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(Deadline)   Production has wrapped on The Blind, which is both a biopic of Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson, and what educated viewers would rather be than watch the film   (deadline.com) divider line
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2022-10-05 7:05:14 PM  
Real origin story:
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A white as mayonnaise, college educated, wealthy family.  They're as genuine as Kid Rock.
 
2022-10-05 7:10:03 PM  
AKA: How a well connected rich kid figured out he could fleece rubes for millions by doing redneck cosplay.
 
2022-10-05 7:12:01 PM  
Watch this or kill me?

See ya' world.
 
2022-10-05 7:16:56 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Real origin story:
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A white as mayonnaise, college educated, wealthy family.  They're as genuine as Kid Rock.


That's a family that finds plain rice and wonder bread too spicy.
 
2022-10-05 7:17:28 PM  
Ah, video of a family of whores.
 
2022-10-05 7:18:16 PM  
Somewhere, there is an interview with Terry Bradshaw regarding growing up in the same town as the Robertsons. Yeah, they may have started out preppy, but they were only one generation removed from the trailers.
 
2022-10-05 7:23:02 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Real origin story:
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A white as mayonnaise, college educated, wealthy family.  They're as genuine as Kid Rock.


If that family were a spice, they'd be flour.
 
2022-10-05 7:24:13 PM  
Set in the 1960s Deep South

Ah, "The good ol' days".
I don't think I will be the target audience for this one.
 
2022-10-05 7:35:38 PM  

stoli n coke: BumpInTheNight: Real origin story:
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A white as mayonnaise, college educated, wealthy family.  They're as genuine as Kid Rock.

That's a family that finds plain rice and wonder bread too spicy.


They're Minnesotans?
 
2022-10-05 7:47:50 PM  
He changed from an addict dick to a dick.
 
2022-10-05 7:49:08 PM  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: stoli n coke: BumpInTheNight: Real origin story:
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A white as mayonnaise, college educated, wealthy family.  They're as genuine as Kid Rock.

That's a family that finds plain rice and wonder bread too spicy.

They're Minnesotans?


Didn't the family own liquor stores?
 
2022-10-05 8:00:04 PM  
The story of him preferring to hunt ducks instead of playing football and it's relationship to Terry Bradshaw career is interesting. I'd watch for that.
 
2022-10-05 8:23:59 PM  
Maybe I'm dense, but why do we need a biopic about "reality" stars?

Anything they needed to tell us about them could have been in the show.
 
2022-10-05 8:27:11 PM  

knbwhite: The story of him preferring to hunt ducks instead of playing football and it's relationship to Terry Bradshaw career is interesting. I'd watch for that.


In the sense that a seething mass of maggots in a pile of pigshiat is "interesting", I guess.
 
2022-10-05 8:48:17 PM  
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2022-10-05 8:51:04 PM  

jso2897: knbwhite: The story of him preferring to hunt ducks instead of playing football and it's relationship to Terry Bradshaw career is interesting. I'd watch for that.

In the sense that a seething mass of maggots in a pile of pigshiat is "interesting", I guess.


I assume you don't like football.
 
2022-10-05 9:09:06 PM  
Is Phil the douche with the plastic cup he claims he's had since Nam? When literally nothing was plastic...
 
2022-10-05 9:10:54 PM  
Wait, so this is going to be a gay porno?
 
2022-10-05 9:17:59 PM  

Another Government Employee: Somewhere, there is an interview with Terry Bradshaw regarding growing up in the same town as the Robertsons. Yeah, they may have started out preppy, but they were only one generation removed from the trailers.


So am I. Doesn't change the fact I'm middle class af.
 
2022-10-05 9:20:47 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Is Phil the douche with the plastic cup he claims he's had since Nam? When literally nothing was plastic...


Don't advertise your ignorance.
 
2022-10-05 9:45:39 PM  

knbwhite: Peter von Nostrand: Is Phil the douche with the plastic cup he claims he's had since Nam? When literally nothing was plastic...

Don't advertise your ignorance.


That's rich, coming from you.
 
2022-10-05 9:56:36 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: knbwhite: Peter von Nostrand: Is Phil the douche with the plastic cup he claims he's had since Nam? When literally nothing was plastic...

Don't advertise your ignorance.

That's rich, coming from you.


Note the picture in the Tupperware parties section from the 1950s. Wiki

Uncle Si Seems like a good guy. He's the vet.
 
2022-10-05 9:57:39 PM  
Shinebox needs fetching also.
 
2022-10-05 10:24:05 PM  

knbwhite: The story of him preferring to hunt ducks instead of playing football and it's relationship to Terry Bradshaw career is interesting. I'd watch for that.


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2022-10-05 10:56:57 PM  

knbwhite: Peter von Nostrand: knbwhite: Peter von Nostrand: Is Phil the douche with the plastic cup he claims he's had since Nam? When literally nothing was plastic...

Don't advertise your ignorance.

That's rich, coming from you.

Note the picture in the Tupperware parties section from the 1950s. Wiki

Uncle Si Seems like a good guy. He's the vet.


He's a religious nut bag and almost certainly a liar. But yeah, white knob, go down defending the Christian taliban.
 
2022-10-05 10:57:31 PM  

stoli n coke: knbwhite: The story of him preferring to hunt ducks instead of playing football and it's relationship to Terry Bradshaw career is interesting. I'd watch for that.

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TIL that he drove the van of illegal aliens in Men in Black, and is of German-Jewish descent.
 
2022-10-05 10:57:49 PM  

knbwhite: Shinebox needs fetching also.


The picture from 2011? Your shine box is yours for fetching.
 
2022-10-05 11:11:50 PM  
You said literally nothing plastic in Vietnam era. Stop digging and get that shinebox.

1960's Tupperware Commercial 2
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2022-10-05 11:33:01 PM  
Set in the 1960s Deep South and shot on location in Louisiana, The Blind shares never-before-revealed aspects of Robertson's life as he seeks to conquer the shame of his past, addiction and complicated family dynamics, ultimately finding redemption in an unlikely place.

Spoiler alert: it's church.

/saved you two hours
 
2022-10-06 10:55:04 AM  
Maybe do a double-feature with a Kirk Cameron production to really boost those box office numbers!!!
 
2022-10-06 11:00:13 AM  
Every thing about duck dynasty is bullshiat
 
2022-10-06 12:43:14 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Real origin story:
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A white as mayonnaise, college educated, wealthy family.  They're as genuine as Kid Rock.


Not sure your point.... They never claimed to be black.

/kinda shocked the show hit 11 seasons.  I haven't seen 1 second of it.
 
2022-10-06 1:48:18 PM  
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