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(The Hindu Business Line)   Credit Suisse yesterday: "Everything is fine here. This is not a Lehman moment." CS today: "Mother of god, will someone please buy our worthless investment bank. PLEASE"   (thehindubusinessline.com) divider line
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2022-10-06 7:41:07 PM  
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Where bull trP, where?
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2022-10-06 7:46:53 PM  
Je ne voudrais pas.
 
2022-10-06 8:04:01 PM  
Credit Suisse are a bunch of farking scumbags. When they do finally implode, the shiat that comes out is going to be epic. 99.9999% chance they were bankrolling all kinds of murdering Russian oligarchs and Pooty's misadventures in Ukraine finally helped take them down.
 
2022-10-06 8:26:06 PM  

Likwit: Credit Suisse are a bunch of farking scumbags. When they do finally implode, the shiat that comes out is going to be epic. 99.9999% chance they were bankrolling all kinds of murdering Russian oligarchs and Pooty's misadventures in Ukraine finally helped take them down.


What's the odds on they have chairs made out of gold teeth for the boardroom?
 
2022-10-06 8:28:53 PM  

Intrepid00: Likwit: Credit Suisse are a bunch of farking scumbags. When they do finally implode, the shiat that comes out is going to be epic. 99.9999% chance they were bankrolling all kinds of murdering Russian oligarchs and Pooty's misadventures in Ukraine finally helped take them down.

What's the odds on they have chairs made out of gold teeth for the boardroom?


I have that at 51.7%
 
2022-10-06 10:32:55 PM  

Intrepid00: Likwit: Credit Suisse are a bunch of farking scumbags. When they do finally implode, the shiat that comes out is going to be epic. 99.9999% chance they were bankrolling all kinds of murdering Russian oligarchs and Pooty's misadventures in Ukraine finally helped take them down.

What's the odds on they have chairs made out of gold teeth for the boardroom?


It's Credit Suisse. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a division heavily invested in HFCS with the sole purpose of causing cavities so that they can then harvest the gold teeth later to keep up with demand.

/You know how it is.
//One C-suite guy gets a throne of gold teeth.
///Then everyone wants one.
 
2022-10-07 4:59:00 PM  
"Let zem fail !"

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2022-10-07 5:34:37 PM  
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