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(KTUU)   Russians invade Alaska. Two. Two Russians   (alaskasnewssource.com) divider line
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2022-10-05 7:25:24 PM  
Defectors, most likely.
 
2022-10-05 7:52:21 PM  

thorpe: Defectors, most likely.


I was going to ask if the verb wasn't actually 'invaded' but 'fled.'
 
2022-10-05 8:20:42 PM  
Curved swords
 
2022-10-05 9:32:12 PM  
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2022-10-05 9:41:39 PM  
Poor guys probably didn't want to die in a needless war.
 
2022-10-05 9:42:28 PM  
They were trying to hook up with Sarah Palin.  They heard she was easy.
 
2022-10-05 9:43:07 PM  
Build a wall on Alaska's shores.
 
2022-10-05 9:43:40 PM  

Omnivorous: They were trying to hook up with Sarah Palin.  They heard she was easy.


"I can see Russians from my house"
 
2022-10-05 9:43:41 PM  
Elon's tweet about "Tsar Alexander II's mistake" in 3... 2...
 
2022-10-05 9:44:32 PM  

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2022-10-05 9:45:04 PM  
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2022-10-05 9:47:44 PM  

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/literally
 
2022-10-05 9:47:52 PM  
"Two. Two Russians"

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2022-10-05 9:47:56 PM  
Skipping out on Putin's genocide of Ukraine.   Just sign here where you renounce Russia and Vladimir Putin and we will being processing your refugee paperwork.
 
2022-10-05 9:48:11 PM  
The QR code for surrender sent them there.
 
2022-10-05 9:48:56 PM  
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2022-10-05 9:50:18 PM  
I bet they were headed for Frostbite Falls.
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2022-10-05 9:51:40 PM  
Reply with one Russian only...
 
2022-10-05 9:53:13 PM  
To be fair, they probably decreed it to themselves first
 
2022-10-05 9:54:41 PM  

Omnivorous: They were trying to hook up with Sarah Palin.  They heard she was easy.


Jokes on those Russians. Palin prefers Greek.
 
2022-10-05 9:55:55 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Omnivorous: They were trying to hook up with Sarah Palin.  They heard she was easy.

"I can see Russians from my house"


In this case, they probably can see Russia from their homes.  It's 48mi from Gambell to Russia's coast, so the mountains over there are probably sticking up above the horizon.
 
2022-10-05 9:58:23 PM  
Well, if you were a Russian national of conscription age and lacked the bribe money to avoid such a fate wouldn't you seek asylum in the nearest democratic country?
 
2022-10-05 9:59:29 PM  
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/oblig
 
2022-10-05 10:00:22 PM  
Better-

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2022-10-05 10:03:40 PM  

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/oblig


Ебена мать !
 
2022-10-05 10:06:06 PM  

WassamattaU: skybird659: [tse1.mm.bing.net image 328x300]
/oblig

Ебена мать !


. . . that was s'pozed to be "dammit", GoogleTranslate, not "holy shiat" . . .
 
2022-10-05 10:07:23 PM  

dbaggins: Skipping out on Putin's genocide of Ukraine.   Just sign here where you renounce Russia and Vladimir Putin and we will being processing your refugee paperwork.


So when is their flight to Martha's Vineyard?
 
2022-10-05 10:09:46 PM  
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2022-10-05 10:14:19 PM  
They thought it was a Russian, but it was only an Aleutian.
 
2022-10-05 10:18:02 PM  
I wouldn't "invade" Sarah Palin with Putin's dick.
 
2022-10-05 10:18:44 PM  
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2022-10-05 10:19:04 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Well, if you were a Russian national of conscription age and lacked the bribe money to avoid such a fate wouldn't you seek asylum in the nearest democratic country?


Right, so why didn't they go to Canada?
 
2022-10-05 10:19:14 PM  

thorpe: [Fark user image 600x400]



They can see Sarah Palin from her couch.
 
2022-10-05 10:19:48 PM  

algman: fragMasterFlash: Well, if you were a Russian national of conscription age and lacked the bribe money to avoid such a fate wouldn't you seek asylum in the nearest democratic country?

Right, so why didn't they go to Canada?


It's a long way through Alaska.
 
2022-10-05 10:20:33 PM  

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Willing trades for Russian spies. What's not to love in the idea?
 
2022-10-05 10:21:12 PM  

algman: fragMasterFlash: Well, if you were a Russian national of conscription age and lacked the bribe money to avoid such a fate wouldn't you seek asylum in the nearest democratic country?

Right, so why didn't they go to Canada?


Perhaps they do not care for denim tuxedos?
 
2022-10-05 10:22:28 PM  

skybird659: Better-

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"Emorgency! Everybody to get from strit".
 
2022-10-05 10:23:39 PM  
Bus 'em to Florida. DeSantis loves Russians, after all, and he'd greet illegal Russian migrants with open arms, I'm sure.
 
2022-10-05 10:25:24 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: They thought it was a Russian, but it was only an Aleutian.


A grand Aleutian in the sticks? Guess it wasn't the best of times, babe, and a couple of renegades with too much time on their hands decided to come sail away.
 
2022-10-05 10:33:21 PM  
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2022-10-05 10:33:45 PM  

FormlessOne: Madman drummers bummers: They thought it was a Russian, but it was only an Aleutian.

A grand Aleutian in the sticks? Guess it wasn't the best of times, babe, and a couple of renegades with too much time on their hands decided to come sail away.


Keeping to a theme is the Cornerstone of a good pun run.
 
2022-10-05 10:44:58 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: FormlessOne: Madman drummers bummers: They thought it was a Russian, but it was only an Aleutian.

A grand Aleutian in the sticks? Guess it wasn't the best of times, babe, and a couple of renegades with too much time on their hands decided to come sail away.

Keeping to a theme is the Cornerstone of a good pun run.


You're only fooling yourself - nothing ever goes as planned.
 
2022-10-05 10:53:06 PM  
They would have liked to have seen Montana.
 
2022-10-05 11:04:43 PM  

EBN-OZN: They would have liked to have seen Montana.


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2022-10-05 11:17:51 PM  
Just in time for an international incident, that's great!  I wonder what will become of them, the bare facts are already compelling.
 
2022-10-05 11:40:44 PM  

NotARocketScientist: dbaggins: Skipping out on Putin's genocide of Ukraine.   Just sign here where you renounce Russia and Vladimir Putin and we will being processing your refugee paperwork.

So when is their flight to Martha's Vineyard?


Ship them to Sunny Isles in Florida. They will acclimate to the neighborhood just fine.
 
2022-10-05 11:48:57 PM  
Thankfully the Palins were on the lookout.
 
2022-10-05 11:56:19 PM  

thorpe: Defectors, most likely.


The article said as much.
 
2022-10-05 11:57:18 PM  
This is how it starts. Then they claim they aren't treated well by local authority. Then Russia sends in special military operation. Then Russia claims Alaska used to be Russian territory. Then they have a vote. Then Alaska is Russian again.
 
2022-10-06 1:18:01 AM  
Wikipedia lists most of the population of St Lawrence Island as Siberian Yupiks.  What do you reckon, the defectors are the same ethnicity as the locals, just with different passports?
 
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