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(NBC Philadelphia)   Multi-vehicle accident leads to one death and injuries. Fark: From the shoot-out that followed   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Wound, 38-year-old man, Injuries, Broad Street, North Philadelphia, 32-year-old man, gunshot wounds, multi-car crash  
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2022-10-05 2:16:17 PM  
A man was shot and killed and another was injured after a multi-car crash turned into a shootout on Broad Street in North Philadelphia on Tuesday, police said.

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2022-10-05 4:52:41 PM  

Unobtanium: A man was shot and killed and another was injured after a multi-car crash turned into a shootout on Broad Street in North Philadelphia on Tuesday, police said.

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At least they're not Detroit.

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2022-10-05 4:58:32 PM  
Is it now normal that every vehicle has a firearm in it? Someone should tell the NRA that their work here is done.
 
2022-10-05 4:58:42 PM  
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2022-10-05 4:59:10 PM  
I guess we should tell Elon to make the cybertruck armored.
 
2022-10-05 5:01:52 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Is it now normal that every vehicle has a firearm in it? Someone should tell the NRA that their work here is done.


Who wants to place bets on the guns being legally obtained and carried?
 
2022-10-05 5:03:18 PM  
Nice Town
 
2022-10-05 5:08:07 PM  
Hopefully the asshole that caused the accident is the guy in the morgue.
 
2022-10-05 5:15:51 PM  
"Tell me you live in America without telling me you live in America"
 
2022-10-05 5:19:10 PM  

belome: Al Tsheimers: Is it now normal that every vehicle has a firearm in it? Someone should tell the NRA that their work here is done.

Who wants to place bets on the guns being legally obtained and carried?


MOST people that follow the laws, and legally obtain and carry, do not get in gunfights in the city. YMMV, depending on your location. Where I live, I would be surprised to see anyone hop out of the vehicle with a gun. Twenty minutes north of here, I would almost expect it. Thirty minutes north of here, I would expect people uninvolved in the accident to start up target practice.
 
2022-10-05 5:21:43 PM  
It's a good thing he has his trusty gun for self defense. Well, the one who didn't die, I guess.
How do we know which one was practicing self defense and which was the aggressor?

/a "polite society" indeed
 
2022-10-05 5:29:18 PM  
400 million guns, 300 million people.

one day you're bound to come in contact with someone who doesn't like the way you did something.  Good luck.
 
2022-10-05 5:30:31 PM  
M'rrrca!!
 
2022-10-05 5:34:24 PM  
Sure is great we all have to own a $10k-30k thing we risk damaging almost every day that we almost all need to reasonably have a job and be a functioning adult in the US, even if we're not very good at operating it.

It's also great that the repair and insurance costs on that thing are high enough to financially destroy the average person. In some cases even if we aren't at fault, or worse, if we make even a slight error during even one moment of the average 300 hours we use it every year.

It's totally not a something that would ever result in a heated enough argument to result in violence or murder.
And if that did happen, that other strangers wouldn't say that we deserve death for for the error.
 
2022-10-05 5:45:18 PM  

DoganSquirrelSlayer: Sure is great we all have to own a $10k-30k thing we risk damaging almost every day that we almost all need to reasonably have a job and be a functioning adult in the US, even if we're not very good at operating it.

It's also great that the repair and insurance costs on that thing are high enough to financially destroy the average person. In some cases even if we aren't at fault, or worse, if we make even a slight error during even one moment of the average 300 hours we use it every year.

It's totally not a something that would ever result in a heated enough argument to result in violence or murder.
And if that did happen, that other strangers wouldn't say that we deserve death for for the error.


Look, man. Whatever you did, you need to go turn yourself in.
 
2022-10-05 5:54:12 PM  

clovercat: 400 million guns, 300 million people.

one day you're bound to come in contact with someone who doesn't like the way you did something.  Good luck.


Hell, that's EXACTLY why I own and carry a firearm.
 
2022-10-05 6:04:02 PM  
I think it's time Elton John does an updated gritty realistic reboot of his classic song 'Philadelphia Freedom'
 
2022-10-05 6:04:48 PM  
No one has money for repairs.
On a side note.  fark you for having a car.
 
2022-10-05 6:06:25 PM  
The Modern World. Avoid a couple dozen No-Go Zones in most countries and it's a wonderful
place.
 
2022-10-05 6:11:36 PM  
It's just boring when you get in an accident, call the police and exchange insurance information.

It's way more exciting when 1 is dead and the other is in jail for 20+ years.

The world is a safer place with 2 less nuts running around, they did us a favor.
 
2022-10-05 6:15:47 PM  

Por que tan serioso: DoganSquirrelSlayer: Sure is great we all have to own a $10k-30k thing we risk damaging almost every day that we almost all need to reasonably have a job and be a functioning adult in the US, even if we're not very good at operating it.

It's also great that the repair and insurance costs on that thing are high enough to financially destroy the average person. In some cases even if we aren't at fault, or worse, if we make even a slight error during even one moment of the average 300 hours we use it every year.

It's totally not a something that would ever result in a heated enough argument to result in violence or murder.
And if that did happen, that other strangers wouldn't say that we deserve death for for the error.

Look, man. Whatever you did, you need to go turn yourself in.


You got me, I do drive a car sometimes, I'm guilty.
Once even, some number of many, many years ago, I rear ended someone.
Do I need to go somewhere to line up for the fark firing line, or do you have mobile death squads?
 
2022-10-05 6:16:03 PM  

waxbeans: No one has money for repairs.
On a side note.  fark you for having a car.


Is there any topic that you aren't miserable about?
 
2022-10-05 6:24:32 PM  
Philadelphia freedom....shoot at me......
 
2022-10-05 6:36:19 PM  
Some people will do anything to avoid an insurance claim
 
2022-10-05 6:40:11 PM  

DoganSquirrelSlayer: Por que tan serioso: DoganSquirrelSlayer: Sure is great we all have to own a $10k-30k thing we risk damaging almost every day that we almost all need to reasonably have a job and be a functioning adult in the US, even if we're not very good at operating it.

It's also great that the repair and insurance costs on that thing are high enough to financially destroy the average person. In some cases even if we aren't at fault, or worse, if we make even a slight error during even one moment of the average 300 hours we use it every year.

It's totally not a something that would ever result in a heated enough argument to result in violence or murder.
And if that did happen, that other strangers wouldn't say that we deserve death for for the error.

Look, man. Whatever you did, you need to go turn yourself in.

You got me, I do drive a car sometimes, I'm guilty.
Once even, some number of many, many years ago, I rear ended someone.
Do I need to go somewhere to line up for the fark firing line, or do you have mobile death squads?


Mobile death squads.  Address?
 
2022-10-05 6:43:53 PM  
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2022-10-05 7:08:18 PM  
Such a polite society.
 
2022-10-05 7:39:08 PM  

BigNumber12: waxbeans: No one has money for repairs.
On a side note.  fark you for having a car.

Is there any topic that you aren't miserable about?


Nude pictures of Lady celebrities? Puppies? Kitties? Wap? Free. The freeing of the wrongly convicted? The death of a gop? Nudes? Christmas? Ester? Chicks turning 18? Liquor? Booze? Beer? Food? farking?
 
2022-10-05 8:26:56 PM  
"I will kill us both before I let you merge."
-It's the Philadelphia way
 
2022-10-05 11:12:16 PM  
Philly's gonna Philly.
 
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