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(ESPN)   Thursday Night Football starts off week 5 of the 2022 NFL season with the Colts trotting down to Denver to try and lasso the Broncos. So, who will be victorious in this battle of equines? Starting at 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-10-05 8:15:26 PM  
'Down' to Denver?
 
2022-10-05 9:41:09 PM  
This game:

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2022-10-05 10:26:59 PM  
At least our defense seems to know what it's doing.
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2022-10-06 9:29:33 AM  
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2022-10-06 11:51:16 AM  
I get the cooking jokes but if Russell and the offense get in sync the Broncos will be dangerous going forward with that defense.

("Sync" also means Melvin holds onto the ball)
 
2022-10-06 1:40:33 PM  

HeathenHealer: [Fark user image 500x500]


"LET RUSS COOK!"

Dinner:
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2022-10-06 1:49:48 PM  
I'm sure big men horsing around is someones kink.  What, with Rule 34 and all.
 
2022-10-06 1:57:02 PM  
Battle of horses....will it be boring? Neigh.
 
2022-10-06 2:23:28 PM  

OkieDookie: I'm sure big men horsing around is someones kink.  What, with Rule 34 and all.


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2022-10-06 4:36:16 PM  

Wadded Beef: I get the cooking jokes but if Russell and the offense get in sync the Broncos will be dangerous going forward with that defense.

("Sync" also means Melvin holds onto the ball)


I'm just messing around but I totally agree. I wouldn't put Russ on the cart just yet.
 
2022-10-06 4:56:30 PM  

HeathenHealer: Wadded Beef: I get the cooking jokes but if Russell and the offense get in sync the Broncos will be dangerous going forward with that defense.

("Sync" also means Melvin holds onto the ball)

I'm just messing around but I totally agree. I wouldn't put Russ on the cart just yet.


And I don't blame you for messing around! With the sluggish start on offense, Gordon routinely dipping his hands in rich, creamery butter before taking the field and Hackett's inability to tell time it's the NFL version of Yakety Sax to date.
 
2022-10-06 7:33:39 PM  
Fitzmagic looks like he knows what happens to missing people, and how a van down by the river factors into it.
 
2022-10-06 7:35:56 PM  
I think the horse team is gonna win.
 
2022-10-06 7:41:00 PM  
Five weeks into the season and I've seen: Donks/Seahawks, 49ers/Donks, Donks/Raiduurs, and Indy/Donks.  That is four Donks games to many.
 
2022-10-06 7:43:01 PM  

Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.


I think we will clearly be the losers.
 
2022-10-06 7:44:54 PM  

nvmac: Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.

I think we will clearly be the losers.


It's 11-10 territory tonight.
 
2022-10-06 7:47:43 PM  

OkieDookie: nvmac: Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.

I think we will clearly be the losers.

It's 11-10 territory tonight.


Oh, that's just mean.
 
2022-10-06 7:48:22 PM  

OkieDookie: Five weeks into the season and I've seen: Donks/Seahawks, 49ers/Donks, Donks/Raiduurs, and Indy/Donks.  That is four Donks games to many.


Counterpoint: It is not.

/Go Donks!
 
2022-10-06 7:49:52 PM  
LACE EM UP, FITZY!
 
2022-10-06 7:49:55 PM  

Wadded Beef: OkieDookie: Five weeks into the season and I've seen: Donks/Seahawks, 49ers/Donks, Donks/Raiduurs, and Indy/Donks.  That is four Donks games to many.

Counterpoint: It is not.

/Go Donks!


Counter-counterpoint. I'm not in Denver or a Donks fan.
 
2022-10-06 7:50:28 PM  

OkieDookie: nvmac: Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.

I think we will clearly be the losers.

It's 11-10 territory tonight.


Seems high, unless that's turnover count.
 
2022-10-06 7:51:05 PM  

Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.


Whoaaa!! Rein in in with those hot takes!
 
2022-10-06 7:51:57 PM  
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2022-10-06 7:52:20 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.

Whoaaa!! Rein in in with those hot takes!


Neigh. I shan't.
 
2022-10-06 7:52:54 PM  
Hello football reprobates and what a lackluster start to week 5 we're saddled with
 
2022-10-06 7:54:40 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.

Whoaaa!! Rein in in with those hot takes!


Hey guys what's going on

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2022-10-06 7:55:36 PM  

HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.

Whoaaa!! Rein in in with those hot takes!

Hey guys what's going on

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What's up with the picture of the Jaguars quarterback?
 
2022-10-06 7:56:14 PM  
Maybe we can tell Hercules that Mile High is the Augean Stables and he'll clean the stadium out?
 
2022-10-06 7:58:41 PM  

OkieDookie: Maybe we can tell Hercules that Mile High is the Augean Stables and he'll clean the stadium out?


IIRC he did that by redirecting a river into the stable...

Yeah, that would be fine
 
2022-10-06 7:59:59 PM  
What do we want?

GOOD FOOTBALL!

What do we get?

NOT THAT THING!
 
2022-10-06 8:04:02 PM  

Bunny Deville: HeathenHealer: Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.

Whoaaa!! Rein in in with those hot takes!

Hey guys what's going on

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What's up with the picture of the Jaguars quarterback?


ok, i lold at that. well done.
 
2022-10-06 8:05:56 PM  
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Whaddya mean, good football?
 
2022-10-06 8:09:02 PM  
Giddy Up!

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2022-10-06 8:11:11 PM  
It's games like this that make me miss Captain Steroid in these threads.  My picks have been terrible since I can't steal them anymore.
 
2022-10-06 8:12:14 PM  

Bunny Deville: I think the horse team is gonna win.


Incoming tie!
 
2022-10-06 8:12:19 PM  
TNF:
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2022-10-06 8:12:20 PM  

Wadded Beef: I get the cooking jokes but if Russell and the offense get in sync the Broncos will be dangerous going forward with that defense.

("Sync" also means Melvin holds onto the ball)


Not happening. I'm starting him in FF, so he's guaranteed to fumble five times tonight.

Hillbilly Jim: Hello football reprobates and what a lackluster start to week 5 we're saddled with


It's a 3-day weekend Week 5! Wishing you all an early "Happy Indigeneous Peoples' Day".  I'm looking forward to seeing how the NFL will celebrate...

*sees the home team on MNF*

Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me.
 
2022-10-06 8:12:46 PM  
Apparently if I buy a Volkswagen, I can't use it to run over assholes.
 
2022-10-06 8:13:23 PM  

Ethertap: Apparently if I buy a Volkswagen, I can't use it to run over assholes.


Well not with THAT attitude.
 
2022-10-06 8:14:04 PM  
Bowie, nice.
 
2022-10-06 8:14:09 PM  
LET RUSS COOK

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2022-10-06 8:14:39 PM  

ariseatex: Wadded Beef: I get the cooking jokes but if Russell and the offense get in sync the Broncos will be dangerous going forward with that defense.

("Sync" also means Melvin holds onto the ball)

Not happening. I'm starting him in FF, so he's guaranteed to fumble five times tonight.

Hillbilly Jim: Hello football reprobates and what a lackluster start to week 5 we're saddled with

It's a 3-day weekend Week 5! Wishing you all an early "Happy Indigeneous Peoples' Day".  I'm looking forward to seeing how the NFL will celebrate...

*sees the home team on MNF*

Oh you've got to be farking kidding me.


Isn't it Commies vs. KC?
 
2022-10-06 8:15:18 PM  
It's time. Less talk, more game.
 
2022-10-06 8:15:52 PM  
Howdy hi, Reprobates! Normally, this is where I would wish everyone a good football, but .... Let's just hope everyone has a good time.
 
2022-10-06 8:16:04 PM  

Bunny Deville: It's time. Less talk, more game.


You want the Refs to hurt their shoulder throwing flags?
 
2022-10-06 8:16:29 PM  
Phillip Lindsay should still be in a Broncos uniform.  Same YPC as Melvin Gordon, zero fumbles in his career....
 
2022-10-06 8:16:47 PM  

Di Atribe: Howdy hi, Reprobates! Normally, this is where I would wish everyone a good football, but .... Let's just hope everyone has a good time.


That might be a tall order tonight.
 
2022-10-06 8:17:07 PM  

Ethertap: Di Atribe: Howdy hi, Reprobates! Normally, this is where I would wish everyone a good football, but .... Let's just hope everyone has a good time.

That might be a tall order tonight.


Whiskey,
 
2022-10-06 8:17:17 PM  
Aaaand dropsies.
 
2022-10-06 8:17:29 PM  

Bunny Deville: It's time. Less talk, more game.


Be careful what you ask for. In short order you may wish they were talking more.
 
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