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(Food and Wine)   Martinis for breakfast? Everybody knows they're best enjoyed post-brunch and into the evening   (foodandwine.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Coffee, Irish coffee cocktail, espresso martini, Distilled beverage, Irish coffee, Drink, Alcoholic beverage, Temperature  
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266 clicks; posted to Food » on 05 Oct 2022 at 1:35 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 12:00:00 PM  
Breakfast no. Lunch and dinner perhaps.
 
2022-10-05 12:06:03 PM  
Espresso "Martinis " are not martinis. If I poop in a triangular glass it doesn't become a martini
 
2022-10-05 12:14:55 PM  

EvilEgg: Espresso "Martinis " are not martinis. If I poop in a triangular glass it doesn't become a martini


Ah, a "Frozen Karl"...
 
2022-10-05 1:41:29 PM  
Hey, you can't drink all day if you don't start early.

An 'Espresso Martini' is for people who don't have a flask and can't just 'Irish up' their coffee anytime they want.
 
2022-10-05 2:38:53 PM  
There are plenty of breakfast drinks already in existence without this nonsense.
 
2022-10-05 2:58:28 PM  
Does it count if I drink a Bloody Mary out of a cocktail glass?
 
2022-10-05 3:01:16 PM  
Espresso martinis and Irish coffee are both better as after dinner drinks, heathens.
 
2022-10-05 3:05:19 PM  
If whiskey in a coffee mug counts as a breakfast martini, then yes, I have had breakfast martinis.

/yes, plural
//not today
 
2022-10-05 3:49:14 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Espresso martinis and Irish coffee are both better as after dinner drinks, heathens.


In Maine, you just keep slipping Blackberry Brandy into your coffee and keep hunting. Booze in coffee is for any time of the day you feel like.
 
2022-10-05 4:01:43 PM  
CLAIRE will surely write about this soon, as she was WAY in late 1990s martini culture! since she was born in 1986 she must have been all of 12 years old sipping vodak in the clubs.....

therefore, she must be a stealth farker among us.......
 
2022-10-05 4:11:25 PM  
If I need a cocktail at breakfast I'll usually go for a Red Eye.
 
2022-10-05 4:40:08 PM  
I have a buddy from France whose breakfast cocktail is vermouth on rocks.

It wasn't terrible.  I would share that with him again.
 
2022-10-05 5:28:48 PM  
i stayed at a hotel in belfast, and the oatmeal station at the breakfast buffet had the usual ecrutemants, surgar, honey, and syrup, but also a bottle of bushmill whiskey in case you wanted a splash in your porridge
 
2022-10-05 8:10:51 PM  

luna1580: CLAIRE will surely write about this soon, as she was WAY in late 1990s martini culture! since she was born in 1986 she must have been all of 12 years old sipping vodak in the clubs.....

therefore, she must be a stealth farker among us.......


Claire's slacking
 
2022-10-06 11:31:37 AM  
Coffee is delicious. Alcohol is delicious. Why ruin them by mixing them together?
It's like people who put chocolate on fruit.
 
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