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(Ars Technica)   Always use the indefinite article "a haptic anal communication system", never "your haptic anal communication system"   (arstechnica.com) divider line
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2022-10-06 9:19:36 PM  
Thank you for the report, ArseTechnica
 
2022-10-06 9:24:46 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Thank you for the report, ArseTechnica


Now I have the giggles
 
2022-10-06 10:27:14 PM  
Enquiring minds want to know
 
2022-10-06 11:14:51 PM  
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2022-10-06 11:19:40 PM  
Never thought I'd see the day when the first thing that came to mind at the mention of a haptic anal communication system was chess.
 
2022-10-06 11:26:51 PM  
You can make a better one at home if you have the right parts.

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2022-10-06 11:40:05 PM  
Great, and now that enough people have an idea on how to make such a device, next thing you know we're all going to have to have our buttholes checked whenever we take any form of proficiency test.
 
2022-10-07 12:20:30 AM  
The Trashmen - Surfin Bird - Bird is the Word 1963 (RE-MASTERED) (ALT End Video) (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
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/ pink flamingos scene  using this song you farkers can look it up
 
2022-10-07 12:31:56 AM  
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2022-10-07 12:38:11 AM  
Why did they build their own from scratch? There's already bluetooth controlled butt stuff devices and software dev kits for them. If he did cheat this way, he probably used something like this:

https://buttplug.io/
 
2022-10-07 12:42:31 AM  
Another group of people that fail to realize a pork butt is actually the shoulder of the pig.
 
2022-10-07 1:02:41 AM  
Searching for Bobby Fischer's Butt Plug
 
2022-10-07 1:13:09 AM  
en passant, en passantindeed.
 
2022-10-07 1:16:56 AM  
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2022-10-07 1:17:17 AM  
Really should have been Bishop or Pawn shaped
 
2022-10-07 1:19:59 AM  

LurkerSupreme: Great, and now that enough people have an idea on how to make such a device, next thing you know we're all going to have to have our buttholes checked whenever we take any form of proficiency test.


Not on my grandfather's watch...

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2022-10-07 1:19:59 AM  

null: Searching for Bobby Fischer's Butt Plug


Clearly Bobby Fischer should have used a flared base.
 
2022-10-07 1:20:10 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: Why did they build their own from scratch? There's already bluetooth controlled butt stuff devices and software dev kits for them. If he did cheat this way, he probably used something like this:

https://buttplug.io/


It's ArsTechnica - any excuse to redneck up pointless shiat is welcomed
 
2022-10-07 1:21:57 AM  
Literally just buy a Hush Plug

I'm shocked at the shoddy Adafruit article, they could have bought and tested an existing, working product.
 
2022-10-07 1:50:42 AM  

fragMasterFlash: LurkerSupreme: Great, and now that enough people have an idea on how to make such a device, next thing you know we're all going to have to have our buttholes checked whenever we take any form of proficiency test.

Not on my grandfather's watch...

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2022-10-07 4:04:36 AM  
Fark sure loves this story. I suppose they'll be a Fark Chess Club starting up soon.
 
2022-10-07 4:21:39 AM  
*looks at picture showing on that video at the top*

Rejected Let it Bleed album cover?
 
2022-10-07 4:23:03 AM  
I'd modify a micro hearing aid. You could maybe also put it up a nasal cavity.
 
2022-10-07 4:27:36 AM  

edmo: Fark sure loves this story. I suppose they'll be a Fark Chess Club starting up soon.


Me and my friends play chess for hours every weekend.

Sometimes, we even bring a board.
 
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2022-10-07 8:50:18 AM  
Makes me wish Mythbusters was still airing so they could tackle this one.
 
2022-10-07 8:59:43 AM  
So was there someone helping him? Updating the board in a chess program and sending him the next moves? They could use simple morse code to send the moves, just a few characters long.
 
2022-10-07 10:07:28 AM  

leeksfromchichis: edmo: Fark sure loves this story. I suppose they'll be a Fark Chess Club starting up soon.

Me and my friends play chess for hours every weekend.

Sometimes, we even bring a board.


Real pros don't need a board, they just trust their sphincter muscle memory

/you might not want to sit right in front of your opponent though
//or maybe you would
///who can say
 
2022-10-07 10:45:07 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Thank you for the report, ArseTechnica


When they did a site redesign, there was a giant "New face, same Ars" at the top of the homepage.
 
2022-10-07 2:36:23 PM  
Video of the cheater in action.
The Vibrating Device (Clip) | Impractical Jokers | truTV
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