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2022-10-06 7:18:54 AM  
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2022-10-06 7:25:14 AM  
Only 109 dead.  Well better that many fresh souls for heaven than none at all.
 
2022-10-06 7:33:47 AM  
It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.
 
2022-10-06 7:34:54 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.


It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them
 
2022-10-06 7:36:55 AM  
Dude, it is 8am. I am pretty sure the race to something stupider as begun. That is damn optimistic of you to assume this is the winner.
 
2022-10-06 7:36:58 AM  
The biblical requirement for false prophets is stoning, right?
 
2022-10-06 7:37:43 AM  
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2022-10-06 7:38:49 AM  
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2022-10-06 7:38:51 AM  
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WHICH WAY TO MAR A LAGO?

 
2022-10-06 7:38:54 AM  

OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them


Psssst...  Let me let you in on a little secret. You still don't have to see them.
 
2022-10-06 7:39:51 AM  

OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them


Social media is the problem because it amplifies the crazy voices.  The problem is the people, primarily the older generations, who believe anything they see on the internet.

How many people would believe the lie that Planned Parenthood was harvesting aborted fetuses and selling them for a profit if not for social media amplifying the lie?

It's like the weekly world news has become the newspaper of record
 
2022-10-06 7:40:04 AM  
Their god is a violent psychopath.
 
2022-10-06 7:40:51 AM  

MarciusDecimus: Dude, it is 8am. I am pretty sure the race to something stupider as begun. That is damn optimistic of you to assume this is the winner.


And the clock at the bottom left says she started a lot earlier than that.

And, given that she's all done up and ready to go, she's been up for a while. I wonder how long she actually sleeps. I don't trust people who only sleep a couple hours... they're not playing with a full deck to begin with.
 
2022-10-06 7:41:06 AM  
...until breakfast.
 
2022-10-06 7:41:22 AM  
In the future we will find out that meth broke many more brains than we could have predicted.
I have no other explanation for these people.
 
2022-10-06 7:41:26 AM  
social media is ruining the world by amplifying the worst farking human beings.
 
2022-10-06 7:41:46 AM  

OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them


I give Twitter a year after Musk takes over before Twitter becomes a self-correcting problem and MySpace's the fark out of the Interwebs.
 
2022-10-06 7:44:28 AM  

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came here to say this. Excellent.
 
2022-10-06 7:45:46 AM  
The Abrahamic god is a Cthulhic elder god that gets it's jollies by torturing us
 
2022-10-06 7:45:52 AM  
Wtf is wrong with her nose?
 
2022-10-06 7:48:00 AM  
Huge if true.
 
2022-10-06 7:49:08 AM  

Unemployedingreenland: OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them

Psssst...  Let me let you in on a little secret. You still don't have to see them.


Yes, we do since one of the two major political parties in the US is controlled by people like this.
 
2022-10-06 7:49:10 AM  

OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them


Username checks out...

/dude is also correct
 
2022-10-06 7:49:48 AM  

iheartscotch: The Abrahamic god is a Cthulhic elder god that gets it's jollies by torturing us


Are you saying God's got a sick sense of humor?
 
2022-10-06 7:50:06 AM  

RasIanI: OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them

Username checks out...

/dude is also correct


In Rod We Trust
 
2022-10-06 7:51:08 AM  
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2022-10-06 7:52:19 AM  

Glitchwerks: iheartscotch: The Abrahamic god is a Cthulhic elder god that gets it's jollies by torturing us

Are you saying God's got a sick sense of humor?


You don't want to start any blasphemous rumors.
 
2022-10-06 7:52:46 AM  

sinner4ever: In the future we will find out that meth broke many more brains than we could have predicted.
I have no other explanation for these people.


Meth is a grain of sand in the desert compared to what religion does to people.
 
2022-10-06 7:56:02 AM  
I should quit my job and become a MAGA Prophet.
 
2022-10-06 7:56:53 AM  

Jake Havechek: Only 109 dead.  Well better that many fresh souls for heaven than none at all.


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blood for the blood god
 
2022-10-06 7:58:44 AM  
Her face looks a little cockeyed.
 
2022-10-06 8:02:49 AM  
Religion is a mental disorder.
 
2022-10-06 8:02:59 AM  
Well there you have it, the stupidest video you'll see all day

False.

I saw Herschel Walker speaking in a video already.
 
2022-10-06 8:03:45 AM  
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2022-10-06 8:04:22 AM  

zeroman987: OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them

Social media is the problem because it amplifies the crazy voices.  The problem is the people, primarily the older generations, who believe anything they see on the internet.

How many people would believe the lie that Planned Parenthood was harvesting aborted fetuses and selling them for a profit if not for social media amplifying the lie?

It's like the weekly world news has become the newspaper of record

It's like the weekly world news has become the newspaper of record


The paper of record became the weekly world news.  Because that's what you'll click on, and clicks are the metric of success.

This person is meaningless in a nation of 330 million people, but the group of people who now pass for our intelligentsia will see her, decide she's representative of something, react to her.  Amplify her, respond to her, piss away *their own* credibility in the process.

Remember Ivermectin overdoses, ERs where gunshot victims were being crowded out by them?  Because there weren't any.  But the people we used to respect spent weeks obsessing about them, crowding our news feed with them.

The news here is that we have a significant number of morons sprinkled into a nation of 330 million.  No shiat. But we're going to make them representative of a much larger, at least marginally more sane, group. For culture war clicks.

There are other sites doing the same thing with people & stories that we'd never green light here, because they're unflattering to *our* team and in those cases it's easy to see that they're not meaningfully representative.  But on those other sites, they represent us.  Clickity click click click, look how smart we are compared to them!
 
2022-10-06 8:04:38 AM  

Flowery Twats: I should quit my job and become a MAGA Prophet.


A misspelling of profit.
 
2022-10-06 8:04:45 AM  
She sounds like a third grader reading a book report. For a book she hasn't read yet:
 
2022-10-06 8:05:07 AM  
Trump killed 1 MILLION Americans by being a dumbass.

Lets start there.
 
2022-10-06 8:05:16 AM  
Religious whackjob: God says, "I will protect you."

Except those 100+ people in central Florida.
 
2022-10-06 8:08:18 AM  

Alphax: The biblical requirement for false prophets is stoning, right?


Right!
Monty Python - Stoning
Youtube FQ5YU_spBw0

 
2022-10-06 8:09:02 AM  

MarciusDecimus: Dude, it is 8am. I am pretty sure the race to something stupider as begun. That is damn optimistic of you to assume this is the winner.


I agree with you but I'm going to go the optimistic route and hope Subby's right.

Good luck, everyone!
 
2022-10-06 8:10:01 AM  
Great. She just spoiled the Namor story in Wakanda Forever. Is there nothing MAGA can't ruin?
 
2022-10-06 8:11:44 AM  

Unemployedingreenland: OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them

Psssst...  Let me let you in on a little secret. You still don't have to see them.


Username checks out
 
2022-10-06 8:13:41 AM  
Watched maybe 5 seconds. Let me guess it ends with her asking for donations.
 
2022-10-06 8:15:24 AM  

Unemployedingreenland: OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them

Psssst...  Let me let you in on a little secret. You still don't have to see them.


The thing is this.  I can ignore her and people like her.  But not everyone IS ignoring them.  And those people drive cars and vote.  This Prophetess has been a campaign fixture for a candidate for the PA Governors seat.  The ability of this kind of thing to be found by people who want to find it (and they are many) makes them dangerous.  Like the girl said, "men without swords may still die by them".
 
2022-10-06 8:18:31 AM  
Who is she talking to?
 
2022-10-06 8:18:41 AM  

Glitchwerks: iheartscotch: The Abrahamic god is a Cthulhic elder god that gets it's jollies by torturing us

Are you saying God's got a sick sense of humor?


And I expect to hear laughing when I die
 
2022-10-06 8:19:53 AM  

shastacola: Their god is a violent psychopath.


It fits perfectly with their personalities. They think that the only reason people don't go around murdering and raping and stealing is fear of their god. That means that deep in their hearts they want to do those things and only don't because they fear eternal punishment. The are violent psychopaths only held in check by the fear of their violent psychopath god.
 
2022-10-06 8:20:05 AM  

zeroman987: OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them

Social media is the problem because it amplifies the crazy voices.  The problem is the people, primarily the older generations, who believe anything they see on the internet.

How many people would believe the lie that Planned Parenthood was harvesting aborted fetuses and selling them for a profit if not for social media amplifying the lie?

It's like the weekly world news has become the newspaper of record


Quit teaching the olds how to use the internet! My neighbor constantly spouts bullshiat he sees on Facebook as "news" I told him that's not a news site and to quit getting his farking news from shiat sources.

BeatrixK: OldRod: Marcus Aurelius: It was a better country when we still had mental institutions.  I blame Reagan.

It was a better country before Twitter/Instagram/etc.  These idiots were still around, but you didn't have to see them spout their gibberish unless you lived near them

I give Twitter a year after Musk takes over before Twitter becomes a self-correcting problem and MySpace's the fark out of the Interwebs.


Less than that. Did you see the story about how this is the start of "X" which will be the portal of all things everywhere? He's in a race with Farkerberg and the Metaverse to see who can go bankrupt first.
 
2022-10-06 8:20:13 AM  
The Bible says there's a special place in Hell for false prophets.  Send us a post card when you get there dearie to confirm this.
 
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