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4239 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2022 at 10:50 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-06 10:47:11 AM  
Plant poison Ivy.
 
2022-10-06 10:52:03 AM  
Something with thorns would take care of that.
 
2022-10-06 10:53:43 AM  
Wouldn't that be floricating?
 
2022-10-06 10:55:48 AM  

abb3w: Plant poison Ivy.


And make that problem worse?

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2022-10-06 10:56:55 AM  
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2022-10-06 10:57:11 AM  
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2022-10-06 10:59:31 AM  
Confucius say " some men climb tree for cherry, clever man spread limb.
 
2022-10-06 11:00:20 AM  
Here, distract them with this:
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2022-10-06 11:02:45 AM  
"Obviously, Twitter is having a field day with this one."

First quoted tweet: 2 likes, 0 replies/rt
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2022-10-06 11:03:08 AM  
Maybe she should cross her legs and put on some clothes. Dirty bush.
 
2022-10-06 11:05:36 AM  
Won't somebody please think of the seedlings?
 
2022-10-06 11:07:30 AM  
He gave her a pearl necklace.
 
2022-10-06 11:08:22 AM  

UltimaCS: Here, distract them with this:
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Goddamnit

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2022-10-06 11:10:06 AM  
Can't see the wood for the tees.
 
2022-10-06 11:13:34 AM  

Trocadero: abb3w: Plant poison Ivy.

And make that problem worse?

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You've got an odd definition of worse.
 
2022-10-06 11:14:33 AM  
next thing I know I am in Omar Sharif's mustache.

Dustin Hoffman tells a dirty joke
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2022-10-06 11:16:54 AM  
Beats my 'Dragon out of Junipers' that I had in California.
 
2022-10-06 11:16:59 AM  
I'm sure that's one well fertilized plant
 
2022-10-06 11:17:28 AM  
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2022-10-06 11:18:39 AM  
Someone told me my Camillia is just an adult form of the tea bush. Just have to groom the tips from bush level plants. But we grow the bastards as 15 foot high, all stems and leaves.
 
2022-10-06 11:21:16 AM  
No matter how hard I've tried, and, oh how I've tried, I've never been so lit I stuck my junk in that type of bush.
 
2022-10-06 11:21:17 AM  
Heh. The Bush has a name. GLORIA!
 
2022-10-06 11:28:40 AM  
So I guess its true what they say about European ladies having an aversion to shaving?
 
2022-10-06 11:34:35 AM  

Jairzinho: Something with thorns would take care of that.


It would make for a more immediate deterrent once you had it, but would take longer to develop to be practical for topiary.
 
2022-10-06 11:36:31 AM  

Trocadero: abb3w: Plant poison Ivy.

And make that problem worse?

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She'd tend to reduce the number of repeat visitors, at least.
 
2022-10-06 11:41:15 AM  

Atomic Redneck: Wouldn't that be floricating?


Just pollinating, baby :P
 
2022-10-06 11:43:43 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Can't see the wood for the tees.


You wouldn't be able to see the wood while standing in a desert
 
2022-10-06 11:56:01 AM  

abb3w: Jairzinho: Something with thorns would take care of that.

It would make for a more immediate deterrent once you had it, but would take longer to develop to be practical for topiary.


Plus, while it would reduce the amount of people doing it more than once, how many people are doing it multiple times to begin with?  Whether poison ivy or thorns, people would still do it before discovering the problem.  Punishment isn't the goal so much as preventing the behavior to begin with.
 
2022-10-06 11:56:19 AM  
Best piece of ash in the forest
 
2022-10-06 11:56:44 AM  
Everyone in this story is a weirdo.
 
2022-10-06 11:56:58 AM  
Wanted for questioning.
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2022-10-06 12:09:02 PM  

abb3w: Plant poison Ivy.


Well you can look but you better not touch...
Muppet Songs: Dr. Teeth - Poison Ivy
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/ It's a Rash choice
 
2022-10-06 12:10:46 PM  

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You can't take the Country out of Salem...
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2022-10-06 12:12:28 PM  
The sight of privet parts dos that to some people.
 
2022-10-06 12:12:44 PM  
*does*
 
2022-10-06 12:13:09 PM  

skyotter: He gave her a pearl necklace.


What a Pearl Necklace on a woman shaped bush might look like:
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2022-10-06 12:14:51 PM  

The Devil's Bartender: Heh. The Bush has a name. GLORIA!


Like the pine trees linin' the winding road, even.
 
2022-10-06 12:16:09 PM  

danvon: No matter how hard I've tried, and, oh how I've tried, I've never been so lit I stuck my junk in that type of bush.


If you're so drunk, a plant rejects your advances, it's time to call it a night and go home alone.
 
2022-10-06 12:16:14 PM  

fragMasterFlash: So I guess its true what they say about European ladies having an aversion to shaving?


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2022-10-06 12:17:35 PM  

Solty Dog: Everyone in this story is a weirdo.


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2022-10-06 12:23:28 PM  
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2022-10-06 12:23:53 PM  
Plant some roses and see if anyone comes to deflower them
 
2022-10-06 12:32:46 PM  
Needs an online webcam.
 
2022-10-06 12:40:24 PM  

New Rising Sun: "Obviously, Twitter is having a field day with this one."

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The people who still think Millennials are college-aged apparently think Twitter is the hot social media site right now.
 
2022-10-06 12:40:59 PM  
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2022-10-06 12:41:57 PM  

Snort: Needs an online webcam.


Then he can post that sweet, 'Drunk guys banging a hedge' footage on YouPron.
 
2022-10-06 12:59:46 PM  
Even though you probably don't condone strangers fornicating with shrubbery, you can at least understand why it might happen.

Drinking explains the "why", but I don't get the "how". There's no destination behind the curtains. It's all curtains!
 
2022-10-06 1:05:53 PM  
Sir, stop blasting the song below out of your home!

MUSIQUE - in the bush - 1978
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