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(The Daily Beast)   Herschel Walker also had an unaborted kid   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2986 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Oct 2022 at 7:18 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 9:22:18 PM  
Walker's campaign is turning into the world's most expensive 23 and Me test
 
2022-10-05 9:25:51 PM  
I bet he's like "Dang, Missed one"
 
2022-10-05 9:28:04 PM  
I can't believe they thought they could turn this around and stop it, they had to know this was coming. What are they thinking??
 
2022-10-05 9:31:34 PM  
The easiest thing to believe in this story is the Herschel doesn't remember this woman at all.
 
2022-10-05 9:35:06 PM  
"Sure, I was stunned, but I guess it also doesn't shock me, that maybe there are just so many of us that he truly doesn't remember," she said. "But then again, if he really forgot about it, that says something, too."


Bingo.
 
2022-10-05 9:42:14 PM  
Republicans should stop all the wink, wink, nudge, nudge crap and just campaign on being amoral hypocrites. Their voters know anyway, and they embrace it.

They've already taken the plunge on being racist and it's done nothing but help their numbers.
 
2022-10-05 9:43:20 PM  

MrBallou: Republicans should stop all the wink, wink, nudge, nudge crap and just campaign on being amoral hypocrites. Their voters know anyway, and they embrace it.

They've already taken the plunge on being racist and it's done nothing but help their numbers.


2024: Why vote for the lesser evil?
 
2022-10-05 9:46:35 PM  
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2022-10-05 9:46:38 PM  
If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.
 
2022-10-05 9:48:21 PM  

Badmoodman: If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.


Bobo don't go for free.
 
2022-10-05 9:49:11 PM  

Badmoodman: If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.


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2022-10-05 9:57:43 PM  

Badmoodman: If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.


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2022-10-05 10:08:15 PM  

Badmoodman: If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.


Maybe he's the reason for the divorce?
 
2022-10-05 10:10:38 PM  

question_dj: Badmoodman: If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.

Maybe he's the reason for the divorce?



Stop it, before I inadvertently impregnate my laptop.
 
2022-10-05 10:22:04 PM  
I'd like to say that I'm truly shocked.

I'd like to, but that'd be a lie.
 
2022-10-05 10:43:43 PM  

question_dj: Badmoodman: If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.

Maybe he's the reason for the divorce?


Yes, MTG is playing the long game.
 
2022-10-05 10:51:50 PM  
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I have never had an abortion. And I eat a lot of cabbage. It keeps things round.
 
2022-10-06 2:37:54 AM  
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2022-10-06 5:27:26 AM  

shastacola: I can't believe they thought they could turn this around and stop it, they had to know this was coming. What are they thinking??


To be fair, Walker might legitimately not remember.  Or forgot to tell his P.R. team and family a few details...
 
2022-10-06 6:04:54 AM  
If it were revealed that Walker was actually Satan himself who murdered the real Walker and took on his appearance to troll the people of Georgia, and was really running on the platform of a thousand years of pain & suffering and all his commercials were just him roasting babies alive he'd still get 75% of the Republican vote, and 100% of the evangelical vote.

Not to insult Satan by implying he's so venal he'd actually associate himself with the modern Republican party, of course.
 
2022-10-06 6:07:56 AM  
Asked about the role faith played in Walker's life, the anonymous woman, who identifies as a Christian herself, said even though Walker often talked about Christianity, he uses it "when it works for him."

So, you know, a typical Christian.
 
2022-10-06 6:22:51 AM  
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2022-10-06 7:12:24 AM  
His son from last night:


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2022-10-06 7:21:48 AM  

Badmoodman: If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.


And they're even in the same state!  Cuts down on travel time... leaves more time for *bow chicka bow wow*
 
2022-10-06 7:22:07 AM  
Just "an"?
 
2022-10-06 7:22:39 AM  
To be fair, this just shows he's a true Republican - completely hypocritical and seeking to control anyone (and everyone) he deems lesser than him.

Sad thing is, with all his brain damage, he doesn't realize the Republican party looks at him the same way he looks at a woman - just another opportunity to screw someone over.
 
2022-10-06 7:23:44 AM  

shastacola: I can't believe they thought they could turn this around and stop it, they had to know this was coming. What are they thinking??


They were thinking they can suppress the Democratic vote enough that it doesn't matter who they nominate.
 
2022-10-06 7:25:32 AM  

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Exactly this. They'd vote for Hitler halfway through the Holocaust if he ran as a Republican.
 
2022-10-06 7:28:42 AM  
So that we're clear... didn't he say he doesn't know this woman?
 
2022-10-06 7:29:43 AM  

OldRod: So that we're clear... didn't he say he doesn't know this woman?


Hard to keep track when you're slinging that much cock. And he's dumber than a box of rocks.
 
2022-10-06 7:29:56 AM  

OldRod: So that we're clear... didn't he say he doesn't know this woman?


But he knew her Biblically.  Multiple times.  In multiple years.
 
2022-10-06 7:30:54 AM  

shastacola: His son from last night:


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Reminder that Christian has alleged his father threatened domestic violence against both his mother and himself; definitely no way to interpret anything sinister from this joke.

Oh, and I am just waiting for the campaign to reorient to "see? He didn't pay for a second abortion PROVING he's a changed man through the blood of Christ."
 
2022-10-06 7:30:58 AM  

shastacola: I can't believe they thought they could turn this around and stop it, they had to know this was coming. What are they thinking??


Lies don't matter. Power is its own justification.
 
2022-10-06 7:31:52 AM  

Badmoodman: If Walker gets elected, you just know he'll get some woman pregnant, maybe even a GQP Congresswoman.

Why yes, there is one recently available.


Imagine the stupid feet that kid would have
 
2022-10-06 7:33:56 AM  
This has turned into a disaster for the GOP.
 
2022-10-06 7:34:35 AM  

shastacola: I can't believe they thought they could turn this around and stop it, they had to know this was coming. What are they thinking??


They're thinking, "This will not sway our voting base at all."
 
2022-10-06 7:36:27 AM  
Is this abandoned kid number 4 or 5?  I've lost track.
But you know, Christian family values, so vote Walker.
 
2022-10-06 7:36:34 AM  

Weaver95: This has turned into a disaster for the GOP.


It's really become a test just to see how much shiat Republican voters are willing to eat. Turns out it's a lot.
 
2022-10-06 7:36:58 AM  
Has he rode a horse to the polling place yet?
 
2022-10-06 7:38:56 AM  

odinsposse: It's really become a test just to see how much shiat Republican voters are willing to eat. Turns out it's a lot.


Do we expect a Republican to look in the mirror and say "Am I the bad person??"
 
2022-10-06 7:40:19 AM  

shastacola: I can't believe they thought they could turn this around and stop it, they had to know this was coming. What are they thinking??


Amazing thing is they still might win. That is the kind of shiat that keeps me up at night. Herschel farking Walker as one of the most powerful politicians in the United States deciding who is on the Supreme Court, what things we should fund, and what laws we need. SMH
 
2022-10-06 7:41:28 AM  
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2022-10-06 7:41:44 AM  
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2022-10-06 7:41:56 AM  

Grungehamster: shastacola: His son from last night:


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Reminder that Christian has alleged his father threatened domestic violence against both his mother and himself; definitely no way to interpret anything sinister from this joke.

Oh, and I am just waiting for the campaign to reorient to "see? He didn't pay for a second abortion PROVING he's a changed man through the blood of Christ."


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2022-10-06 7:43:26 AM  

poconojoe: Walker's campaign is turning into the world's most expensive 23 and Me test


The birthday party clip with the kids and moms is in here, but really, end of the day, Walker's while vibe is Councilman Dexhart with CTE.

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2022-10-06 7:48:39 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If it were revealed that Walker was actually Satan himself who murdered the real Walker and took on his appearance to troll the people of Georgia, and was really running on the platform of a thousand years of pain & suffering and all his commercials were just him roasting babies alive he'd still get 75% of the Republican vote, and 100% of the evangelical vote.

Not to insult Satan by implying he's so venal he'd actually associate himself with the modern Republican party, of course.


Satan conceded he lost that fiddle contest in Georgia. I doubt any Republican will admit they lost in Georgia.
 
2022-10-06 7:49:22 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If it were revealed that Walker was actually Satan himself who murdered the real Walker and took on his appearance to troll the people of Georgia, and was really running on the platform of a thousand years of pain & suffering and all his commercials were just him roasting babies alive he'd still get 75% of the Republican vote, and 100% of the evangelical vote.

Not to insult Satan by implying he's so venal he'd actually associate himself with the modern Republican party, of course.


But if Satan went to Georgia and took Walker's place, where is his golden fiddle.

Cheesemate, Liberace!
 
2022-10-06 7:53:38 AM  

punishmentforshoplifting: calbert: [Fark user image image 850x1241]

Exactly this. They'd vote for Hitler halfway through the Holocaust if he ran as a Republican.


And they'd murder Walker tomorrow if he became a Democrat.
 
2022-10-06 7:53:42 AM  

shastacola: I can't believe they thought they could turn this around and stop it, they had to know this was coming. What are they thinking??


Remember when beating or cheating on your spouse and paying for abortions disqualified you from running in the GQP?
Yeah, me neither.
 
2022-10-06 7:54:07 AM  

masdog: Mr. Coffee Nerves: If it were revealed that Walker was actually Satan himself who murdered the real Walker and took on his appearance to troll the people of Georgia, and was really running on the platform of a thousand years of pain & suffering and all his commercials were just him roasting babies alive he'd still get 75% of the Republican vote, and 100% of the evangelical vote.

Not to insult Satan by implying he's so venal he'd actually associate himself with the modern Republican party, of course.

But if Satan went to Georgia and took Walker's place, where is his golden fiddle.

Cheesemate, Liberace!


I heard it's up that chess cheating kid's ass.
 
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