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2022-10-05 12:49:40 PM  
This one is more peach in color...

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2022-10-05 1:25:27 PM  
Does she have a natural Joker smile or is she using makeup to get that joker smile?
 
2022-10-05 1:29:05 PM  
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2022-10-05 1:37:09 PM  
"Why so serious?"

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2022-10-05 1:38:43 PM  
I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?
 
2022-10-05 1:39:55 PM  
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2022-10-05 1:44:14 PM  
She looks like the Xanax is overwhelming the caffeine.
 
2022-10-05 1:44:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?


The closer you get to Japan, the more weird your bars get, I guess.
 
2022-10-05 1:49:05 PM  
Black Hole Sun...
 
2022-10-05 2:03:47 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: Rapmaster2000: I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?

The closer you get to Japan, the more weird your bars get, I guess.


I think it has less to do with Japan and more  to do with being farther from the bible belt
 
2022-10-05 2:07:42 PM  

All American Commenter: AppleOptionEsc: Rapmaster2000: I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?

The closer you get to Japan, the more weird your bars get, I guess.

I think it has less to do with Japan and more  to do with being farther from the bible belt


I wonder about that.  I live in Atlanta which is pretty much the capital of strip clubs (fully nude and all booze allowed) and I've still never seen a bikini barista.  It just seems weird and kind of rundown.
 
2022-10-05 2:09:57 PM  

Demetrius: This one is more peach in color...

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There's a plastic surgery that puts Joker smiles on bimbos. I've seen it on a couple of B-list actors on TV. I have no idea why that's a thing, any more than I can understand permanent duck lips, but it looks as though she may have had that done.
 
2022-10-05 2:31:14 PM  
I like chicken wings, but never go to Hooters.

I like coffee but would never go to bikini barista anything.

I'm not paying extra to glance at some boobies, I'll pay extra for top notch food.
 
2022-10-05 2:33:48 PM  

All American Commenter: AppleOptionEsc: Rapmaster2000: I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?

The closer you get to Japan, the more weird your bars get, I guess.

I think it has less to do with Japan and more  to do with being farther from the bible belt


Less full nudity available outside the bible belt?
 
2022-10-05 2:36:15 PM  

Rapmaster2000: All American Commenter: AppleOptionEsc: Rapmaster2000: I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?

The closer you get to Japan, the more weird your bars get, I guess.

I think it has less to do with Japan and more  to do with being farther from the bible belt

I wonder about that.  I live in Atlanta which is pretty much the capital of strip clubs (fully nude and all booze allowed) and I've still never seen a bikini barista.  It just seems weird and kind of rundown.


Like an oasis in the desert or an island at sea...
 
2022-10-05 2:44:39 PM  
"...I'm an esthetician and I have goals and dreams. I'm more than a pretty face. They're blown away, which feels incredibly misogynistic."

Just give me a cup of coffee, fer chrissake.
 
2022-10-05 2:54:11 PM  
Whatever you do, DO NOT click on this bikini barista shops twitter feed unless you have absolutely nothing left to do with your afternoon. Obviously this is NSFW. https://mobile.twitter.com/cabaristas
 
2022-10-05 3:01:55 PM  
I remember a story about a donut shop, I wanna say "R Donuts" where it was basically an abandoned Dunkin Donuts that had bikini girls serving donuts and coffee. This is probably a Penn Jillette story from his radio show. He asks the proprietor how he learned to make the donuts, and was shown inside the kitchen where they just pulled donuts out of a box from another donut shop down the street.
 
2022-10-05 3:13:36 PM  

McGrits: Does she have a natural Joker smile or is she using makeup to get that joker smile?


Aha, I thought she looked familiar. She used to rock a one-piece back in the day.

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2022-10-05 3:20:53 PM  
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2022-10-05 4:08:50 PM  
This is an ad for her instagram channel.

Clearly the author has been doing Business Inside 'er.
 
2022-10-05 4:29:45 PM  

stuhayes2010: I like chicken wings, but never go to Hooters.

I like coffee but would never go to bikini barista anything.

I'm not paying extra to glance at some boobies, I'll pay extra for top notch food.


Hooters never had good food. Twin Peaks was alright though.

Neither are still in my area though.
 
2022-10-05 4:53:11 PM  
AI image generation has gone too far
 
2022-10-05 4:54:25 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?


Seattle thing I guess. We used to have quite a few in Snohomish County (North of Seattle) but the politicians and police expended a great deal of resources trying to get them on prostitution charges. Honestly surprised they're still a thing up here.
 
2022-10-05 5:00:25 PM  

anotherluser: Demetrius: This one is more peach in color...

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There's a plastic surgery that puts Joker smiles on bimbos. I've seen it on a couple of B-list actors on TV. I have no idea why that's a thing, any more than I can understand permanent duck lips, but it looks as though she may have had that done.


Either that or it's a really rough 23.
 
2022-10-05 5:47:21 PM  
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OK, that's a little harsh. Sorry.
 
2022-10-05 6:55:53 PM  

Betep: Black Hole Sun...


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2022-10-05 8:28:39 PM  
You're welcome. Probably NSFW for some of you.
 
2022-10-05 8:30:38 PM  

Rapmaster2000: All American Commenter: AppleOptionEsc: Rapmaster2000: I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?

The closer you get to Japan, the more weird your bars get, I guess.

I think it has less to do with Japan and more  to do with being farther from the bible belt

I wonder about that.  I live in Atlanta which is pretty much the capital of strip clubs (fully nude and all booze allowed) and I've still never seen a bikini barista.  It just seems weird and kind of rundown.


Not so much fun, I'll bet, when winter rolls around.
 
2022-10-05 9:24:23 PM  

All American Commenter: AppleOptionEsc: Rapmaster2000: I've lived in the Midwest and now the Southeast.  Is this just a Western thing?

The closer you get to Japan, the more weird your bars get, I guess.

I think it has less to do with Japan and more  to do with being farther from the bible belt


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2022-10-05 10:04:40 PM  

McGrits: Does she have a natural Joker smile or is she using makeup to get that joker smile?


Don't forget
With Joker Brand
You get a grin, again and again
 
2022-10-05 10:06:39 PM  
Oh, and hon, you are licensed to slap moisturizer on someone's face, or to rip out their pubes...

Stop acting like you are an ICU LVN
 
2022-10-06 1:46:12 AM  
Since the article is light on pictures, here's a red top for you. And a few other colors for variety.

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2022-10-06 7:43:03 AM  

Demetrius: This one is more peach in color...

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Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?


Also:
The money I've made from tips as a bikini barista has let me buy a new car and take trips
I never would've been able to afford to do those things if it wasn't for this job.


Well, if you had a real job you would have been able to afford those things, much like the majority of the rest of the full time working population.  I mean if you're going to exploit your body for money, why not go all in and start an only fans page and make some real money?
 
2022-10-06 10:31:24 AM  

debug: Demetrius: This one is more peach in color...

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Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?


Also:
The money I've made from tips as a bikini barista has let me buy a new car and take trips
I never would've been able to afford to do those things if it wasn't for this job.

Well, if you had a real job you would have been able to afford those things, much like the majority of the rest of the full time working population.  I mean if you're going to exploit your body for money, why not go all in and start an only fans page and make some real money?


dude, this concept is probably gonna blow your little smooth brain out the back of your flappy head, but women aren't wearing makeup or doing their nails for your haggard, sloppy ass. i guarantee there isn't a single female on earth who cares what some dumpy loser on fark thinks about their cosmetics. they do it because that's what they want to look like and it makes them feel good about themselves. like most things in reality, you and your worthless misogynist opinion don't figure.

beyond that, fark you and your sanctimonious moralizing w/your 'real job' bs. riding desk and pushing paper for a pittance isn't any more 'real' than pouring coffee in a bikini. you don't serve any greater purpose in the world, i guarantee. your bosses make more money off your work than you or you wouldn't have a job.

you're an ignorant, woman-hating, pearl-clutching temrinal nobody mad at women for your stultifying mediocrity. i hope you never get over it.
 
2022-10-06 11:03:11 AM  

lostsatellite: debug: Demetrius: This one is more peach in color...

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Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?


Also:
The money I've made from tips as a bikini barista has let me buy a new car and take trips
I never would've been able to afford to do those things if it wasn't for this job.

Well, if you had a real job you would have been able to afford those things, much like the majority of the rest of the full time working population.  I mean if you're going to exploit your body for money, why not go all in and start an only fans page and make some real money?

dude, this concept is probably gonna blow your little smooth brain out the back of your flappy head, but women aren't wearing makeup or doing their nails for your haggard, sloppy ass. i guarantee there isn't a single female on earth who cares what some dumpy loser on fark thinks about their cosmetics. they do it because that's what they want to look like and it makes them feel good about themselves. like most things in reality, you and your worthless misogynist opinion don't figure.

beyond that, fark you and your sanctimonious moralizing w/your 'real job' bs. riding desk and pushing paper for a pittance isn't any more 'real' than pouring coffee in a bikini. you don't serve any greater purpose in the world, i guarantee. your bosses make more money off your work than you or you wouldn't have a job.

you're an ignorant, woman-hating, pearl-clutching temrinal nobody mad at women for your stultifying mediocrity. i hope you never get over it.


Well, I didn't give my opinion on her appearance at all so I'm not sure where your little rant came from but thanks for sharing your equally worthless opinion.  Perhaps you could learn some reading comprehension in your free time?
 
2022-10-06 11:11:57 AM  
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Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?


Well, I didn't give my opinion on her appearance at all so I'm not sure where your little rant came from but thanks for sharing your equally worthless opinion.  Perhaps you could learn some reading comprehension in your free time?

have your helper read you the bolded bit, you bottom-feeding relic.
 
2022-10-06 11:15:38 AM  

lostsatellite: debug:

Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?

Well, I didn't give my opinion on her appearance at all so I'm not sure where your little rant came from but thanks for sharing your equally worthless opinion.  Perhaps you could learn some reading comprehension in your free time?

have your helper read you the bolded bit, you bottom-feeding relic.


Where in that sentence / question do you see my opinion about her appearance or anything else?  Again, maybe work on your reading comprehension in your free time.
 
2022-10-06 11:22:05 AM  

debug: Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?

Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?

Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?


THIS. This is the part. You equate a look you personally don't find attractive with women's alleged desire to attract men through appearance. Women aren't dressing or wearing makeup or growing their nails to look sexy for men. The idea that women are adjusting their appearance for sex appeal to men is misogynist. That's you. You're a misogynist pig because you think this, as evidenced by the pasted sentence at the top of my post. I'd ask if you are really this stupid, but it's quite apparent the answer is a resounding yes.
 
2022-10-06 11:30:29 AM  

lostsatellite: debug: Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?

Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?

Why do women think those long fingernails look good or sexy?

THIS. This is the part. You equate a look you personally don't find attractive with women's alleged desire to attract men through appearance. Women aren't dressing or wearing makeup or growing their nails to look sexy for men. The idea that women are adjusting their appearance for sex appeal to men is misogynist. That's you. You're a misogynist pig because you think this, as evidenced by the pasted sentence at the top of my post. I'd ask if you are really this stupid, but it's quite apparent the answer is a resounding yes.


For the third time, I did not give my opinion on what I personally think is attractive on women.  You are making assumptions.  Learn some damn reading comprehension.  I asked a question.  I provided no information at all on my own personal thoughts and did not give an opinion.  I said nothing about women adjusting their appearance for sex appeal to men.  You can't possibly be this stupid to need this explained to you this many times.  Go back to remedial English with your double digit IQ and try not to drool on the textbook while your there.
 
2022-10-06 7:49:14 PM  

debug: Demetrius:


lostsatellite: debug: Demetrius:you're an ignorant, woman-hating, pearl-clutching temrinal nobody


debug: lostsatellite: debug: Demetrius:learn some reading comprehension


lostsatellite: debug:  have your helper read you the bolded bit, you bottom-feeding relic.


debug: lostsatellite: debug:  Again, maybe work on your reading comprehension in your free time.


lostsatellite: debug:  You're a misogynist pig


debug: Go back to remedial English with your double digit IQ and try not to drool on the textbook while your there.


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2022-10-06 11:58:35 PM  

Dr.Fey: debug: Demetrius:

lostsatellite: debug: Demetrius:you're an ignorant, woman-hating, pearl-clutching temrinal nobody

debug: lostsatellite: debug: Demetrius:learn some reading comprehension

lostsatellite: debug:  have your helper read you the bolded bit, you bottom-feeding relic.

debug: lostsatellite: debug:  Again, maybe work on your reading comprehension in your free time.

lostsatellite: debug:  You're a misogynist pig

debug: Go back to remedial English with your double digit IQ and try not to drool on the textbook while your there.

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I've never seen such sea lioning when caught red handed
 
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