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(Guardian)   The turf war between pickleballers and tennis players is causing quite a racquet as there is no love lost between them. Does one side have advantage? TOUCHDOWN   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2022-10-07 9:37:09 AM  
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I am not joking when i say pickelball vs tennis has brought down 2 successive governments in my town, and has created racial tension between the elderly and the asians that got forced to play tennis. There is a pickelball related ballot question almost every election.

Its also torn households apart because the asians frequently have elderly living with them.
 
2022-10-06 11:23:49 PM  
3 votes:
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2022-10-07 9:10:51 AM  
3 votes:
Pickle ballers are insane at any level.


Serious tennis players join a private club so they don't have to share a court with regular folk.

Advantage tennis.
 
2022-10-07 10:52:58 AM  
3 votes:

edmo: They have that where I just moved. My neighbors want me to join in. Pass. Really, I have enough bullshiat in my life already.


You sound like a very reasonable and well-adjusted individual who would never stubbornly close their mind to new social and recreational opportunities.
 
2022-10-07 10:07:46 AM  
2 votes:
Are they going to start airing Pickleball on ESPN2?  How are thry going to fit it in with all the amazing corn hole and Slamball action they currently air?
 
2022-10-07 3:55:21 AM  
1 vote:
They have that where I just moved. My neighbors want me to join in. Pass. Really, I have enough bullshiat in my life already.
 
2022-10-07 10:20:42 AM  
1 vote:
The thought of angry tennis players is hilarious. Cake eating fancy lads and Nancy's steaming red in the face while wearing those stupid outfits.
 
2022-10-07 12:40:11 PM  
1 vote:
(To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat (in free!) no pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town
Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"
 
2022-10-07 3:46:20 PM  
1 vote:

Biff_Steel: (To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat (in free!) no pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town
Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"


I don't know if you're trying to recite poetry or if your having a stroke, but either way, you be illin'
 
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