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(Financial Post)   Nord Stream Pipeline rupture caused by "underground detonations." I'm sure Tucker will find a way to blame this on Biden using Obama's hurricane machine   (financialpost.com) divider line
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861 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Oct 2022 at 4:20 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-06 11:55:45 AM  
That's a funny way to say 'shaped charges' but...OK?
 
2022-10-06 12:23:46 PM  
If only the execs had used this.

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2022-10-06 12:25:51 PM  
He'll just come up with some insane bullshiat and the MAGAts will lap it up because stigginit.
 
2022-10-06 4:25:36 PM  
US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time
 
2022-10-06 4:26:14 PM  
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2022-10-06 4:26:38 PM  
nobody ever thinks that there could have been a second Hunter Biden laptop because of all the attention on the first one.

simple and genius
 
2022-10-06 4:28:11 PM  
It's not like it's been known that Russia has been slicing underwater internet cables for over a decade now, so presumably have ready access to the tools required to do this in the local area, unlike pretty much any other actor who has been accused.
 
2022-10-06 4:28:35 PM  
Silly subby - don't you know it's always the Jewish Space Lasers?

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2022-10-06 4:29:35 PM  
"Democrats are stupid and useless and can't do anything because they're losers."

Also, "Democrats orchestrated a covert mission to destroy the Russian pipeline inside a foreign country with absolutely no one having evidence of the crime! Surely they are the most evil and diabolical masterminds we have ever seen!"

Sure, Jan.
 
2022-10-06 4:30:03 PM  
Guy, com'n ... what's all this madness about Russia, huh?

DEBATE:OBAMA "80S CALLED, WANT POLICY BACK"
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The 1980s are calling to ask for their foreign policy back.
 
2022-10-06 4:30:22 PM  
It was Russia.
 
2022-10-06 4:31:07 PM  

E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time


Do you have a citation for that?
 
2022-10-06 4:31:15 PM  
Joe Biden planted the explosives in between sabotaging the VP's car and breakfast.
 
2022-10-06 4:31:29 PM  
I thought TuckTuck already claimed Biden blew it up. Did I just dream that?
 
2022-10-06 4:31:38 PM  

Weaver95: It was Russia.


citation needed ...
 
2022-10-06 4:34:17 PM  

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn: Guy, com'n ... what's all this madness about Russia, huh?

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The 1980s are calling to ask for their foreign policy back.



And he wasn't wrong in 2008...

It's almost like time happens and circumstances change.

If I claimed the world should fear Italy because its recent swing to the hard-right I wouldn't be correct just because something dark happens a decade later.
 
2022-10-06 4:34:23 PM  

mrshowrules: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

Do you have a citation for that?


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No, you don't need one.  It was a sucky car.
 
2022-10-06 4:35:20 PM  

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn: Weaver95: It was Russia.

citation needed ...


Again, since you asked.

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2022-10-06 4:37:14 PM  

max_pooper: I thought TuckTuck already claimed Biden blew it up. Did I just dream that?


He "suggested" that Biden blew it up.
 
2022-10-06 4:38:03 PM  

Bungles: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn: Guy, com'n ... what's all this madness about Russia, huh?

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The 1980s are calling to ask for their foreign policy back.


And he wasn't wrong in 2008...

It's almost like time happens and circumstances change.

If I claimed the world should fear Italy because its recent swing to the hard-right I wouldn't be correct just because something dark happens a decade later.


Never respond to a whatabout - a whatabout is never a defense - it's just an admission that one has no defense.Just identify it as a whatabout, and move on.
 
2022-10-06 4:38:32 PM  
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2022-10-06 4:39:29 PM  
If Russia is doing underground detonations, the US should do air burst detonations.  To ensure the way of Light and Love, I call for Joe Biden to unleash dark Brandon and allow Dark Brandon to launch the nukes against every Russian city.
 
2022-10-06 4:41:25 PM  
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2022-10-06 4:46:30 PM  

E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time


Russian ships were certainly caught in the area.

But you already knew that, totally not hacked account.
 
2022-10-06 4:47:20 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: nobody ever thinks that there could have been a second Hunter Biden laptop because of all the attention on the first one.

simple and genius


Aren't we up to like 12 of them at this point?
Not including the ones at the reptilian base at the center of the hollow earth, of course.
 
2022-10-06 4:48:26 PM  
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2022-10-06 4:51:07 PM  
"stopped bubbling"

OK, so they are now filling with saltwater and are effectively destroyed.
 
2022-10-06 4:52:06 PM  

Phlegmbot: Soup4Bonnie: nobody ever thinks that there could have been a second Hunter Biden laptop because of all the attention on the first one.

simple and genius

Aren't we up to like 12 of them at this point?
Not including the ones at the reptilian base at the center of the hollow earth, of course.


I got a laptop delivered from Costco yesterday, and it had a ton of Hunter's emails and videos on it. Dude is prolific! I'm certainly never voting for him as president.  Other than that, I don't care. Unless his emails on my laptop talk about him stealing national secrets or something, it doesn't harm me at all. So far it's all been about drugs and hookers.
 
2022-10-06 4:52:46 PM  

E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time


I assume they were keeping an eye on the Russian submarines planting the charges.
 
2022-10-06 4:53:42 PM  

E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time


Yeah, because the entire Kearsarge ARG was in port there..and they have lots of choppers designed exactly for keeping an eye on, and farking up, Russian vessels. There were P8-As circling there too. We'd totally have those flying over a covert US operation, totally....
 
2022-10-06 4:54:53 PM  

RunsLikeRiver: "stopped bubbling"

OK, so they are now filling with saltwater and are effectively destroyed.



I presume they were filled with seawater throughout construction, so there is a way to fix that?
 
2022-10-06 4:56:03 PM  
Nowhere in TFA do the words "underground detonations" appear.
 
2022-10-06 4:59:34 PM  

Ivo Shandor: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

I assume they were keeping an eye on the Russian submarines planting the charges.


You should always use helicopters as lookouts because the last thing you'd want anybody to notice is that THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON OVER HERE!!!
 
2022-10-06 5:05:52 PM  
Their big mistake was keeping all the plans on Hunter's laptop.
 
2022-10-06 5:08:31 PM  

jjorsett: Ivo Shandor: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

I assume they were keeping an eye on the Russian submarines planting the charges.

You should always use helicopters as lookouts because the last thing you'd want anybody to notice is that THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON OVER HERE!!!


I mean, sure, we have how many stealthy drones and space assets, but let's send helos! Hell, make it Chinooks, Black Hawks are just too quiet.
 
2022-10-06 5:09:42 PM  

TheSubjunctive: jjorsett: Ivo Shandor: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

I assume they were keeping an eye on the Russian submarines planting the charges.

You should always use helicopters as lookouts because the last thing you'd want anybody to notice is that THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON OVER HERE!!!

I mean, sure, we have how many stealthy drones and space assets, but let's send helos! Hell, make it Chinooks, Black Hawks are just too quiet.


And the US would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Nazis and tankies.
 
2022-10-06 5:15:01 PM  
Well according to the conversation I overheard from right wing co-workers yesterday, subby is not too far off in his headline. They were claiming it was the U.S. military who did it. I did not quite catch the reasons, but the comment that Biden is trying to get us into a nuclear war was interesting. If they right starts telling stories that Joe Biden plans to hold onto power by invoking martial law after starting a nuclear war, we will know how the next Republican POTUS will try to eliminate Constitutional governance. Since January 6th followed the playbook Republicans claimed Clinton and Obama were going to use. If the GOP regains the White House and loses again, the GOP plans on pushing the button to keep power.
 
2022-10-06 5:21:20 PM  
 
2022-10-06 5:22:17 PM  

jso2897: Bungles: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn: Guy, com'n ... what's all this madness about Russia, huh?

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The 1980s are calling to ask for their foreign policy back.


And he wasn't wrong in 2008...

It's almost like time happens and circumstances change.

If I claimed the world should fear Italy because its recent swing to the hard-right I wouldn't be correct just because something dark happens a decade later.

Never respond to a whatabout - a whatabout is never a defense - it's just an admission that one has no defense.Just identify it as a whatabout, and move on.


The downside is that people strolling through having no information one way or the other, could take that at face value and develop a negative gut reaction towards the whataboutism's target.
 
2022-10-06 5:22:45 PM  
Good thing we have an energy supply that can be disrupted by a foreign adversary, there was no way anyone would game that.

*eye roll*
 
2022-10-06 5:23:35 PM  
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2022-10-06 5:23:59 PM  
It's not like Russia hadn't used this exact same strategy of bombing their own stuff in Chechnya and Georgia. It had to have been the US.

White nationalists spouting Russian propaganda outside should have told you.
 
2022-10-06 5:31:40 PM  

E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time


I got 9 funnies, but this is established  fact

/disturbing, sure
//heads out of the sand plz
 
2022-10-06 5:33:50 PM  

E.S.Q.: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

I got 9 funnies, but this is established  fact

/disturbing, sure
//heads out of the sand plz


It's established fact that Russian ships were also in the area. And that Russia has a documented recent history of sabotaging their own infrastructure to justify invading their neighbors, as they have done in Chechnya and Georgia.

But keep your head in the sand.
 
2022-10-06 5:34:46 PM  

mrshowrules: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

Do you have a citation for that?


https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy_commons/comments/xx4u8d/bloomberg_us_behind_nordstream_explosion/

I know, reddit, but this is a Bloomberg source
 
2022-10-06 5:35:29 PM  

E.S.Q.: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

I got 9 funnies, but this is established  fact

/disturbing, sure
//heads out of the sand plz


It's also documented fact that Russia has been funding neo nazi groups throughout the west.

But I suppose that is a topic for another thread.
 
2022-10-06 5:35:55 PM  
It doesn't make any sense.

Why would Russia need to blow up the pipelines when they could just turn off the spigot?
 
2022-10-06 5:36:50 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: E.S.Q.: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

I got 9 funnies, but this is established  fact

/disturbing, sure
//heads out of the sand plz

It's established fact that Russian ships were also in the area. And that Russia has a documented recent history of sabotaging their own infrastructure to justify invading their neighbors, as they have done in Chechnya and Georgia.


Considering we've previously announced "we are going to end Nordstream", what would Russia's motive be?
Who has the larger vested interest?
 
2022-10-06 5:37:17 PM  

E.S.Q.: mrshowrules: E.S.Q.: US military choppers based in Gdansk were caught on radar circling the area at the time

Do you have a citation for that?

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy_commons/comments/xx4u8d/bloomberg_us_behind_nordstream_explosion/

I know, reddit, but this is a Bloomberg source


R/conspiracy_commons? Really? Why not just use Stormfront?
 
2022-10-06 5:37:20 PM  

Dr. Bison: Good thing we have an energy supply that can be disrupted by a foreign adversary, there was no way anyone would game that.

*eye roll*


Mouse in your pocket? Or Maus perhaps?

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