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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Reminder: Donation boxes are not for donating people   (ktla.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Los Angeles County, California, lower half of the woman, woman's body, Santa Clarita, California, Los Angeles, Death, Ventura County, California, further details  
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1865 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2022 at 11:38 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-06 11:45:42 PM  
I would believe she was attempting to steal stuff from the donation box and Nutty Putty Cave'd herself.
 
2022-10-06 11:46:20 PM  
Now you tell me
 
2022-10-06 11:51:27 PM  
So... I'm at a store that had those plastic donation boxes. Someplace to dump your coins, perhaps some singles. The mother was busy with a transaction with the cashier, and her brat was toying with the bill just about hanging from the box. I had my massive beard (pre-Covid) and was wearing my red sweatshirt. I said. "Tsk tsk, that's not meant for you" and the kid got in total Santa locked. Little focker was being told to put it back by Santa farking Claus. He shoved it back down, and his mother woke up to what he had been doing. She was equally pissed that he was trying to steal, and farking Santa Claus was chiding him.

Anyhow, the cashier gave me my $2 item gratis.
 
2022-10-06 11:51:55 PM  
She may have wound up partially dangling outside of a donation box on her own, dead, due to an industrial accident?!

What the FARK?!
 
2022-10-06 11:52:16 PM  
There is something wrong with people who think it's okay to kill people over donated stuff. Evil. Just evil.
 
2022-10-06 11:53:28 PM  
Positional asphyxia, maybe trying to take some stuff or just a freak accident.
 
2022-10-06 11:58:42 PM  
How else am I supposed to trick anyone into taking me?!
 
2022-10-06 11:58:52 PM  
 
2022-10-06 11:59:40 PM  

Wobambo: How else am I supposed to trick anyone into taking me?!


I have that DVD
 
2022-10-07 12:00:53 AM  
Another day in California.
 
2022-10-07 12:01:03 AM  
What.. I thought this was America.
 
2022-10-07 12:03:53 AM  
having owned a few Cadillacs I can't help but wonder how many bodies you can fit in a donation box.

/New Jersey typing detected
 
2022-10-07 12:09:09 AM  

Floki: She may have wound up partially dangling outside of a donation box on her own, dead, due to an industrial accident?!

What the FARK?!


Dying while stealing from donation bins is a type of industry...

Her arms trapped in a clothing donation bin, she dangled helplessly through the cold night and died

Man slipped, died after getting caught in clothing donation bin

Man may have been fatally injured while crawling into inner Sydney charity bin
 
2022-10-07 12:10:23 AM  
Seriously.  It's not complicated like recycling.

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2022-10-07 12:19:40 AM  

peachpicker: Dying while stealing from donation bins is a type of industry...


Weird to call getting stuck in a donation bin an industrial accident.

I'm glad I've never seen something similar at a mailbox.
 
2022-10-07 12:25:45 AM  

Prof. Frink: Wobambo: How else am I supposed to trick anyone into taking me?!

I have that DVD


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Also, maybe she should have had a stepladder
 
2022-10-07 12:33:38 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Prof. Frink: Wobambo: How else am I supposed to trick anyone into taking me?!

I have that DVD

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Also, maybe she should have had a stepladder


"(not my) step-ladder" would be the relevant genre.
 
2022-10-07 12:39:35 AM  
Hey...free dead body
 
2022-10-07 12:55:43 AM  
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151 [OhFark]
2022-10-07 1:01:22 AM  
20 comments and not a single Santa Clarita diet reference? Goddammit fark, y'all slippin
 
2022-10-07 1:14:14 AM  

151: 20 comments and not a single Santa Clarita diet reference? Goddammit fark, y'all slippin


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2022-10-07 1:17:52 AM  

151: 20 comments and not a single Santa Clarita diet reference? Goddammit fark, y'all slippin


Well there's a Santa Claus story, so close enough.
 
2022-10-07 1:32:21 AM  
Oh really? Just where then do you expect me to find a place open at this hour where I can sell people for medical experiments?
 
2022-10-07 1:33:45 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Oh really? Just where then do you expect me to find a place open at this hour where I can sell people for medical experiments?


EIP
 
2022-10-07 1:56:02 AM  

151: 20 comments and not a single Santa Clarita diet reference? Goddammit fark, y'all slippin


I thought that show was cancelled?
 
2022-10-07 3:54:12 AM  
"dead-woman-found-partially-in-santa-..."

I had such high hopes for this story
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-10-07 3:54:16 AM  

batlock666: 151: 20 comments and not a single Santa Clarita diet reference? Goddammit fark, y'all slippin

I thought that show was cancelled?


Yes, and the movie airplane was made like 45 years ago, yet there's a dozen references to it here everyday. What's your point?
 
2022-10-07 4:04:01 AM  
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2022-10-07 4:15:06 AM  
You're not my supervisor!
 
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