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(Golf Digest)   Fancy golf course wedding, ✓. Argument with the spouse, ✓. Drive into water hazard out of spite, ✓. Bonus: Get the wedding party banned from having events there for 2 years. ✓ and ✓   (golfdigest.com) divider line
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2265 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2022 at 4:30 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-07 3:51:33 AM  
No charges though. Hmmmmm.
 
2022-10-07 4:40:18 AM  

edmo: No charges though. Hmmmmm.


My money's on the guy is a cop. I've eliminated the possibility he's politically connected (ie the mayor's kid) based on "Chevy sedan".
 
2022-10-07 5:20:37 AM  
Subby's headline is misleading. It wasn't an argument with "the" spouse (the ones who got married); it was an argument between two guests who were spouses.

/spouses for now, at least
 
2022-10-07 5:23:33 AM  
Wonder what you have to do to get a lifetime ban. Gotta go. I've got... things.
 
2022-10-07 5:28:04 AM  
When aiming for your wife with your Chevy sedan on a golf course you need to account for slippage on the grass, and wind.  You can't just grip it(the steering wheel) and rip it(the gas pedal) because you know that PoS sedan doesn't have traction control.
 
2022-10-07 5:31:23 AM  

FarkingSmurf: When aiming for your wife with your Chevy sedan on a golf course you need to account for slippage on the grass, and wind.  You can't just grip it(the steering wheel) and rip it(the gas pedal) because you know that PoS sedan doesn't have traction control.


Fark yeah, I slice it every time I drive down the fairway.
 
2022-10-07 6:10:35 AM  
No fat guy taking off his hat and throwing it at a statue like a frisbee? Weak.
 
2022-10-07 6:40:39 AM  
What??? No guns? WTH?
 
2022-10-07 6:57:54 AM  
Banneru from a golf club for two years? Seems like a gift to me.
 
2022-10-07 7:13:40 AM  
Whenever I hear stories like this, I can't help thinking: What would Paige Spiranac do?
 
2022-10-07 8:35:12 AM  
"He pursued in the family's Chevy sedan, eventually plunging over the rock outcropping into the hazard below like so many Titleists before him."

Not bad.
 
2022-10-07 8:36:26 AM  

Circusdog320: What??? No guns? WTH?


No guns and he wasn't even driving a BMW.
 
2022-10-07 8:38:22 AM  

starlost: No fat guy taking off his hat and throwing it at a statue like a frisbee? Weak.


That job sounds quite odd!
 
2022-10-07 8:49:32 AM  
Intentional vandalization, being chased by brain-eating zombies, Shooter McGavin told me to do it, so on, so forth.

10 points for those references
 
2022-10-07 10:03:13 AM  
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2022-10-07 10:04:29 AM  
Please tell me that they were part of the wedding party and not just guests at the wedding.  It'd just make this story all too perfect.
 
2022-10-07 11:36:10 AM  
That has to be a rental, nobody would actually buy one of those cars. Maybe that's where the argument started. Wife wanted a divorce because the husband insisted on buying American and all she wanted was a Toyota.
 
2022-10-07 3:40:59 PM  
Not enough club.
Did not have enough Chevy to make it across the creek.
Should have used the ZL1 Camaro.
 
2022-10-07 3:54:31 PM  
Think this is a way better story.
 
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