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(AP News)   Southwest Airlines pilot gets himself and the company in trouble for doing the ole "You ever seen a grown man naked" routine in front of his female co-pilot   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Airline, Christine Janning, Michael Haak, Southwest Airlines, Southwest Airlines pilot, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Associated Press, corporate Culture  
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3541 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2022 at 12:05 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 10:16:35 PM  
I hope they welcome their new pilot owner with open arms.
 
2022-10-05 10:18:05 PM  
It's called the cockpit for a reason, dammit!
 
2022-10-05 10:40:05 PM  
Haak's attorney, Michael Salnick, said Wednesday that his client disrobed only after Janning encouraged him to....

"Oh, you want to take the stick, do ya?"

//what an idiot
 
2022-10-06 12:07:28 AM  
Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
 
2022-10-06 12:08:48 AM  

little big man: Haak's attorney, Michael Salnick, said Wednesday that his client disrobed only after Janning encouraged him to....

"Oh, you want to take the stick, do ya?"

//what an idiot


Sounds like they were winging it in a relationship with some ups and downs.
 
2022-10-06 12:10:06 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!


Came here to post this. God dammit so much.
 
2022-10-06 12:10:21 AM  
Southwest ? They have been a beacon of morality for decades.

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2022-10-06 12:11:57 AM  
Will he end up in a Turkish prison?
 
2022-10-06 12:13:25 AM  
I'm guessing the in-flight movie was about gladiators.
 
2022-10-06 12:13:35 AM  

iron_city_ap: Southwest ? They have been a beacon of morality for decades.

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Ziiiiiiiiiip
 
2022-10-06 12:16:04 AM  
Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?
 
2022-10-06 12:16:41 AM  
I guess he wanted the fish....
 
2022-10-06 12:18:09 AM  

iron_city_ap: Southwest ? They have been a beacon of morality for decades.

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Pretty sure they all still work for Southwest
 
2022-10-06 12:18:47 AM  
"...to deadbolting the cockpit door during a flight..."

Aren't they supposed to be locked in the air now to begin with?

/still an idiot/jerk regardless
 
2022-10-06 12:19:07 AM  

Valter: Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?


Depends.  You'd never bang a coworker?
 
2022-10-06 12:19:21 AM  
Look, who among us hasn't....
 
2022-10-06 12:19:45 AM  
Sounds like a lot of jive.

Good luck we're all counting on you.
 
2022-10-06 12:21:39 AM  
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2022-10-06 12:25:11 AM  
Good thing she was a pilot. For passengers, there's a $25 "no dick" fee.
 
2022-10-06 12:25:16 AM  

iron_city_ap: Southwest ? They have been a beacon of morality for decades.

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Yes. Right. The ginormous ham beasts hoofing it up and down the aisles these days are superior to that.
 
2022-10-06 12:25:38 AM  
I remember, I had lasagna.
 
2022-10-06 12:29:11 AM  

waxbeans: Valter: Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?

Depends.  You'd never bang a coworker?


No.

Thinks a bit.

Jesus, no.
 
2022-10-06 12:32:07 AM  

waxbeans: Valter: Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?

Depends.  You'd never bang a coworker?


If I thought they were interested and depending on the job. I wouldn't whip my dick out or make gross comments. You gotta play it cool and not be a agro creep.
 
2022-10-06 12:33:47 AM  
I like to hang out in the gymnasium of a Turkish prison while they show movies about gladiators.
 
2022-10-06 12:33:58 AM  
Sounds like she won't get over Macho Pitcho.
 
2022-10-06 12:34:51 AM  

RepoManTSM: waxbeans: Valter: Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?

Depends.  You'd never bang a coworker?

If I thought they were interested and depending on the job. I wouldn't whip my dick out or make gross comments. You gotta play it cool and not be a agro creep.


Hard no.

Hard hard no.
 
2022-10-06 12:36:42 AM  
They got nothing on the Washington Air National Guard.

National Guard Crew Flew Nude

SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) _ The crew of a Washington Air National Guard refueling plane has been grounded for taking off too much.

The crewmen stripped off their flight suits and flew a mission in the nude.

No safety rules were violated, but the prank last month was considered a serious breach of military discipline, Maj. Philip Logan, an Air National Guard spokesman. The all-male crew could face courts-martials or other discipline.

The KC-135 normally carries a crew of four or five. Logan would not say whether all the men doffed their clothes or why, for that matter.

Except for the breezy attire, the mission went without a hitch, but someone in the unit reported the incident to the commander.
 
2022-10-06 12:36:50 AM  
This story is gonna start my drinking problem again.
 
2022-10-06 12:39:15 AM  
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2022-10-06 12:41:03 AM  

Alien Robot: They got nothing on the Washington Air National Guard.

National Guard Crew Flew Nude


Who do they think they are, the Navy?
 
2022-10-06 12:42:14 AM  
Southwest? I'm shocked, shocked ... well not that shocked


Southwest Pilot Suspended for Profane Rant (WARNING UNCENSORED)
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NSFW
 
2022-10-06 12:55:55 AM  
You are now free to move about my penis.
 
2022-10-06 1:24:48 AM  

Alien Robot: They got nothing on the Washington Air National Guard.

National Guard Crew Flew Nude

SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) _ The crew of a Washington Air National Guard refueling plane has been grounded for taking off too much.

The crewmen stripped off their flight suits and flew a mission in the nude.

No safety rules were violated, but the prank last month was considered a serious breach of military discipline, Maj. Philip Logan, an Air National Guard spokesman. The all-male crew could face courts-martials or other discipline.

The KC-135 normally carries a crew of four or five. Logan would not say whether all the men doffed their clothes or why, for that matter.

Except for the breezy attire, the mission went without a hitch, but someone in the unit reported the incident to the commander.


I dunno, it sounds like they just flew a mission nude, for whatever reason.  This guy, allegedly, put the plane on auto-pilot, took off all his clothes, and then watched porn on his laptop while jerking it.  Unless they were having a circle jerk or forced one of the other guys to participate against his will I don't think they've quite got a leg up on Southwest's shenanigans.

/ but the military don't fark around with shenanigans, though
 
2022-10-06 1:46:46 AM  
" No. The white phone."
You guys took my lines.
 
2022-10-06 1:55:05 AM  

Dave2042: Look, who among us hasn't....


Well I wasn't flying the plane but apparently you can't do that in coach either.
 
2022-10-06 2:03:11 AM  

Valter: RepoManTSM: waxbeans: Valter: Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?

Depends.  You'd never bang a coworker?

If I thought they were interested and depending on the job. I wouldn't whip my dick out or make gross comments. You gotta play it cool and not be a agro creep.

Hard no.

Hard hard no.


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2022-10-06 2:09:50 AM  
Surely you can't be serious.
 
2022-10-06 2:29:46 AM  
Do black box records still exist after 3 months if there was no apparent reason to preserve them?
 
2022-10-06 2:40:42 AM  
If this wasn't Southwest, and another airline was mentioned, I would have thought it was some guy I know.
 
2022-10-06 2:52:33 AM  

iron_city_ap: Southwest ? They have been a beacon of morality for decades.

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Were they asking for it?
 
2022-10-06 2:55:40 AM  
I was really hoping that the title was more literal and there were a whole bunch of airline people that had never seen that movie.
 
2022-10-06 3:54:30 AM  

fatalvenom: If this wasn't Southwest, and another airline was mentioned, I would have thought it was some guy I know.


Huh. You do a lot of moonlighting as a copilot?
 
2022-10-06 5:39:11 AM  
Rogerroger over
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2022-10-06 6:39:28 AM  
Apparently he never considered the implications of a negative out cum.
 
2022-10-06 7:11:03 AM  

Valter: RepoManTSM: waxbeans: Valter: Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?

Depends.  You'd never bang a coworker?

If I thought they were interested and depending on the job. I wouldn't whip my dick out or make gross comments. You gotta play it cool and not be a agro creep.

Hard no.

Hard hard no.


Go on...
 
2022-10-06 7:35:44 AM  

Valter: Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?


What a quaint notion.
 
2022-10-06 7:57:07 AM  
Does she like gladiator movies?
 
2022-10-06 7:59:09 AM  

Valter: RepoManTSM: waxbeans: Valter: Is it wild if I think that people should not sexually harass other people?

Depends.  You'd never bang a coworker?

If I thought they were interested and depending on the job. I wouldn't whip my dick out or make gross comments. You gotta play it cool and not be a agro creep.

Hard no.

Hard hard no.


I've known several coworkers who had relationships with each other. It was mutually consentual, and no one accused anyone of sexual harassment.
 
2022-10-06 9:53:05 AM  

Alien Robot: The all-male crew could face courts-martials or other discipline.


Almost had it. Almost like they couldn't decide so they just pluralized both.

/Let Bartlet be Bartlet
 
2022-10-06 10:18:56 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!


Funny story about Jabbar dragging Lanier up & down the court.  Lanier could never figure out how Jabbar beat him every game.  When they both retired, Jabbar told him how he did it: Lanier smoked during halftime, so during the second half, Jabbar would purposely make Lanier run. Jabbar would reserve energy for the second half to make sure he could really make Lanier run all over the court to the point he'd be wheezing and it'd seriously affect his game.
 
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