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(NPR)   What kind of monster turns "bagel" into a pejorative?   (npr.org) divider line
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871 clicks; posted to Business » on 06 Oct 2022 at 1:30 PM (25 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Ronnie_Zman [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-06 1:02:29 PM  
Billy Flynn already gave that advice:

Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle em
And they'll beg you for more
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-06 1:05:42 PM  
When I am looking to network with new people I often think "I am looking for someone flakey like a croissant!"
 
educated [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:08:40 PM  
French dad gets mad, because his daughter pronounce 'croissant' wrong meme
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The Third Man [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:09:29 PM  
"Bageled" has long been a synonym for "score of zero", so this headline is reviving that idea.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:10:08 PM  
Croissants are half-ass bread products for the weak &/or vain weight-watchers.
Bagels are for robust sturdy folks who are committed to a "F**k it all!" diet.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:10:56 PM  

oldfarthenry: Croissants are half-ass bread products for the weak &/or vain weight-watchers.
Bagels are for robust sturdy folks who are committed to a "F**k it all!" diet.


What? Croissants are like 95% butter!
 
HallsOfMandos [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:12:59 PM  
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Combustion [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:18:23 PM  
The lamest Super Villain: Bagel Head:

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WickerNipple [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-06 1:18:59 PM  

oldfarthenry: Croissants are half-ass bread products for the weak &/or vain weight-watchers.


You're lucky this is the Business tab.
 
Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:20:21 PM  
I totally misheard Saweetie "My Type" lyrics. I thought she mentioned "fish bagel eatin', that's your type."
 
Ker_Thwap [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-06 1:22:24 PM  

oldfarthenry: Croissants are half-ass bread products for the weak &/or vain weight-watchers.
Bagels are for robust sturdy folks who are committed to a "F**k it all!" diet.


Croissants are like 50% butter.
 
Ethertap [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:26:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: oldfarthenry: Croissants are half-ass bread products for the weak &/or vain weight-watchers.
Bagels are for robust sturdy folks who are committed to a "F**k it all!" diet.

What? Croissants are like 95% butter!


and 100% delicious
 
educated [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:27:24 PM  

oldfarthenry: Croissants are half-ass bread products for the weak &/or vain weight-watchers.
Bagels are for robust sturdy folks who are committed to a "F**k it all!" diet.


Yeah, let's do an experiment.
Replace your bagels with croissants for 6 months and then let's check your weight, cholesterol, levels of joy, and body fat %.

It'll be a delicious experiment.
 
WickerNipple [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-06 1:30:07 PM  

WickerNipple: oldfarthenry: Croissants are half-ass bread products for the weak &/or vain weight-watchers.

You're lucky this is the Business tab.


I was wrong.  Nothing can save you.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:44:47 PM  
It's a schmear campaign.


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PvtStash
2022-10-06 1:50:54 PM  
in other news:
Andee Taglehates bagels, loves croissants.
 
Short Victoria's War
2022-10-06 1:51:12 PM  
Lox her up!
 
Arkanaut
2022-10-06 1:57:32 PM  
HAIL BAGEL
 
MostlyLurking [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 1:59:57 PM  
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Gergesa
2022-10-06 2:24:37 PM  
BAGEL GIRL - OFFICIAL TRAILER | Korean Anime
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-06 2:40:17 PM  

HallsOfMandos: [preview.redd.it image 379x423]


She lived in New York!
 
Muta
2022-10-06 3:00:55 PM  
Bagel has always been a pejorative term for 'old person'.  At least it was in the '70's.  Crap, am I a bagel?
 
dbirchall [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-06 3:35:45 PM  
Really?  Nobody?  Okay, I'll do it.

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Karma Chameleon
2022-10-06 4:17:12 PM  
You couldn't get me to go to a networking event even if they were handing out free blowjobs and cocaine
 
Combustion [TotalFark]
2022-10-06 4:20:16 PM  

Karma Chameleon: You couldn't get me to go to a networking event even if they were handing out free blowjobs and cocaine


What about bagels and cocaine?
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2022-10-06 5:48:35 PM  
Croissants are like limp bread.  Doughnut bread.
 
guinsu
2022-10-06 10:42:57 PM  

WickerNipple: oldfarthenry: Croissants are half-ass bread products for the weak &/or vain weight-watchers.

You're lucky this is the Business tab.


Clearly the op has never been to a decent French bakery or even a decent coffee shop.
 
v2micca
2022-10-07 12:09:43 PM  

Karma Chameleon: You couldn't get me to go to a networking event even if they were handing out free blowjobs and cocaine



I get that networking events are probably as pleasant to some people as receiving prostate exams.  But, they are likewise advisable, and excessively avoiding either can have consequences.
 
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