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(MSN)   Trump says "the GSA packed the top secret documents" that wound up at Mar-a-Lago. You're not going to believe this, but that just might be a lie   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-10-05 3:44:14 PM  
Then why didn't you return them 18 months ago?

FOAD you lying Fuck!
 
2022-10-05 3:50:59 PM  

Circusdog320: Then why didn't you return them 18 months ago?

FOAD you lying fark!


I love how he's now demanding that he get back the documents the FBI planted, as they are HIS documents
 
2022-10-05 4:04:19 PM  

Circusdog320: Then why didn't you return them 18 months ago?

FOAD you lying fark!


"Eh, close enough. Dismissed." -- Supreme Vermin
 
2022-10-05 4:59:18 PM  
Oh, we've cycled all the way back to the first lie now?
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2022-10-05 6:05:01 PM  
There is a document custodian for every single one of those documents. They know exactly when, where and who last had them before TFG for got his mitts on them.

The supposition that they just ended up in a random box is a lie.
 
2022-10-05 6:46:06 PM  
Granny Smith Apple?

F*CK YOU BIG PRODUCE!!!
 
2022-10-05 6:52:37 PM  
Why are these Lies Of The Day news?
 
2022-10-05 6:54:22 PM  
Can we PLEASE fast forward to the part where this lying fraud dies and we don't have to pretend to fear him anymore?
 
2022-10-05 6:58:35 PM  

oa330_man: There is a document custodian for every single one of those documents. They know exactly when, where and who last had them before TFG for got his mitts on them.

The supposition that they just ended up in a random box is a lie.


Well, they did end up in a random box. It just didn't happen until TFG pulled them out of their original box to haul them to MAL and show to various people.
 
2022-10-05 7:00:54 PM  
I didn't pack them (yes, you did)
The FBI planted them (no, they didn't)
I declassified them (no, you didn't)
Executive Privilege (you aren't the president)
They raided my home (legal search warrant)
I didn't know what I had (yes, you did)

My 8 year old lies better than this clown.
 
2022-10-05 7:00:54 PM  
Its amazing how he just lies like nobody could ever check out his story.
 
2022-10-05 7:02:46 PM  
From TFA: By April 14, 2021, a Trump aide sent the GSA what she described herself as  a "weird" question: "Does GSA work with a contractor for interstate shipping? We have a portrait of President Trump and it needs to be shipped to FL, but in its crate it is 300lbs, 6 x 8 feet,"

Got damn. Dude's so fat, his farking picture weighs 300 pounds.
 
2022-10-05 7:04:18 PM  
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2022-10-05 7:05:14 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Circusdog320: Then why didn't you return them 18 months ago?

FOAD you lying fark!

"Eh, close enough. Dismissed." -- Supreme Vermin


Ya know, Vermin Supreme deserves better than to be conflated with (most of) the current Supremes.
 
2022-10-05 7:06:28 PM  
He's recycling old excuses or new excuse?

The Lying Liar's List of Lies
1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives (I bought a padlock)
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
14. Laws against espionage are wrong
15. Documents are protected by Client-attorney Privilege
16. Documents are protected by Executive Privilege
17. Not only were the FBI wrong in taking them - they better give them back
18. The sensitivity of the documents has expired.
19. Like President Nixon said, "if the president does it, then it is not illegal."
20. I don't believe in the classification system
21. It was an assassination plot
22. Charging Trump would cause so much mayhem it would be a monstrous mistake
23. Every President takes classified documents with them when they leave
24. Mark Meadows planted the documents.
25. I couldn't trust National Archives with the documents because they're controlled by Biden and Obama
26. Only a limited number of Mar-a-Lago staff had access to the documents
27. The documents were for a personal memoir.
28. If it was so serious, why did the FBI take so long to search Mar-a-Lago?
29. Not serious because affidavit for warrant didn't mention nuclear secrets.
30. Nothing illegal was happening, it was only about documents.
31. Trump is not stupid enough to have committed such a crime.
32. Liz Cheney went back in time after losing the primary to order the FBI to raid Trump.
33. DoJ was actually looking for Hillary's E-mails.
34. NARA could have simply kept asking for the documents to be returned.
35. The crime of espionage is really quite mundane.
36. It was the FBI who took the documents out of the cartons, dropped them and spread them on carpet.
37. I couldn't trust the Pentagon to store and dispose of these documents so I HAD to keep them.
38. Keeping government documents at Mar-a-Lago is like having overdue library books.
39. The classified documents at Mar-a-Lago were en route to his Presidential Library.
40. The real issue are leaks to the media that Trump had these top secret documents.
41. Government has to prove documents are classified.
42. Cannot talk about declassifying documents because it could be our criminal defense.
43. DoJ has to give the classified documents back because I wrote on them.
44. The documents were mostly newspapers.
45. I can declassify documents just by thinking about it.
46. I'm protected by God as a bastion against the evils of a secular world.
 
2022-10-05 7:07:45 PM  
So the agency that has handled the moving logistics for every president since Harry Truman suddenly forgot that classified documents don't get put in the boxes?

What kind of Eric would believe that bullshiat?
 
2022-10-05 7:09:20 PM  
I hate him.   Even Nixon seems halfway-decent in comparison.
 
2022-10-05 7:13:48 PM  
Trump Says US Agency Packed Top-Secret Documents. These BUT HIS EMAILS Suggest Otherwise.
 
2022-10-05 7:13:53 PM  
If he tells 49 flagrant, unique lies about it, the mind of a magat thinks "there are 50 possible explanations for what happened, only one of those involves wrongdoing by TFG. He's clearly innocent."
 
2022-10-05 7:14:00 PM  
His stooges he has sole and complete discretion to decide what's personal correspondence and what's  official.
And he hasn't returned correspondence with Lil' Kim

They really were in love.
 
2022-10-05 7:14:50 PM  

Stud Gerbil: I hate him.   Even Nixon seems halfway-decent in comparison.


For all his faults, Nixon was at least a self-made sonofabiatch. Dude came up dirt poor, put himself through college and law school, and clawed his way into the political scene.

Donnie One Term couldn't pass recess unless Daddy wrote a donation check.
 
2022-10-05 7:18:13 PM  
With Trump, it's always someone else's fault. Which is exactly the character trait you like to see in a President. If your IQ is 22 and your meal plans mostly involve meth.
 
2022-10-05 7:23:11 PM  

OldRod: Circusdog320: Then why didn't you return them 18 months ago?

FOAD you lying fark!

I love how he's now demanding that he get back the documents the FBI planted, as they are HIS documents


I think he's getting lost in his circle of lies.  Even his lies probably have lies by now.
 
2022-10-05 7:25:08 PM  
GSA packed up empty classified folders?

Uh huh.
 
2022-10-05 7:38:15 PM  

RasIanI: Its amazing how he just lies like nobody could ever check out his story.


But that's how he operates. He lies all the time in public. And in court he just delays.
 
2022-10-05 7:40:12 PM  

mrshowrules: He's recycling old excuses or new excuse?

The Lying Liar's List of Lies
1. ...
46.


Huh... up to a lie per presidency.

That's some serious Q territory
 
2022-10-05 7:42:40 PM  
Is there any way we can extradite him to a country where the laws apply to rich white people?
 
2022-10-05 7:44:28 PM  
So he admits he was a horrible leader, with no clue what his employees were doing.
 
2022-10-05 7:45:21 PM  
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2022-10-05 7:49:48 PM  
Yet another obvious lie he won't swear to under oath, nor use in official court documents.
 
2022-10-05 7:53:50 PM  
Money quote for TLDR people
"A GSA spokesperson said its contract with Trump only involved shipping the boxes to Florida, not packing them. "The outgoing transition team was responsible for putting the boxes on pallets and shrink-wrapping each pallet,"

probably some intern coffee boy they never heard of, did it after not understanding the directions of which boxes to box up
 
2022-10-05 7:55:03 PM  
Just wait until Garland learns of this. Ubetcha
 
2022-10-05 7:55:17 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I didn't pack them (yes, you did)
The FBI planted them (no, they didn't)
I declassified them (no, you didn't)
Executive Privilege (you aren't the president)
They raided my home (legal search warrant)
I didn't know what I had (yes, you did)

My 8 year old lies better than this clown.


Seriously at what point do they arrest and arraign him and all his co-conspirators? You can't just sit there and tell the police this long line of excuses. They lock you up after the first change of story.  This is absurd.
 
2022-10-05 7:55:27 PM  
This is Trump at this point:

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2022-10-05 7:58:36 PM  
So the Trumpers packed the boxes, lied to the GSA and claimed they were personal possessions of Lardo, the GSA contractor actually transported them, thus "the GSA did it", per lying liars?
 
2022-10-05 8:03:28 PM  
So I guess the GSA knew in advance what documents the FBI wanted to plant?


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2022-10-05 8:08:13 PM  
His bloated, rotting corpse should be hanging from a 1" hemp rope already.
 
2022-10-05 8:19:55 PM  
which is perfectly fine since they were all declassified

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2022-10-05 8:31:08 PM  
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Put it on the pile.
 
2022-10-05 8:42:45 PM  
Study it out.

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2022-10-05 8:46:25 PM  
I suspect his problems are about to get worse.
Especially if he doesn't shut up.
 
2022-10-05 8:46:41 PM  

vudukungfu: His bloated, rotting corpse should be hanging from a 1" hemp rope already.


He'd be his most hung ever.
 
2022-10-05 8:47:31 PM  

Opacity: mrshowrules: He's recycling old excuses or new excuse?

The Lying Liar's List of Lies
1. ...
46.

Huh... up to a lie per presidency.

That's some serious Q territory


I specifically swapped 45 to 46 to give Trump the dumber of the two excuses.
 
2022-10-05 8:48:15 PM  
She also asked Geisler if the Trump team could keep the autopen machine.

TFG has even given up on using a Sharpie.
 
2022-10-05 8:59:55 PM  

Circusdog320: Then why didn't you return them 18 months ago?

FOAD you lying fark!


Also, possession is 9/10th of this.  He had 'em.  After he knew he had 'em.  He was told to return them.  He didn't. Then he returned some.  Then refused to return the rest.  There is still more missing.  No one knows who saw them.  No one knows who paid to see them or make copies.

His mounting excuses still don't amount to a pile of flaccid dicks.  Mostly because none of his excuses make it any less illegal.  But mostly because it's clearly plan and obvious that what he did was illegal.

It's one of the many reasons that it is so frustrating watching him still walking free, giving speeches, blasting out his opinions, still planning on running in 2024, and all the rest.

The only people that can actually change that are simply afraid to even try.
 
2022-10-05 9:04:58 PM  
Trump will be long dead before he sees any serious legal consequences

His father lived to 93 and his mother lived to 88. We've got years of his fetid stink to go yet.


(ain't nothing gonna happen)
 
2022-10-05 9:06:42 PM  
He should be in jail right now. Along with whoever helped him figure out which classified documents to steal. Because he didn't know which ones to take, you know someone had to make a list for him.
 
2022-10-05 9:17:38 PM  

stoli n coke: From TFA: By April 14, 2021, a Trump aide sent the GSA what she described herself as  a "weird" question: "Does GSA work with a contractor for interstate shipping? We have a portrait of President Trump and it needs to be shipped to FL, but in its crate it is 300lbs, 6 x 8 feet,"

Got damn. Dude's so fat, his farking picture weighs 300 pounds.


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2022-10-05 9:18:44 PM  

mrshowrules: He's recycling old excuses or new excuse?

The Lying Liar's List of Lies
1. There were no boxes at Mar-a-Lago
2. Other people brought those boxes to Mar-a-Lago
3. Archives could have retrieved the boxes anytime they wanted
4. All the documents in the boxes were declassified
5. I was protecting the boxes for the Archives (I bought a padlock)
6. The boxes were planted by the FBI
7. Obama had more boxes
8.The documents should not have been classified in the first place
9. The documents were already returned.
10. They were my documents
11. There was a standing order that any documents I took out of the Oval Office were automatically declassified
12. Mishandled and rushed move by GSA
13. Invented hoax because J6 Committee ratings were dropping
14. Laws against espionage are wrong
15. Documents are protected by Client-attorney Privilege
16. Documents are protected by Executive Privilege
17. Not only were the FBI wrong in taking them - they better give them back
18. The sensitivity of the documents has expired.
19. Like President Nixon said, "if the president does it, then it is not illegal."
20. I don't believe in the classification system
21. It was an assassination plot
22. Charging Trump would cause so much mayhem it would be a monstrous mistake
23. Every President takes classified documents with them when they leave
24. Mark Meadows planted the documents.
25. I couldn't trust National Archives with the documents because they're controlled by Biden and Obama
26. Only a limited number of Mar-a-Lago staff had access to the documents
27. The documents were for a personal memoir.
28. If it was so serious, why did the FBI take so long to search Mar-a-Lago?
29. Not serious because affidavit for warrant didn't mention nuclear secrets.
30. Nothing illegal was happening, it was only about documents.
31. Trump is not stupid enough to have committed such a crime.
32. Liz Cheney went back in time after losing the primary to order the FBI to raid Trump.
33. DoJ was actually looking for Hillary's E-mails.
34. NARA could have simply kept asking for the documents to be returned.
35. The crime of espionage is really quite mundane.
36. It was the FBI who took the documents out of the cartons, dropped them and spread them on carpet.
37. I couldn't trust the Pentagon to store and dispose of these documents so I HAD to keep them.
38. Keeping government documents at Mar-a-Lago is like having overdue library books.
39. The classified documents at Mar-a-Lago were en route to his Presidential Library.
40. The real issue are leaks to the media that Trump had these top secret documents.
41. Government has to prove documents are classified.
42. Cannot talk about declassifying documents because it could be our criminal defense.
43. DoJ has to give the classified documents back because I wrote on them.
44. The documents were mostly newspapers.
45. I can declassify documents just by thinking about it.
46. I'm protected by God as a bastion against the evils of a secular world.


The length of this list is mind boggling to me.
 
2022-10-05 9:23:41 PM  
An analogy:

-You come home to a broken lamp.
-You know your child did it and you confront them about it.
-They give you a story that they had nothing to do with it breaking.
-You know the story is bullshiat and that they broke it.
-The child, over time, comes up with 46 other unique excuses as to how that lamp broke.
 
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