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629 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 05 Oct 2022 at 4:20 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 4:46:32 PM  
I'll come over and read my poetry to you, it will you straight to sleep, baby.

Well, at least until I get to the second canto. There's a fair amount of hoarse screaming in that, and a functioning chainsaw for three verses.
 
2022-10-05 4:49:26 PM  
I'm amazed at how few hotels make an effort to be a place where a person can get some sleep.  My main complaint is with the room doors and locks sounding like a prison cell door.  If any of the neighbors or across the hall people go in or out, kaboom you're wide awake.  Soundproofed walls should also be automatic.  And people traipsing around in the room above mine pisses me off to no end.  fark hotels.
 
2022-10-05 5:02:49 PM  
"scented pillow mist."
I'm snoring already.
 
2022-10-05 5:04:41 PM  

Schmerd1948: "scented pillow mist."
I'm snoring already.


Does this pillow smell like chloroform?
 
2022-10-05 5:31:30 PM  

Schmerd1948: "scented pillow mist."


and other euphemisms for aggressively nasty burps, right after this.
 
2022-10-05 6:03:47 PM  
Somewhat relevant - and NSFW - Oglaf

/ I love the reddit comment on that Oglaf: "Holy shiat my D&D game just got a new NPC."
 
2022-10-05 6:08:29 PM  

Schmerd1948: "scented pillow mist."
I'm snoring already.


Sounds like a recipe for Pink Eye
 
2022-10-05 8:41:35 PM  

Stormin Gorman: I'm amazed at how few hotels make an effort to be a place where a person can get some sleep.  My main complaint is with the room doors and locks sounding like a prison cell door.  If any of the neighbors or across the hall people go in or out, kaboom you're wide awake.  Soundproofed walls should also be automatic.  And people traipsing around in the room above mine pisses me off to no end.  fark hotels.


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2022-10-05 9:43:54 PM  
"Over the past 12 months, Park Hyatt New York has opened the Bryte Restorative Sleep Suite, a 900-square-foot suite filled with sleep-enhancing amenities"

Those amenities are a bong, a large pizza, a tablet with a pornhub account, and a large tv showing the original theatrical releases of the Star Wars trilogy on a loop.
 
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