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2022-10-05 8:54:09 AM  
Hey Harry and Meghan eff u. Signed the general populace.
 
2022-10-05 8:58:13 AM  
"Royal expert" sounds like a fancy term for "person needs to get a real job"
 
2022-10-05 9:01:39 AM  

dmacaroon: Hey Harry and Meghan eff u. Signed the general populace.


You sound very upset
 
2022-10-05 9:01:39 AM  
If Charles is smart, he'll cut them both off. And forget titles for the kiddies. Isn't that what they wanted anyway?
 
2022-10-05 9:03:01 AM  
When you're such attention whores, and being a prince and princess isn't enough.
 
2022-10-05 9:07:36 AM  
Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?
 
2022-10-05 9:09:53 AM  
Why don't they just go old school and raise standing armies to fight each other and see who wins?
 
2022-10-05 9:12:21 AM  
Imagine having nothing better to do with your time than writing a book about how the royal family is mad at each other.
 
2022-10-05 9:13:04 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Why don't they just go old school and raise standing armies to fight each other and see who wins?


I'd be part of their anti-Windsor air force

Not an infantryman or anything
 
2022-10-05 9:15:27 AM  

EvilElecBlanket: When you're such attention whores, and being a prince and princess isn't enough.


Can you explain why photos have triggered you so hard
 
2022-10-05 9:16:02 AM  

educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?


The media likes money, and stories about celebrity scandals sell: the British royals are a goldmine in the Anglosphere, because monarchist and non-monarchist consumers will flock to them like flies to a fresh turd, whether they want to or not
 
2022-10-05 9:18:14 AM  

educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?


She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.
 
2022-10-05 9:18:21 AM  

Gubbo: EvilElecBlanket: When you're such attention whores, and being a prince and princess isn't enough.

Can you explain why photos have triggered you so hard


Nope.
 
2022-10-05 9:19:10 AM  

EvilElecBlanket: Gubbo: EvilElecBlanket: When you're such attention whores, and being a prince and princess isn't enough.

Can you explain why photos have triggered you so hard

Nope.


A thoughtful and insightful response to clearly a deeply held belief.
 
2022-10-05 9:19:53 AM  

EvilElecBlanket: When you're such attention whores, and being a prince and princess isn't enough.


Neither Harry nor Meghan is a prince or a princess, but sure.
 
2022-10-05 9:20:21 AM  
I am on team Meghan and Harry. they have the courage to live by their convictions. the rest of the royals are cowards. they changed their name in WWI so it would no longer be German. cowards all the way down.
 
2022-10-05 9:22:09 AM  

educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?


I think what triggered them is their interpretation of the composition - specifically with the woman *shock* standing slightly in front of the man!!!
 
2022-10-05 9:24:26 AM  

chucknasty: I am on team Meghan and Harry. they have the courage to live by their convictions. the rest of the royals are cowards. they changed their name in WWI so it would no longer be German. cowards all the way down.


It's a hell of a difficult road, that's for sure.
 
2022-10-05 9:25:39 AM  

educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?


A white prince married an American black woman.
 
2022-10-05 9:28:52 AM  
Inbred people problems.
 
2022-10-05 9:29:42 AM  
In other news Hillary Swank is pregnant with twins at 48.
 
2022-10-05 9:33:26 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Why don't they just go old school and raise standing armies to fight each other and see who wins?


They should back Scottish independence. Get the Scots to name Harry king... then he can sign a decree whereby his kingdom of Scotland will have hookers and blackjack.
 
2022-10-05 9:34:20 AM  
MY GOD THE SCANDAL
 
2022-10-05 9:36:43 AM  
The royal bastard still needs to get money somehow if he is getting cut off from the royal stash.
 
2022-10-05 9:37:31 AM  
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2022-10-05 9:41:41 AM  

Kitty2.0: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.


That was an unnecessarily snarky answer to a question obviously written to encourage racists to out themselves. Thanks.
 
2022-10-05 9:50:12 AM  
christ almighty who gives a f&ck?
 
2022-10-05 9:52:51 AM  
"It was all about, we're back now on course to build Brand Meghan and the book, the Netflix series, the podcast," he told us. "Everything is money. And to their advantage, they were in the public eye for seven days during the funeral or more, every day they were filmed."

Why are they abandoning the simple, homespun roots of the royal family?  Sad!
 
2022-10-05 9:54:23 AM  

educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.

That was an unnecessarily snarky answer to a question obviously written to encourage racists to out themselves. Thanks.


Welcometofark.jpg

It was a stupid farking question and you damn well knew it, you got what you deserved.
 
2022-10-05 9:55:44 AM  

educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?


Glad to help.

When they first split is was all about "We want to be left alone... we just want to live our lives as private citizens".  So naturally the first thing you do when you want to lead a private life is to hire a publicist and personal photographer to make sure your every move is documented and sent to the press.  Then you get an interview with Oprah to restate how you just want to be left alone to live your lives in private (as one does).
Then everytime the Royal family does something you make sure you publicist schedules a competing event and that the media is notified well in advance (see: Meghan visits Uvalde for a quick photo op).

Then, after Daddy cut off the 38 year old's allowance, (after them stating that they wanted to stand on their own 2 feet) you have your publicist send out release after release about how harmful this was going to be for the kids.

Inshort she loved the position but wasn't crazy about the job.  She is a blatant opportunist who cannot come to grips with the fact that she wasn't able to change the Monarchy into a American style  McMonarchy, so she will spend the rest of her life trying to exact punishment.
 
2022-10-05 10:08:32 AM  

educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?


Did you watch Girl Interrupted?  She's Jolie's character with more control.
 
2022-10-05 10:08:53 AM  
So glad in America we don't have a Monarch. We chose our leaders wisely.

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2022-10-05 10:10:42 AM  

Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.

That was an unnecessarily snarky answer to a question obviously written to encourage racists to out themselves. Thanks.

Welcometofark.jpg

It was a stupid farking question and you damn well knew it, you got what you deserved.


Hahaha.
 
2022-10-05 10:11:08 AM  

John the Magnificent: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

Glad to help.

When they first split is was all about "We want to be left alone... we just want to live our lives as private citizens".  So naturally the first thing you do when you want to lead a private life is to hire a publicist and personal photographer to make sure your every move is documented and sent to the press.  Then you get an interview with Oprah to restate how you just want to be left alone to live your lives in private (as one does).
Then everytime the Royal family does something you make sure you publicist schedules a competing event and that the media is notified well in advance (see: Meghan visits Uvalde for a quick photo op).

Then, after Daddy cut off the 38 year old's allowance, (after them stating that they wanted to stand on their own 2 feet) you have your publicist send out release after release about how harmful this was going to be for the kids.

Inshort she loved the position but wasn't crazy about the job.  She is a blatant opportunist who cannot come to grips with the fact that she wasn't able to change the Monarchy into a American style  McMonarchy, so she will spend the rest of her life trying to exact punishment.


I really don't care but I don't know what job people thought a Hallmark level actress and a junior anachronistic figurehead were going to get that didn't involve publicity.

Were people really expecting them to start a woodworking business or something?
 
2022-10-05 10:11:31 AM  

capacc: So glad in America we don't have a Monarch. We chose our leaders wisely.

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Jill Biden just drank a gin martini on a 10 AM talk show...will that make headlines? /snark intensified
 
2022-10-05 10:11:43 AM  

John the Magnificent: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

Glad to help.

When they first split is was all about "We want to be left alone... we just want to live our lives as private citizens".  So naturally the first thing you do when you want to lead a private life is to hire a publicist and personal photographer to make sure your every move is documented and sent to the press.  Then you get an interview with Oprah to restate how you just want to be left alone to live your lives in private (as one does).
Then everytime the Royal family does something you make sure you publicist schedules a competing event and that the media is notified well in advance (see: Meghan visits Uvalde for a quick photo op).

Then, after Daddy cut off the 38 year old's allowance, (after them stating that they wanted to stand on their own 2 feet) you have your publicist send out release after release about how harmful this was going to be for the kids.

Inshort she loved the position but wasn't crazy about the job.  She is a blatant opportunist who cannot come to grips with the fact that she wasn't able to change the Monarchy into a American style  McMonarchy, so she will spend the rest of her life trying to exact punishment.


Thanks for the honest answer.
 
2022-10-05 10:12:01 AM  
"You know, she has really got one interest," Bower added, "and that's Meghan and the casualties are the royal family and as far as she's concerned, that's terrific."

Sounds like this "expert" is just a wee bit biased and a bit of a drama queen.
 
2022-10-05 10:12:21 AM  

educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.

That was an unnecessarily snarky answer to a question obviously written to encourage racists to out themselves. Thanks.

Welcometofark.jpg

It was a stupid farking question and you damn well knew it, you got what you deserved.

Hahaha.


Are we friends yet? Need to know soonish.
 
2022-10-05 10:14:52 AM  

Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.

That was an unnecessarily snarky answer to a question obviously written to encourage racists to out themselves. Thanks.

Welcometofark.jpg

It was a stupid farking question and you damn well knew it, you got what you deserved.

Hahaha.

Are we friends yet? Need to know soonish.


Besties.
Always and forever.
Farkied you and everything.
 
2022-10-05 10:17:14 AM  

educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.

That was an unnecessarily snarky answer to a question obviously written to encourage racists to out themselves. Thanks.

Welcometofark.jpg

It was a stupid farking question and you damn well knew it, you got what you deserved.

Hahaha.

Are we friends yet? Need to know soonish.

Besties.
Always and forever.
Farkied you and everything.


LOL You, I like.
 
2022-10-05 10:19:56 AM  

Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.

That was an unnecessarily snarky answer to a question obviously written to encourage racists to out themselves. Thanks.

Welcometofark.jpg

It was a stupid farking question and you damn well knew it, you got what you deserved.

Hahaha.

Are we friends yet? Need to know soonish.

Besties.
Always and forever.
Farkied you and everything.

LOL You, I like.


I like you too.
And I wasn't the one who "funnied" your posts.
 
2022-10-05 10:20:36 AM  
The article refers to 'Harry and Markle'. No negative bias there, eh?
 
2022-10-05 10:23:29 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: EvilElecBlanket: When you're such attention whores, and being a prince and princess isn't enough.

Neither Harry nor Meghan is a prince or a princess, but sure.


Harry still is. Meghan never was a princess and never will be. She is a duchess, though.
 
2022-10-05 10:24:13 AM  

DoughyGuy: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

I think what triggered them is their interpretation of the composition - specifically with the woman *shock* standing slightly in front of the man!!!


In the first picture, yeah, and the grin on Harry's face tells me that he LIKES IT THAT WAY. Heh.

The second picture, she's half a step behind, like a "good woman."
 
2022-10-05 10:25:09 AM  
Brits are racist, who knew?
 
2022-10-05 10:25:23 AM  

John the Magnificent: Inshort she loved the position but wasn't crazy about the job.  She is a blatant opportunist who cannot come to grips with the fact that she wasn't able to change the Monarchy into a American style  McMonarchy, so she will spend the rest of her life trying to exact punishment.


What specifically is an American style McMonarchy, besides a string of words that sound like American stereotypes?
 
2022-10-05 10:25:33 AM  

kbronsito: NewportBarGuy: Why don't they just go old school and raise standing armies to fight each other and see who wins?

They should back Scottish independence. Get the Scots to name Harry king... then he can sign a decree whereby his kingdom of Scotland will have hookers and blackjack.


Scotland already has hookers and blackjack, though.
 
2022-10-05 10:26:05 AM  

educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Kitty2.0: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

She's got one drop. Therefore she is inferior on all levels, being a woman first and foremost, you know.

Black people were not allowed to be servants at any of the royal residencies. The parlor would have you believe it was to avoid the optics of continuing to enslave black people but the truth is the royals believed black people weren't fit to serve them.

But nice of you to not notice Meghan's skin tone. Charles asked if the baby was going to be too dark when born.

That was an unnecessarily snarky answer to a question obviously written to encourage racists to out themselves. Thanks.

Welcometofark.jpg

It was a stupid farking question and you damn well knew it, you got what you deserved.

Hahaha.

Are we friends yet? Need to know soonish.

Besties.
Always and forever.
Farkied you and everything.

LOL You, I like.

I like you too.
And I wasn't the one who "funnied" your posts.


I'm pretty sure I know where the funny votes came from. :)

Anywho, I hope you have a beautiful day.
 
2022-10-05 10:26:29 AM  

skybird659: The article refers to 'Harry and Markle'. No negative bias there, eh?


It also refers to Princess Catherine as "Kate". It's a tabloid rag talking about shiat that doesn't matter to rile people up.
 
2022-10-05 10:32:11 AM  

RubiconBeer: John the Magnificent: educated: Wait, what?
They released photos and people are upset?

What is wrong with the pictures? Why is this a thing? Can someone explain to me using simple terms (because I ain't smart) why there is so much hatred around these two?

Glad to help.

When they first split is was all about "We want to be left alone... we just want to live our lives as private citizens".  So naturally the first thing you do when you want to lead a private life is to hire a publicist and personal photographer to make sure your every move is documented and sent to the press.  Then you get an interview with Oprah to restate how you just want to be left alone to live your lives in private (as one does).
Then everytime the Royal family does something you make sure you publicist schedules a competing event and that the media is notified well in advance (see: Meghan visits Uvalde for a quick photo op).

Then, after Daddy cut off the 38 year old's allowance, (after them stating that they wanted to stand on their own 2 feet) you have your publicist send out release after release about how harmful this was going to be for the kids.

Inshort she loved the position but wasn't crazy about the job.  She is a blatant opportunist who cannot come to grips with the fact that she wasn't able to change the Monarchy into a American style  McMonarchy, so she will spend the rest of her life trying to exact punishment.

I really don't care but I don't know what job people thought a Hallmark level actress and a junior anachronistic figurehead were going to get that didn't involve publicity.

Were people really expecting them to start a woodworking business or something?


There is a difference between getting noticed and having your "accomplishments" publicized by third parties and hiring a publicist, personal photographer, personal makeup artist etc and sending out press releases to make sure your every move, utterance and thought is well covered by the drooling idiots in the media.

People who want to be left alone don't generally go on an Oprah Winfrey Special Primetime Broadcast  and then continue with an Oprah Winfrey hosted podcast talking about all of the terrible things they have to deal with.

They also don't write books about their family's internal goings on.

They just get on with the business of being left alone to pursue a private life.
 
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