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(Twitter)   Texas mother implores parents not to let their kids watch the "Hocus Pocus" sequel because films can manifest witchcraft into reality or something. First Amendment unavailable for comment   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-10-05 7:28:33 PM  
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2022-10-05 7:37:13 PM  
There is now exactly one reason that I want to watch this movie.
 
2022-10-05 7:38:28 PM  
JFC, not this shiat again
 
2022-10-05 7:39:20 PM  
Hehe.... Gooch.
 
2022-10-05 7:41:52 PM  
She sounds like she knows all about unleashing hell on her family.  Like she does it all the time.
 
2022-10-05 7:47:08 PM  
This idiot probably whined about Harry Potter
 
2022-10-05 7:53:21 PM  
She thinks "they" can cast spells through your TV screen. Seems legit.
 
2022-10-05 7:54:49 PM  

freddyV: This idiot probably whined about Harry Potter


And probably watched the first one and turned out just...oh man she's RIGHT!!!
 
2022-10-05 7:55:58 PM  
I recently listened to a lecture about the Rijksmuseum (I'm spending my retirement trying to write three books while attending lectures on all sorts of things--retirement is awesome), and I learned that, when a church had a reliquary, they would hold it up on a balcony. Some people couldn't see it, so they held up a mirror that they hoped would catch an image of the reliquary. They would then go home and pray to the mirror.

This is the kind of thing that makes me doubt the narrative that humans are progressing.
 
2022-10-05 7:56:05 PM  
To be fair, the first one does make me angry that the witches lost. Suck the life out of the kids in cages, they're right there!
 
2022-10-05 7:58:18 PM  
Good.
When your kids grow up they'll realize what a mixable git you are when choosing your nursing home.
 
2022-10-05 8:00:40 PM  
It's getting all the play on all the Austin news stations, as though this is news.

Sometimes I hate Texas.
 
2022-10-05 8:02:48 PM  
Don't let your daughters watch Elvis gyrate his hips either. They might have some thoughts that the 700 Club considers impure.
 
2022-10-05 8:06:46 PM  
We tried watching it with our daughter, since we watched the first one a few months back.

After 20 minutes, our daughter looked at us and begged us to watch something else because it was just too terrible to watch, and this was a kid who liked the live action Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
 
2022-10-05 8:07:02 PM  
May Lord Satan take her soul.
 
2022-10-05 8:23:37 PM  
These parents did not heed the warning and cast their daughter into eternal witch hell.


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2022-10-05 8:38:33 PM  
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Lady, I don't think you understand the damage you're doing with this satanic Panic crap. Why don't you keep f****** off all the way back to 1981 and leave us sane people alone.

I'm a preacher's kid and suffered some real trauma back then from the stuff that you're pushing now.
 
2022-10-05 8:45:13 PM  
Religion is evil.
 
2022-10-05 8:48:52 PM  
Look if movies and video games influenced kids like these people say. All the kids that grew up in the 80's playing PACMAN would have spent the 90's dancing around neon lit dark rooms munching 'magic pills' and listening to techno music.
 
2022-10-05 8:56:45 PM  
Hey lady, your kids farking hate you.
 
2022-10-05 9:08:06 PM  
Godwarrior

STFU you walking bag of crack nightmares
 
2022-10-05 9:17:06 PM  
First Amendment unavailable for comment

What does the first amendment have to do with anything here?
 
2022-10-05 9:18:09 PM  
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2022-10-05 9:20:43 PM  
This is a news story about someone's Facebook post, which is to say it's not news at all.
 
2022-10-05 9:25:10 PM  

shastacola: These parents did not heed the warning and cast their daughter into eternal witch hell.


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2022-10-05 9:25:57 PM  
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2022-10-05 9:26:34 PM  

Chemlight Battery: This is a news story about someone's Facebook post, which is to say it's not news at all.


It's not news, it's FARK.  Now go play with your dick in traffic.
 
2022-10-05 9:29:32 PM  

freddyV: This idiot probably whined about Harry Potter


She probably likes them now that the author has "come to her senses".
 
2022-10-05 9:30:19 PM  

Jake Havechek: Chemlight Battery: This is a news story about someone's Facebook post, which is to say it's not news at all.

It's not news, it's FARK.  Now go play with your dick in traffic.


You're misunderstanding. I'm not criticizing its validity here. It's fair game for Fark. That's what we come here for. Rather I'm criticizing the "news" folks who scoured Facebook to find a crazy opinion and pass it off as news.

But thanks for your suggestion anyway.
 
2022-10-05 9:32:04 PM  

shastacola: These parents did not heed the warning and cast their daughter into eternal witch hell.


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Ever since I was a young lad, Elizabeth Montgomery exudes some kind of magic that makes my pants tighter.
 
2022-10-05 9:33:29 PM  
And now I'm going to sue her, because I just rolled my eyes so hard I sprained something in my head.
 
2022-10-05 9:33:31 PM  
I've been saying this about the Bible for years! Magic... the undead..a god killing babies! It goes on and on.
 
2022-10-05 9:38:14 PM  
 
2022-10-05 9:41:53 PM  
The early church made it abundantly clear witchcraft was not a thing. Even the Inquisition made it clear that witches and spells did not exist.

American Xians are even more benighted and wacko than the Inquisition.
 
2022-10-05 9:43:45 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: The early church made it abundantly clear witchcraft was not a thing. Even the Inquisition made it clear that witches and spells did not exist.

American Xians are even more benighted and wacko than the Inquisition.


American Christians came over here from England because the Church of England thought they were too wacko and extreme for them.
 
2022-10-05 9:43:50 PM  
"I'm not one to say you shouldn't watch this, but, as a sheltered Christian I'm just saying, everything you do that I don't  agree with is going to make you go to hell"
 
2022-10-05 9:46:03 PM  
People really overthink this bullsh*t. I just want to see Sarah Jessica Parker in a corset. Other than that, it's just mindless entertainment
 
2022-10-05 9:52:05 PM  
"Taint right"
  - Gooch
 
2022-10-05 9:52:06 PM  
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2022-10-05 9:52:19 PM  
what does the 1st amendment have to do with it?
 
2022-10-05 9:53:43 PM  

Thoreny: First Amendment unavailable for comment

What does the first amendment have to do with anything here?


W/ this Supreme Court, we're going to find the fark out.
 
2022-10-05 9:55:56 PM  
Does the news media really need to be interviewing crazy people?  What's the point?  It just wastes everyone's time.
 
2022-10-05 9:56:17 PM  
There are lots of ways to get on TV. This is amongst the most embarrassing.
 
2022-10-05 9:58:17 PM  

mcnguyen: Does the news media really need to be interviewing crazy people?  What's the point?  It just wastes everyone's time.


"Wait a minute, that's my lawyer!"
 
2022-10-05 9:58:44 PM  
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2022-10-05 10:01:49 PM  
Yep. I was raised a JW. We weren't allowed to watch Bewitched on tv. Jesus F*cking Christ.
 
2022-10-05 10:02:43 PM  
 
2022-10-05 10:04:12 PM  

mcnguyen: Does the news media really need to be interviewing crazy people?  What's the point?  It just wastes everyone's time.


It comforts the other crazies to know there are people out there just like them.
 
2022-10-05 10:08:06 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: what does the 1st amendment have to do with it?


have to do with it.
have to do with it.

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2022-10-05 10:08:27 PM  
She is a Free Thinker in the sense that her thought is free of any rigor, logic, or connection to reality.
 
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