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(Lifehacker)   The intern broke into the vault, and is making soup   (lifehacker.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Soup, Garlic mayonnaise soup, hot bowl of soup, Egg, Lautrec garlic soup, store-made mayonnaise, greatness of soup, Bouillon cube  
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884 clicks; posted to Food » on 06 Oct 2022 at 6:35 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-06 8:16:33 PM  
Claire, keep your people in line!
 
2022-10-06 8:45:44 PM  
"Garlic mayonnaise soup is a spin on Lautrec"

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2022-10-06 9:14:06 PM  
No.
 
2022-10-06 9:28:43 PM  
I love garlic and I would eat this, but it really needs a new name.

I hope the intern doesn't want to BE claire, we can only handle one of her......
 
2022-10-06 11:05:11 PM  
That's a condiment.

(I heard if you were down on your luck you can make tomato soup from free hot water and free ketchup packets.)

(But I prefer not to.)
 
2022-10-07 12:56:20 AM  

Valter: "Garlic mayonnaise soup is a spin on Lautrec"

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Did you really try to generate a Lautrec daki
 
2022-10-07 1:12:41 AM  

luna1580: I love garlic and I would eat this, but it really needs a new name.

I hope the intern doesn't want to BE claire, we can only handle one of her......


All are now Claire, the collective advances.  Soon everything will be Claire, one endless song of clarity and mayonnaise.  We will be all!
 
2022-10-07 1:12:51 AM  

Valter: "Garlic mayonnaise soup is a spin on Lautrec"

?

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European armor, sorta. Ethiopian sword. Weird
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-10-07 4:07:45 AM  

Sub Human: That's a condiment.

(I heard if you were down on your luck you can make tomato soup from free hot water and free ketchup packets.)

(But I prefer not to.)


If you're lucky there's a taco bell next door to the free ketchup packets to spice it up a little bit.

/Yesterday I made broke biatch burritos. 26 cents each.
//Tortillas, beans, queso, sour cream, salsa, cheese, hot sauce packets
///3 meals out of it, just like these 3 slashies
 
2022-10-07 5:02:52 AM  

151: Sub Human: That's a condiment.

(I heard if you were down on your luck you can make tomato soup from free hot water and free ketchup packets.)

(But I prefer not to.)

If you're lucky there's a taco bell next door to the free ketchup packets to spice it up a little bit.

/Yesterday I made broke biatch burritos. 26 cents each.
//Tortillas, beans, queso, sour cream, salsa, cheese, hot sauce packets
///3 meals out of it, just like these 3 slashies


Amateur.

You really just gotta bite the bullet and potato. Really helps stretch it a week!

/have done poor man tacos wayyyyy too often.
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-10-07 5:55:49 AM  

Axeofjudgement: 151: Sub Human: That's a condiment.

(I heard if you were down on your luck you can make tomato soup from free hot water and free ketchup packets.)

(But I prefer not to.)

If you're lucky there's a taco bell next door to the free ketchup packets to spice it up a little bit.

/Yesterday I made broke biatch burritos. 26 cents each.
//Tortillas, beans, queso, sour cream, salsa, cheese, hot sauce packets
///3 meals out of it, just like these 3 slashies

Amateur.

You really just gotta bite the bullet and potato. Really helps stretch it a week!

/have done poor man tacos wayyyyy too often.


Potatoes don't go in my burritos unless I'm super desperate.

Today I opened the fridge and saw the Ziploc baggie of 3 baked chicken thighs from last week that I forgot existed and I was PISSED that I forgot, I coulda shredded that shiat up and made "nearly broke biatch burritos" instead. Blah
 
2022-10-07 8:09:41 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: I love garlic and I would eat this, but it really needs a new name.

I hope the intern doesn't want to BE claire, we can only handle one of her......

All are now Claire, the collective advances.  Soon everything will be Claire, one endless song of clarity and mayonnaise.  We will be all!


Everybody in outer space looks like Claire.
Cause Claire is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Claireness
Soon all will become Claire.
Everything everywhere will be Claire.
 
2022-10-07 9:28:37 AM  

Fear the Clam: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: I love garlic and I would eat this, but it really needs a new name.

I hope the intern doesn't want to BE claire, we can only handle one of her......

All are now Claire, the collective advances.  Soon everything will be Claire, one endless song of clarity and mayonnaise.  We will be all!

Everybody in outer space looks like Claire.
Cause Claire is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Claireness
Soon all will become Claire.
Everything everywhere will be Claire.


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2022-10-07 10:07:30 AM  
No thanks on the mayo, but i like making garlic soup in the winter.

Ingredients :
Broth
All the garlic I can find

Mince garlic, put in broth, heat, eat
 
2022-10-07 10:34:32 AM  

NINEv2: Fear the Clam: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: I love garlic and I would eat this, but it really needs a new name.

I hope the intern doesn't want to BE claire, we can only handle one of her......

All are now Claire, the collective advances.  Soon everything will be Claire, one endless song of clarity and mayonnaise.  We will be all!

Everybody in outer space looks like Claire.
Cause Claire is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Claireness
Soon all will become Claire.
Everything everywhere will be Claire.

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"Don't you know what Fantasia is? It's the land of human fantasy. It has no boundaries."
"Why is Fantasia dying then?"
"Because humans have begun to lose their hopes and their dreams."

"The empress needs a new name."

Bastian throws open a window and screams into the void

"CLAIRE"

And without warning everything, everywhere, on earth and in Fantasia, becomes mayo...
 
2022-10-07 1:07:43 PM  

luna1580: NINEv2: Fear the Clam: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: I love garlic and I would eat this, but it really needs a new name.

I hope the intern doesn't want to BE claire, we can only handle one of her......

All are now Claire, the collective advances.  Soon everything will be Claire, one endless song of clarity and mayonnaise.  We will be all!

Everybody in outer space looks like Claire.
Cause Claire is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Claireness
Soon all will become Claire.
Everything everywhere will be Claire.

[Fark user image 260x175] [View Full Size image _x_]

"Don't you know what Fantasia is? It's the land of human fantasy. It has no boundaries."
"Why is Fantasia dying then?"
"Because humans have begun to lose their hopes and their dreams."

"The empress needs a new name."

Bastian throws open a window and screams into the void

"CLAIRE"

And without warning everything, everywhere, on earth and in Fantasia, becomes mayo...


I'm trying to imagine the sound of an entire universe remaking itself - in this case it's apparently something like "GLORRRRRRRRRPHHTTTT"
 
2022-10-07 1:37:06 PM  

151: Axeofjudgement: 151: Sub Human: That's a condiment.

(I heard if you were down on your luck you can make tomato soup from free hot water and free ketchup packets.)

(But I prefer not to.)

If you're lucky there's a taco bell next door to the free ketchup packets to spice it up a little bit.

/Yesterday I made broke biatch burritos. 26 cents each.
//Tortillas, beans, queso, sour cream, salsa, cheese, hot sauce packets
///3 meals out of it, just like these 3 slashies

Amateur.

You really just gotta bite the bullet and potato. Really helps stretch it a week!

/have done poor man tacos wayyyyy too often.

Potatoes don't go in my burritos unless I'm super desperate.

Today I opened the fridge and saw the Ziploc baggie of 3 baked chicken thighs from last week that I forgot existed and I was PISSED that I forgot, I coulda shredded that shiat up and made "nearly broke biatch burritos" instead. Blah


So close to true glory 😭

AND WTF IS THE REST OF YOU ON?!
 
2022-10-07 8:45:23 PM  

luna1580: NINEv2: Fear the Clam: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: I love garlic and I would eat this, but it really needs a new name.

I hope the intern doesn't want to BE claire, we can only handle one of her......

All are now Claire, the collective advances.  Soon everything will be Claire, one endless song of clarity and mayonnaise.  We will be all!

Everybody in outer space looks like Claire.
Cause Claire is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Claireness
Soon all will become Claire.
Everything everywhere will be Claire.

[Fark user image 260x175] [View Full Size image _x_]

"Don't you know what Fantasia is? It's the land of human fantasy. It has no boundaries."
"Why is Fantasia dying then?"
"Because humans have begun to lose their hopes and their dreams."

"The empress needs a new name."

Bastian throws open a window and screams into the void

"CLAIRE"

And without warning everything, everywhere, on earth and in Fantasia, becomes mayo...


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-10-07 9:11:36 PM  
God help me, I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Claire and her intern sandwich
/cleaning off the mayo afterwards would be an issue
 
2022-10-07 9:45:16 PM  

Axeofjudgement: AND WTF IS THE REST OF YOU ON?!


hmmmm, i'm not sure if it was the snorting lines of the pureset MSG or licking up the garlic mayo soup off of unicorn horn spoons? probably just nearly ODing on CLAIRE though..... it's hard to judge really anymore!

quick, hold my pumpkin spice double martini while i ask this friendly, sparkly, floating wedge salad-

salud and happy friday my dude!

🍻  😜
 
2022-10-07 9:55:38 PM  

johnny_vegas: God help me, I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Claire and her intern sandwich
/cleaning off the mayo afterwards would be an issue


God won't help with that, you require far older powers for such twisted dreams to come true.

The moon is nearly full tonight, perhaps she'll smile upon your depravity?

I'm just home from work and too sober to appreciate your strange desires, perhaps you can be helped out by:

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-I don't think she's gonna sleep with you, but i hear she hands out scripts for highly restricted and potent mayo if you wink at her!
 
2022-10-07 11:25:35 PM  
all y'all know i wrote that on purpose, yes?

i'm still pretty sober, bedtime is soon.....
 
2022-10-07 11:32:41 PM  

luna1580: johnny_vegas: God help me, I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Claire and her intern sandwich
/cleaning off the mayo afterwards would be an issue

God won't help with that, you require far older powers for such twisted dreams to come true.

The moon is nearly full tonight, perhaps she'll smile upon your depravity?

I'm just home from work and too sober to appreciate your strange desires, perhaps you can be helped out by:

[Fark user image image 425x346]

-I don't think she's gonna sleep with you, but i hear she hands out scripts for highly restricted and potent mayo if you wink at her!


media.istockphoto.comView Full Size
 
2022-10-07 11:34:26 PM  

johnny_vegas: luna1580: johnny_vegas: God help me, I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Claire and her intern sandwich
/cleaning off the mayo afterwards would be an issue

God won't help with that, you require far older powers for such twisted dreams to come true.

The moon is nearly full tonight, perhaps she'll smile upon your depravity?

I'm just home from work and too sober to appreciate your strange desires, perhaps you can be helped out by:

[Fark user image image 425x346]

-I don't think she's gonna sleep with you, but i hear she hands out scripts for highly restricted and potent mayo if you wink at her!

[media.istockphoto.com image 612x406]


WAIT! which one of us is on the couch?

jajajajaajajajaaaja
 
2022-10-08 12:16:16 AM  
because CLAIRE/intern threads are just like our cafe/craycray threads now, it seems.....
 
2022-10-08 2:58:39 AM  

luna1580: WAIT! which one of us is on the couch?


Oh, me for sure
 
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