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(Daily Dot)   Alex Jones is privately downing bottle after bottle of liquor. How do we know? Someone is spamming websites with security footage of him doing it   (dailydot.com) divider line
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6376 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2022 at 11:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 5:52:32 PM  
8 bottles in a week?

Those are amateur numbers here
 
2022-10-05 5:56:30 PM  
Ah, so that's his plan to avoid paying damages; drink all his money then literally piss it away.
 
2022-10-05 5:59:34 PM  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol-related_dementia

Alex Jones is heading down a dark path.
 
2022-10-05 6:04:06 PM  
The video claims Jones consumed 8 bottles of alcohol in a week.

The footage claims the InfoWars host has at least seven drinks in a single day.


So he takes six days to finish the last one? Weirdly inconsistent pace.
 
2022-10-05 6:07:07 PM  
Jones is the same age as me, smoking and day drinking like that is gonna put him in an early grave.
 
2022-10-05 6:09:55 PM  
Well it would explain why he's always that red in the face.
 
2022-10-05 6:38:20 PM  
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(try to imagine it's a bottle of Jack)
 
2022-10-05 6:44:54 PM  
Imagine how much nicer the planet would be if day drinking was his worst attribute.
 
2022-10-05 6:52:36 PM  
What I'm getting out of this is that putting Alex Jones in prison would be good for him
 
2022-10-05 6:53:01 PM  
Amateur
 
2022-10-05 6:53:18 PM  

BunkyBrewman: 8 bottles in a week?

Those are amateur numbers here


This might be scandalous on another web-site but this is Fark (insert 300 meme here).
 
2022-10-05 7:10:13 PM  
Hmm something I won't judge Alex Jones for.

I'll add it to the list, which previously was just autonomous bodily functions like breathing.

/but if he stopped that one I wouldn't care very much
 
2022-10-05 7:28:43 PM  
I wouldn't wish alcoholism on anybody. It's an insidious disease. But the fact that Alex Jones may be an alcoholic -- I'm kind of rooting for the alcoholism.
 
2022-10-05 7:29:15 PM  
Why is that red?
 
2022-10-05 7:36:04 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Why is that red?


b/c you a commie?
 
2022-10-05 7:46:25 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Why is that red?


Quoting Jesus.
 
2022-10-05 7:53:45 PM  

PreMortem: Amateur


Yeah show them how it's done on Fark!
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2022-10-05 8:17:41 PM  
The dude is broken in the brain, has been for years.
 
2022-10-05 8:29:06 PM  

NateAsbestos: What I'm getting out of this is that putting Alex Jones in prison would be good for him


True, true, but let's do it anyway despite that downside.
 
2022-10-05 9:05:44 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I wouldn't wish alcoholism on anybody. It's an insidious disease. But the fact that Alex Jones may be an alcoholic -- I'm kind of rooting for the alcoholism.


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2022-10-05 9:06:35 PM  

markie_farkie: Imagine how much nicer the planet would be if day drinking was his worst attribute.


In a nicer planet, people wouldn't day drink.
 
2022-10-05 9:18:26 PM  
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2022-10-05 9:22:48 PM  

BunkyBrewman: 8 bottles in a week?

Those are amateur numbers here


That's just the ones they have video of. The bottles he keeps in the toilet tank in his private bathroom, or the ones in the paper box in the supply room, or the bottled water in the fridge that's actually vodka didn't get counted,
 
2022-10-05 10:04:26 PM  
The only downside to him being deplatformed from like everywhere is I can't find the clip of him drunkenly throwing axes around in his studio.
 
2022-10-05 10:11:55 PM  
Alex Jones looks like the kind of middle aged guy that dies of a massive heart attack while walking his dog.
 
2022-10-05 10:14:22 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Why is that red?


It's an April fool's filter thing. They do it on October 5th so nobody expects it.

p smart imo
 
2022-10-05 10:37:12 PM  

Sub Human: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol-related_dementia

Alex Jones is heading down a dark path.


If this leads to him stripping naked, frothing at the mouth and rampaging through a school screaming "I'm here to kill all the children like I did in Sandy Hook" before dying in a hail of hero cop bullets a couple hours later, I'd be ok with that
 
2022-10-05 11:08:42 PM  

make me some tea: Jones is the same age as me, smoking and day drinking like that is gonna put him in an early grave.


I have seen people who have lived to long, it's not good.  Not to say go nuts and die young but have some fun while you can.
 
2022-10-05 11:08:54 PM  

BunkyBrewman: 8 bottles in a week?

Those are amateur numbers here


Only on camera at work. If he really drank a bottle a day at work and was still "functional," he probably drinks way the fark more than that.
 
2022-10-05 11:09:18 PM  
To be fair, you'd be a drunk too if you saw Alex Jones looking back at you every time you look in a mirror.
 
2022-10-05 11:09:39 PM  
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2022-10-05 11:10:21 PM  
So Alex Jones is a Farker? What's his handle?
 
2022-10-05 11:11:00 PM  
The only sad part about this story is that this sack of shiat didn't drink himself to death 20 years sooner
 
2022-10-05 11:11:44 PM  
Alex Jones is worth at least a quarter of a billion dollars. He's maybe going to lose a few tens of millions of dollars tops, and he won't pay the judgement anyway.

It's equivalent to me losing a lawsuit for like several grand. Wouldn't be enough to make me any more alcoholic than I already am.

Rich people are weird.
 
2022-10-05 11:12:09 PM  
Being Alex Jones would make most people drink.
 
2022-10-05 11:12:15 PM  
Alex has the money and resources such that he doesn't need to self-medicate. If he wants to play the Leaving Las Vegas bit that is entirely on him.
 
2022-10-05 11:12:37 PM  

make me some tea: Jones is the same age as me, smoking and day drinking like that is gonna put him in an early grave.


Tell it to get a farking move on!
 
2022-10-05 11:13:26 PM  
TFA keeps using 'supercut' like it's an actual word.
 
2022-10-05 11:13:55 PM  

dv-ous: The dude is broken in the brain, has been for years.


Mike Lindell says "Biatch, Please!"
 
2022-10-05 11:14:31 PM  
a fifth a day can go on a while, but slowly then suddenly either it wins or you leave it.
 
2022-10-05 11:15:10 PM  

BunkyBrewman: 8 bottles in a week?

Those are amateur numbers here


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2022-10-05 11:16:04 PM  

Sub Human: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol-related_dementia

Alex Jones is heading down a dark path.


As opposed to his regular brand of mental illness?
 
2022-10-05 11:16:14 PM  
*reads*

"The file is titled "Don't Spy on Your Employees.""

Hah, awesome.

*looks at image immediately underneath*

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UUUUUUHHHHHH
 
2022-10-05 11:16:33 PM  

fnordfocus: Alex Jones is worth at least a quarter of a billion dollars. He's maybe going to lose a few tens of millions of dollars tops, and he won't pay the judgement anyway.


He's already has a $45.2 million dollar judgment against him for the lawsuit from the first TWO parents that sued him over Sandy hooks -- this is the second lawsuit, with many more waiting in the wings. He's only been getting more unhinged on the stand, which sure as fark hasn't been doing him any favors in the eyes of the judges.

He'll be on the hook for hundreds of millions of dollars.
Plus his bankruptcy attempt to just got rejected by the court because they don't believe he's "broke".
 
2022-10-05 11:18:17 PM  

assjuice: TFA keeps using 'supercut' like it's an actual word.


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2022-10-05 11:18:47 PM  
People buy health pills from this guy?  He looks terrible.

I didn't know he smoked.  All day.
 
2022-10-05 11:19:29 PM  
As a hardcore alcoholic who struggles to keep it together daily I feel bad for him.
As a human being with a conscience I hope it kills that poisonous toad soon and in a way that hurts the fewest people possible.
 
2022-10-05 11:21:06 PM  

make me some tea: Jones is the same age as me, smoking and day drinking like that is gonna put him in an early grave.


Early? If he dies today it would still be too late.
 
2022-10-05 11:24:15 PM  

RyansPrivates: So Alex Jones is a Farker? What's his handle?


Alex Jones is applying to be a Fark server admin.

Rudy Giuliani applied a few months ago.

When the servers go haywire, who are you going to blame?

The competent admin working for exposure or a famous person who somehow gets richer from failing harder.
 
2022-10-05 11:25:11 PM  
You know what really pissed me off about that video?
That he kept opening that fridge door, taking his drink, and then just walking away without closing the door.

I mean, WTF? Who does that?
 
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