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(Twitter)   Best celebrity voices for GPS voice settings. Tom Waits if it's raining, Morgan Freeman if you just got out of jail, Ana de Armas if you're feeling lucky   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-10-06 1:03:56 AM  
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2022-10-06 1:08:05 AM  
I would have to go with Sam Kinison so I am not the only one in the car screaming about the damn traffic.
 
2022-10-06 1:56:27 AM  
Keti Tsatsalashvili

Friday Night Arena Kings with Host WGM Keti Tsatsalashvili!
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She can direct me into oncoming traffic anyday...
 
2022-10-06 1:57:35 AM  
David Lynch. In a quarter mile, he turned left at the stop sign. He was urged forward by desires he did not understand until he came to Main Street. He stopped. The red light reminded him of Suzy's lipstick: Lustfully urging forward, but also saying no. Confusion! Lust! Urges! Just when he could control himself no longer...! Green. And with a pent up surge of ecstasy he thrusted and surged forward! Suddenly: The goats.
 
2022-10-06 2:39:33 AM  
Werner Herzog
 
2022-10-06 2:47:47 AM  

calbert: Werner Herzog


GODDAMMIT
I came to say this, but at least I will continue the thought with

"At the approaching intersection make a left turn. Although the results will be the same as every other left turn, don't become encumbered with the tedius trappings of our existence"
 
2022-10-06 3:01:42 AM  
I would love some stylized versions from old Adult Swim characters like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Coach McGuirk from Archer! etc.
 
2022-10-06 4:07:47 AM  
KITT from Knight Rider.
Knight Rider GPS
Youtube IVEuYN4Q7_M
 
2022-10-06 4:34:09 AM  
Rob Brydon's Welsh Sat Nav Impression
Youtube 0_yCv95E5lY
 
2022-10-06 5:51:43 AM  
Peter Jones.
 
2022-10-06 6:11:30 AM  
Mock The Week : Frankie Boyle Princess Diana Sat Nav
Youtube Ex0fgSKFsr4
 
2022-10-06 6:46:07 AM  
Mel Brooks or Sam Kinison.
 
2022-10-06 6:51:47 AM  
A while back I had Mr T's voice on Waze. Best celeb voice ever: "I pity tha fool that don't take this left turn!"
 
2022-10-06 6:54:42 AM  
Samuel Jackson.

"Take the next right turn."
"I told you to take the right turn you just passed motherf@cker!"
 
2022-10-06 7:01:49 AM  
I don't have things that talk to me in my car because machines are not people and I'm not so lonely that I need electronics that pretend to be people.
 
2022-10-06 7:06:07 AM  
Don't know about a celebrity, but I did get my daughter when she was three or maybe four to record the directions. Absolutely adorable having her little voice commanding me to turn left etc.
 
2022-10-06 7:17:20 AM  

Swiss Colony: Don't know about a celebrity, but I did get my daughter when she was three or maybe four to record the directions. Absolutely adorable having her little voice commanding me to turn left etc.


Same here.  During a long car ride, my two girls recorded directions just to have fun and remain occupied. I have used their recordings ever since. The recordings certainly amuse their schoolmates when they are in the car as well.
 
2022-10-06 7:28:10 AM  
Joanna Lumley

She'd always be directing me to a great party.
 
2022-10-06 7:34:39 AM  
"I said Turn Right, and you Turned left"
"OMG, your useless...who the fark gave you a drivers license"
"You can't even follow SIMPLE instructions"
"Geeze, I'll just drive you into a holding pond or a near by pool"

-Quentin Tarantino .
 
2022-10-06 7:46:30 AM  
Liev Schreiber or Mich Hedberg
 
2022-10-06 7:49:46 AM  
Matt Berry
Aubrey Plaza
Danny Devito
Natasha Lyonne
Delroy Lindo
Kristin Chenoweth
Dennis Farina
Avery Brooks
Dolly Parton
iggy pop
 
2022-10-06 7:57:33 AM  
A Fran Drescher setting for when you kids take the car.
 
2022-10-06 8:18:18 AM  
David Attenborough.  Each drive would feel like an epic documentary.
 
2022-10-06 8:20:33 AM  
I gotta go with Joe Pesci.  Starts at 1:18 if I didn't do this right.

Jim Breuer cracking up the anchors on WGN News
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2022-10-06 8:48:19 AM  
Bob Goldthwait.

"Umm... I dunno... I think maybe it's coming up ahead, might be soon, uh.... TURN HERE!"
 
2022-10-06 8:53:37 AM  

SpockYouOut: Matt Berry
Aubrey Plaza
Danny Devito
Natasha Lyonne
Delroy Lindo
Kristin Chenoweth
Dennis Farina
Avery Brooks
Dolly Parton
iggy pop


Good choices except Dennis Farina is farkin' dead and you'd have to get a farkin' necromancer to reanimate his farkin' corpse, ya farkball.

/RI-farkin'-P
 
2022-10-06 9:00:36 AM  
Had a Yoda voice a decade or so ago. The kids enjoyed it. "In 200 feet, left you must turn."
 
2022-10-06 10:06:27 AM  

cryinoutloud: I don't have things that talk to me in my car because machines are not people and I'm not so lonely that I need electronics that pretend to be people.


Nobody gives a shiat.
 
2022-10-06 10:08:31 AM  
Teri Schiavo
 
2022-10-06 10:11:35 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I would have to go with Sam Kinison so I am not the only one in the car screaming about the damn traffic.


"Yeah, ok, so turn right in one tenth of a mile-WAIT.  What did that asshole in front of you just do?!  Pulled out in front of you just to go slower even though there are no cars behind you at all?!?!?  OH, OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!"
 
2022-10-06 10:12:13 AM  

baka-san: Teri Schiavo


That's going to be a pretty quiet ride.
 
2022-10-06 10:20:30 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: baka-san: Teri Schiavo

That's going to be a pretty quiet ride.


Oh, it will make noises that idiots think are directions, but in reality mean less than nothing
 
2022-10-06 11:00:24 AM  
Jack Webb
Rod Serling
Alan Rickman
Melissa McCarthy
 
2022-10-06 11:16:04 AM  
Vin Scully

I'd turn down a street and as long as my next turn wasn't for a bit, he'd tell a little story about the part of town I was in or perhaps specifically that street.

"Now merge onto I-10.  The interstate project was started under the Eisenhower administration...."
 
2022-10-06 11:23:52 AM  
Nobody said Brian Blessed yet? WTF Fark, you used to be cool.
 
2022-10-06 11:29:32 AM  
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2022-10-06 11:33:34 AM  

Cultured: Nobody said Brian Blessed yet? WTF Fark, you used to be cool.


Maybe because a Brian Blessed sat nav was a real thing..?: https://www.cnet.com/tech/computing/brian-blessed-voices-tomtom-shoutnav-we-salute-brians-best-bits/
 
2022-10-06 11:33:58 AM  
My answer, like always, is Gilbert Gottfried.
 
2022-10-06 1:26:42 PM  
For feeling lucky? There can be only one answer:

I'm Lucky
Youtube HxQSfuGTCdM
 
2022-10-06 2:33:14 PM  
Donald Sutherland

Susan Sarandon
 
2022-10-07 4:04:16 AM  
Herzog for me as well:

"The destination is three kilometers ahead on your right. But it will not prove satisfactory: you will strive mightily for completion of a journey that can never be successfully concluded, because your inner journey has been stymied by your obsession for order and parking, in a world descended into madness. There is a hardware store just ahead on your left. Buy a length of garden hose and some duct tape, and end this futile pursuit of a meaningless goal, in the face of an uncaring universe.

...Also, beware there is a school zone coming up."
 
2022-10-07 4:26:49 AM  
Christopher Walken
 
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