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3292 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2022 at 7:12 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-06 7:16:06 PM  
AK Governor should fly them to Florida
 
2022-10-06 7:18:22 PM  
Any one else was thinking / hoping the headline meant that Palin was going off to the nut-house?
 
2022-10-06 7:18:34 PM  
Good for them. I hope they find the US a slightly better grade of shiathole country.
 
2022-10-06 7:20:42 PM  
Put on crab boats, slightly less risky.
 
2022-10-06 7:21:03 PM  
Upon being welcomed by former half-term,
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terminally half-witted governor of Alaska, both Russians were seen swimming back to Mother Russia...
 
2022-10-06 7:22:05 PM  
They would be even more welcomed if they was female.
Being Alaska and all.
 
2022-10-06 7:29:21 PM  
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2022-10-06 7:30:22 PM  
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2022-10-06 7:35:15 PM  
Whoa! Crazy how they look like two Alaska senators!

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2022-10-06 7:36:04 PM  
We're still beating that dead horse??? She didn't say that.
 
2022-10-06 7:36:12 PM  
I can see your mom from my house
 
2022-10-06 7:39:06 PM  

vonster: We're still beating that dead horse??? She didn't say that.


No she didn't, but she's still dumb as a stump.
 
2022-10-06 7:44:17 PM  
"The agency said the two Russians arrived Tuesday on a small boat. It did not provide details on where they came from, their journey or the asylum request. It was not immediately clear what kind of boat they were on "

It was a small boat, AP writer. Don't you read your own articles?
 
2022-10-06 7:44:49 PM  

Jake Havechek: vonster: We're still beating that dead horse??? She didn't say that.

No she didn't, but she's still dumb as a stump.


SNL Palin said it, and SNL Palin was the best Palin.
 
2022-10-06 7:44:51 PM  

Lady J: I can see your mom from my house


It's ok, I just :saw: your mom in my house, if you know what mean...
 
2022-10-06 7:47:45 PM  
Palin is one of those people who got used to everyone around her telling her how great she is, then when she got on the national stage people weren't afraid to point out her extreme ignorance on a great many things.
 
2022-10-06 7:47:52 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Jake Havechek: vonster: We're still beating that dead horse??? She didn't say that.

No she didn't, but she's still dumb as a stump.

SNL Palin said it, and SNL Palin was the best Palin.


I thought Lisa Ann Palin was pretty good too...
 
2022-10-06 7:48:06 PM  
Put them on a bus and send them to Sarah Palin's house.

Or Mara la do
 
2022-10-06 7:50:24 PM  

Jake Havechek: Palin is one of those people who got used to everyone around her telling her how great she is, then when she got on the national stage people weren't afraid to point out her extreme ignorance on a great many things.


Big fish in the little pond: meet the big pond.
 
2022-10-06 7:52:40 PM  
So did they leave 7 months ago and it took them a long time to arrive, or were they happy with everything until it started impacting them? because i kinda don't give too much of a fark about russian "asylum" seekers.
 
2022-10-06 7:58:25 PM  

vonster: We're still beating that dead horse??? She didn't say that.


She's not gonna slee......

.......actually, yeah, she might.

you go on, Sir Knight
 
2022-10-06 8:01:10 PM  
They weren't locked in cages for months first?   I guess the adults are kinda in charge now, sorta.
 
2022-10-06 8:10:50 PM  

swankywanky: vonster: We're still beating that dead horse??? She didn't say that.

She's not gonna slee......

.......actually, yeah, she might.

you go on, Sir Knight


SO you want to perpetuate a lie?
 
2022-10-06 8:10:50 PM  

Stud Gerbil: They weren't locked in cages for months first?   I guess the adults are kinda in charge now, sorta.


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2022-10-06 8:13:58 PM  

vonster: swankywanky: vonster: We're still beating that dead horse??? She didn't say that.

She's not gonna slee......

.......actually, yeah, she might.

you go on, Sir Knight

SO you want to perpetuate a lie?


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2022-10-06 8:14:09 PM  

EnderWiggnz: Lady J: I can see your mom from my house

It's ok, I just :saw: your mom in my house, if you know what mean...


loooll
 
2022-10-06 8:14:45 PM  
I'm with Estonia on this one. If they did nothing to protest the war from February until the mobilization, they aren't refugees - they're cowards who were totally ok with their government's commission of war crimes.
 
2022-10-06 8:18:27 PM  
This might be a case when the asylum exception to illegal immigration should prevail.

/I'm not saying anything about the other illegal immigrants.
 
2022-10-06 8:32:22 PM  

blasterz: I'm with Estonia on this one. If they did nothing to protest the war from February until the mobilization, they aren't refugees - they're cowards who were totally ok with their government's commission of war crimes.


Eh, they were willing to cross 300 miles of arctic water in a small boat. I say let them stay.
 
2022-10-06 8:33:21 PM  

EnderWiggnz: Lady J: I can see your mom from my house

It's ok, I just :saw: your mom in my house, if you know what mean...


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2022-10-06 8:46:20 PM  

jaytkay: blasterz: I'm with Estonia on this one. If they did nothing to protest the war from February until the mobilization, they aren't refugees - they're cowards who were totally ok with their government's commission of war crimes.

Eh, they were willing to cross 300 miles of arctic water in a small boat. I say let them stay.


And this really isn't the nicest time of year to be doing that either.
 
2022-10-06 8:48:15 PM  
Emergency! Emergency! Everyone to get from street!

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2022-10-06 8:56:48 PM  

jaytkay: EnderWiggnz: Lady J: I can see your mom from my house

It's ok, I just :saw: your mom in my house, if you know what mean...

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2022-10-06 9:04:36 PM  

blasterz: I'm with Estonia on this one. If they did nothing to protest the war from February until the mobilization, they aren't refugees - they're cowards who were totally ok with their government's commission of war crimes.


It's amazing how many people want to send back potential combatants AGAINST our side, solely out of spite.
 
2022-10-06 9:07:06 PM  

Kalyco Jack: jaytkay: EnderWiggnz: Lady J: I can see your mom from my house

It's ok, I just :saw: your mom in my house, if you know what mean...

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"Yo mama is like 7/11.  She's usually on the corner, she's open all night, and for $2 she'll give you a Slurpee"
 
2022-10-06 9:27:44 PM  
Don't let them stay, it's a beachhead for Putin's invasion into Alaska based on defending native Russian speakers from oppression.
 
2022-10-06 10:09:46 PM  
Great. More immigrants invading our Merica.
They should instead try to seek refuge in Ukraine where they will be dealt with as Republicans want to deal with previous aliens invading.

/We should open a ferry service
//Big neon signs advertising west at that island
///Hella run on sentences
 
2022-10-06 10:52:47 PM  
I don't care where they go as long as they stay out of Ukraine.
 
2022-10-06 11:07:51 PM  

Nobody in Peculiar: "The agency said the two Russians arrived Tuesday on a small boat. It did not provide details on where they came from, their journey or the asylum request. It was not immediately clear what kind of boat they were on "

It was a small boat, AP writer. Don't you read your own articles?


I'd be curious what kind of small boat it was, though and their definition of "small".   

They came from Egvekinot, which a small town at the ass end of nowhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egvekinot
 
2022-10-06 11:10:54 PM  
This sounds like plan hatched at 2am and they were halfway there by the time they sobered up so decided to go for it.
 
2022-10-06 11:22:05 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Nobody in Peculiar: "The agency said the two Russians arrived Tuesday on a small boat. It did not provide details on where they came from, their journey or the asylum request. It was not immediately clear what kind of boat they were on "

It was a small boat, AP writer. Don't you read your own articles?

I'd be curious what kind of small boat it was, though and their definition of "small".   

They came from Egvekinot, which a small town at the ass end of nowhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egvekinot


Perhaps they were escaping teh ghey?
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2022-10-07 12:14:16 AM  

morg: This sounds like plan hatched at 2am and they were halfway there by the time they sobered up so decided to go for it.


Another argument in favor of drinking.
 
2022-10-07 2:00:12 AM  

Kalyco Jack: Jake Havechek: vonster: We're still beating that dead horse??? She didn't say that.

No she didn't, but she's still dumb as a stump.

SNL Palin said it, and SNL Palin was the best Palin.


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/ the one on the left is sexy
 
2022-10-07 5:41:19 PM  

thorpe: morg: This sounds like plan hatched at 2am and they were halfway there by the time they sobered up so decided to go for it.

Another argument in favor of drinking.


2am plans: 1% of the time, they work every time.

/the caveat: any plan that involves an ATM and going to a bad neighborhood is a great plan that will work 100% of the time.
 
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