well be looking at Tiffany spreads.

 
2022-10-07 7:26:08 AM  
Ok. I'm not a Beatles fan, and I like a lot of Madonna's work (and LOVE some of it). But I don't see how (or especially why) anybody would compare the two.

Off to listen to Like a Prayer...
 
2022-10-07 7:26:12 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: nocturn: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Her music really hasn't aged well.

I'm calling bullshiat on that one. Madonna, Like a Prayer and True Blue have aged very well.  It was the post Erotica that Madonna turned into a cheap Eurotrash knockoff.

[YouTube video: Pray for Spanish Eyes]
Pray for Spanish Eyes is still a beautiful song.

Like A Prayer, Material Girl. Papa Don't Praxh. Listen to the beats and production. It's like a time capsule. You might as well be listening to Tiffany songs.


Now I'm mentally hearing Papa Don't Preach as song by someone with a terrible speech impediment - thanks ever so much
 
2022-10-07 7:29:07 AM  
Beatles: Love, love, me do

Madonna: Do, do, me love
 
2022-10-07 7:33:45 AM  
You mean someone hasn't tweeted a TruthTM yet today?
 
2022-10-07 7:33:49 AM  
The Beatles made a trend, and the trend followed them as they did their own thing.

Madonna managed to ride the leading edge of pop trends and stayed there an incredibly long time.

Two different things, and just because I think more of the thing the Beatles accomplished doesn't mean Madonna didn't manage something fairly impressive.
 
2022-10-07 7:37:55 AM  

The Why Not Guy: Ok. I'm not a Beatles fan, and I like a lot of Madonna's work (and LOVE some of it). But I don't see how (or especially why) anybody would compare the two.

Off to listen to Like a Prayer...


Like A Prayer - Sophie Ellis-Bextor (Live on Instagram)
Youtube OUlg8E5RiVw
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2022-10-07 7:45:32 AM  
This must have been such a slow news day I am surprised it did not literally stop time, or at least slow the rotation of the Earth.
 
2022-10-07 8:11:30 AM  
She's much more unlikeable than the Beatles. And here's maybe my most trivial csb ever - In 1984 I mentioned Madonna and my girlfriend said "who's Madonna?" I knew that would be the last time I ever heard someone say that.
 
2022-10-07 8:12:31 AM  
I always thought this song was by Madonna so imo Deniece Williams is a better Madonna than Madonna
Deniece Williams - Let's Hear It for the Boy (Official Video)
Youtube gI7YHZVc7mM
 
2022-10-07 8:14:02 AM  
TRAINWRECKORDS: "American Life" by Madonna
Youtube dCMNzdm_RKo

I will use any excuse to post a Todd in the Shadows video.
 
2022-10-07 8:14:12 AM  

Jake Havechek: In her Penthouse pics, she has mice under her arms and a hedgehog between her legs.


Many women have had a hedgehog between their legs :/

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Unfortunately :0
 
2022-10-07 8:15:09 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Oasis > both.


Oh, joy! You've given me a second one today!

TRAINWRECKORDS: "Be Here Now" by Oasis
Youtube yg0FumbR4AU
 
2022-10-07 8:16:28 AM  
Everything "shocking" that Madonna has ever done, Siouxsie Sioux did first.
 
2022-10-07 8:18:31 AM  
Why can't they both suck?
 
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