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2022-10-06 7:29:08 AM  
His absence leaves a real gap to fill.
 
2022-10-06 7:32:18 AM  
Couldn't find a parking spot?
 
2022-10-06 7:36:11 AM  
Sacking Brett Favre again?
 
2022-10-06 7:37:46 AM  
The man has a full bar in his house. I'd never leave.
 
2022-10-06 7:55:32 AM  
Throwing darts at a picture of Kelly Ripa.
 
2022-10-06 8:29:42 AM  
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2022-10-06 8:30:12 AM  
Who's Michael Strahan?
 
2022-10-06 8:42:59 AM  

grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?


An overhyped American football player with a stutter and a lisp who is incredibly irritating to watch as he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories. He also f*cked over Kelly Ripa hard core.

Don't @ me, people. I'm going fishing and won't see your replies.
 
2022-10-06 8:43:59 AM  
He died on his way back to his home planet?
 
2022-10-06 8:45:53 AM  
Apparently doing an ad for his skin-care line, as presented in the ad posing as an article.
 
2022-10-06 8:48:22 AM  
Why is Michael Strahan?

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///MCU always has a third line
 
2022-10-06 9:02:08 AM  

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12% of the time
 
2022-10-06 9:11:19 AM  

grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?


More importantly, what is Michael Strahan?
 
2022-10-06 9:25:26 AM  
Took time off to do motion capture for the new Kojima game, Death Strahanding
 
2022-10-06 9:26:15 AM  
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2022-10-06 9:30:20 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?

More importantly, what is Michael Strahan?


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2022-10-06 9:35:10 AM  

Kitty2.0: grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?

An overhyped American football player with a stutter and a lisp who is incredibly irritating to watch as he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories. He also f*cked over Kelly Ripa hard core.

Don't @ me, people. I'm going fishing and won't see your replies.


Good Luck !!
 
2022-10-06 9:55:35 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?

More importantly, what is Michael Strahan?


Kitty2.0: grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?

An overhyped American football player with a stutter and a lisp who is incredibly irritating to watch as he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories. He also f*cked over Kelly Ripa hard core.

Don't @ me, people. I'm going fishing and won't see your replies.


Kelly Ripa, ladies and gentlemen!!!
 
2022-10-06 11:42:26 AM  

Erma Gerdd: [Fark user image 617x434]


That's what I came here for. Cared a smidge about him when he played football. That was the last  time I have thought about him.
 
2022-10-06 11:57:00 AM  

thesharkman: Couldn't find a parking spot?


did he try the one between his teeth?
 
2022-10-06 12:23:05 PM  

Kitty2.0: grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?

An overhyped American football player with a stutter and a lisp who is incredibly irritating to watch as he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories. He also f*cked over Kelly Ripa hard core.

Don't @ me, people. I'm going fishing and won't see your replies.


OMG - did he really? I liked them as co-hosts after Regis left, what did he do? haven't watched that show in years.

Hope you catch plenty o' fish!  🙂
 
2022-10-06 12:34:36 PM  

Kitty2.0: He also f*cked over Kelly Ripa hard core.


Nice!
 
2022-10-06 12:42:51 PM  

fumblepdi: Chief Superintendent Lookout: grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?

More importantly, what is Michael Strahan?

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Double edgelordy, of course, professing to know neither a macho football legend nor it's polar opposite, marshmallowy stupid morning TV.
 
2022-10-06 1:27:38 PM  

Kitty2.0: An overhyped American football player


Patriots fan-like typing detected
 
2022-10-06 3:05:05 PM  
Yeah, it's from The Sun, so now I doubt the existence of Strahan, GMA, and long work absences.
 
2022-10-06 3:39:00 PM  
Last I saw him, he was hosting The $100,000 Pyramid
 
2022-10-06 3:41:00 PM  

Kitty2.0: he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories


When and where has he served as a news anchor?

Hosting Live with Regis & Kathy Lee doesn't count.
 
2022-10-06 6:42:41 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Kitty2.0: he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories

When and where has he served as a news anchor?

Hosting Live with Regis & Kathy Lee doesn't count.


Doesn't he cohost Good Morning America?  Isn't him being occasionally off that very show the actual story here?

He has no news background.   Then again, neither did Regis, Kathy Lee, Kelly Whatshername, Ryan Seacrest who apparently does it now, or half the people on the GMA show.  Or Today.  One of Bush's daughters is on that show and her expertise is... being Dubya's kid.
 
2022-10-06 6:53:35 PM  

Kris_Romm: PlaidJaguar: Kitty2.0: he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories

When and where has he served as a news anchor?

Hosting Live with Regis & Kathy Lee doesn't count.

Doesn't he cohost Good Morning America?  Isn't him being occasionally off that very show the actual story here?

He has no news background.   Then again, neither did Regis, Kathy Lee, Kelly Whatshername, Ryan Seacrest who apparently does it now, or half the people on the GMA show.  Or Today.  One of Bush's daughters is on that show and her expertise is... being Dubya's kid.


No, Live with Regis & Kathy Lee comes on AFTER GMA, and is an entirely separate program.

You might be confused with NBC's Today Show's "after-show" early morning drinks hour with Kathy Lee and Hoda, because that is basically an annex of the Today Show - they follow up on and react to segments.

And you also might be confused by my insistence on calling it Live with Regis and Kathy Lee when neither of them has been associated with the program in several years, but I do that because Live with Regis and Kathy Lee was what it was called when I would see it when I was home sick from school, and as far as I'm concerned it's still the same show, ship of Theseus style.

\Didn't watch it during the summer because during the summer my dad would order cable, and USA had a block of syndicated sitcoms in the mornings.  Dad cancelled cable during the school year to prevent it from being a distraction
 
2022-10-06 7:59:22 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Kitty2.0: An overhyped American football player

Patriots fan-like typing detected


How dare you! I'm a Bears fan.
 
2022-10-06 7:59:59 PM  

casey17: Kitty2.0: grokca: Who's Michael Strahan?

An overhyped American football player with a stutter and a lisp who is incredibly irritating to watch as he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories. He also f*cked over Kelly Ripa hard core.

Don't @ me, people. I'm going fishing and won't see your replies.

OMG - did he really? I liked them as co-hosts after Regis left, what did he do? haven't watched that show in years.

Hope you catch plenty o' fish!  🙂


He jumped Kelly's ship and went to GMA and that's how we got Kelly and Ryan.
 
2022-10-06 8:01:54 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Kris_Romm: PlaidJaguar: Kitty2.0: he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories

When and where has he served as a news anchor?

Hosting Live with Regis & Kathy Lee doesn't count.

Doesn't he cohost Good Morning America?  Isn't him being occasionally off that very show the actual story here?

He has no news background.   Then again, neither did Regis, Kathy Lee, Kelly Whatshername, Ryan Seacrest who apparently does it now, or half the people on the GMA show.  Or Today.  One of Bush's daughters is on that show and her expertise is... being Dubya's kid.

No, Live with Regis & Kathy Lee comes on AFTER GMA, and is an entirely separate program.

You might be confused with NBC's Today Show's "after-show" early morning drinks hour with Kathy Lee and Hoda, because that is basically an annex of the Today Show - they follow up on and react to segments.

And you also might be confused by my insistence on calling it Live with Regis and Kathy Lee when neither of them has been associated with the program in several years, but I do that because Live with Regis and Kathy Lee was what it was called when I would see it when I was home sick from school, and as far as I'm concerned it's still the same show, ship of Theseus style.

\Didn't watch it during the summer because during the summer my dad would order cable, and USA had a block of syndicated sitcoms in the mornings.  Dad cancelled cable during the school year to prevent it from being a distraction


Strahan has been a host on Good Morning America for five years.
 
2022-10-06 8:06:37 PM  

Kitty2.0: PlaidJaguar: Kris_Romm: PlaidJaguar: Kitty2.0: he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories

When and where has he served as a news anchor?

Hosting Live with Regis & Kathy Lee doesn't count.

Doesn't he cohost Good Morning America?  Isn't him being occasionally off that very show the actual story here?

He has no news background.   Then again, neither did Regis, Kathy Lee, Kelly Whatshername, Ryan Seacrest who apparently does it now, or half the people on the GMA show.  Or Today.  One of Bush's daughters is on that show and her expertise is... being Dubya's kid.

No, Live with Regis & Kathy Lee comes on AFTER GMA, and is an entirely separate program.

You might be confused with NBC's Today Show's "after-show" early morning drinks hour with Kathy Lee and Hoda, because that is basically an annex of the Today Show - they follow up on and react to segments.

And you also might be confused by my insistence on calling it Live with Regis and Kathy Lee when neither of them has been associated with the program in several years, but I do that because Live with Regis and Kathy Lee was what it was called when I would see it when I was home sick from school, and as far as I'm concerned it's still the same show, ship of Theseus style.

\Didn't watch it during the summer because during the summer my dad would order cable, and USA had a block of syndicated sitcoms in the mornings.  Dad cancelled cable during the school year to prevent it from being a distraction

Strahan has been a host on Good Morning America for five years.


What?

Really?

I'm even further out of the loop than I thought.
 
2022-10-06 8:07:09 PM  
Also, that's absurd.

Who would have thought that was a good idea?
 
2022-10-06 8:18:11 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Also, that's absurd.

Who would have thought that was a good idea?


Head Dickhead at Disney/ABC. It was such a shock to Kelly that she took a two week vacation and almost quit the show entirely.
 
2022-10-06 11:18:54 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Kitty2.0: PlaidJaguar: Kris_Romm: PlaidJaguar: Kitty2.0: he attempts to deliver "hard hitting" news stories

When and where has he served as a news anchor?

Hosting Live with Regis & Kathy Lee doesn't count.

Doesn't he cohost Good Morning America?  Isn't him being occasionally off that very show the actual story here?

He has no news background.   Then again, neither did Regis, Kathy Lee, Kelly Whatshername, Ryan Seacrest who apparently does it now, or half the people on the GMA show.  Or Today.  One of Bush's daughters is on that show and her expertise is... being Dubya's kid.

No, Live with Regis & Kathy Lee comes on AFTER GMA, and is an entirely separate program.

You might be confused with NBC's Today Show's "after-show" early morning drinks hour with Kathy Lee and Hoda, because that is basically an annex of the Today Show - they follow up on and react to segments.

And you also might be confused by my insistence on calling it Live with Regis and Kathy Lee when neither of them has been associated with the program in several years, but I do that because Live with Regis and Kathy Lee was what it was called when I would see it when I was home sick from school, and as far as I'm concerned it's still the same show, ship of Theseus style.

\Didn't watch it during the summer because during the summer my dad would order cable, and USA had a block of syndicated sitcoms in the mornings.  Dad cancelled cable during the school year to prevent it from being a distraction

Strahan has been a host on Good Morning America for five years.

What?

Really?

I'm even further out of the loop than I thought.


It's not a loop worth being in.
 
2022-10-07 1:16:25 AM  

Kitty2.0: PlaidJaguar: Also, that's absurd.

Who would have thought that was a good idea?

Head Dickhead at Disney/ABC. It was such a shock to Kelly that she took a two week vacation and almost quit the show entirely.


Would that have been terrible? I'm ambivalent on Kelly Ripa.
 
2022-10-07 9:30:08 AM  

knbwhite: Kitty2.0: PlaidJaguar: Also, that's absurd.

Who would have thought that was a good idea?

Head Dickhead at Disney/ABC. It was such a shock to Kelly that she took a two week vacation and almost quit the show entirely.

Would that have been terrible? I'm ambivalent on Kelly Ripa.


I mean I don't think anyone would cry in their beer if she did, it was just a super dirty movie on Disney's part and everybody knew BUT her. Given her time with the show, she should have been the first to know.

/cannot stand Seacrest
 
2022-10-07 9:31:36 AM  
Move

F*ck you, phone
 
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