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(NYPost)   Meet the guy with one of the world's most valuable balls. And no, it's not Lance Armstrong   (nypost.com) divider line
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2022-10-05 3:10:14 PM  
Cory Youmans, Dallas investment VP

Asked what he was going to do with the ball, Youmans said, "That's a good question! I haven't thought about it!"


bullshiat, you went there wanting to catch it and sell it

good to see it went to someone who could really use the money...
 
2022-10-05 3:27:26 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Cory Youmans, Dallas investment VP

Asked what he was going to do with the ball, Youmans said, "That's a good question! I haven't thought about it!"

bullshiat, you went there wanting to catch it and sell it


*glances at username*
 
2022-10-05 3:53:31 PM  
at least zack hample didn't get it
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-10-05 4:03:00 PM  
 
2022-10-05 4:23:05 PM  

151: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34733763/auction-house-prepared-pay-2-million-aaron-judge-historic-hr-ball

2 million? Yup, I'm selling it, no questions asked. Where do I sign


But you're going to have to pay taxes on that 2 million. So at that point you'd be better off just giving it to Judge for an autographed bat and a picture.
 
2022-10-05 4:57:48 PM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: 151: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34733763/auction-house-prepared-pay-2-million-aaron-judge-historic-hr-ball

2 million? Yup, I'm selling it, no questions asked. Where do I sign

But you're going to have to pay taxes on that 2 million. So at that point you'd be better off just giving it to Judge for an autographed bat and a picture.


28% is the rate for collectible sales. So you still bank $1.44 million.

For catching a ball.
 
2022-10-05 5:10:09 PM  

phimuskapsi: Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: 151: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34733763/auction-house-prepared-pay-2-million-aaron-judge-historic-hr-ball

2 million? Yup, I'm selling it, no questions asked. Where do I sign

But you're going to have to pay taxes on that 2 million. So at that point you'd be better off just giving it to Judge for an autographed bat and a picture.

28% is the rate for collectible sales. So you still bank $1.44 million.

For catching a ball.


I stand by my statement. Taxation is theft.
 
2022-10-05 5:16:50 PM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: phimuskapsi: Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: 151: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34733763/auction-house-prepared-pay-2-million-aaron-judge-historic-hr-ball

2 million? Yup, I'm selling it, no questions asked. Where do I sign

But you're going to have to pay taxes on that 2 million. So at that point you'd be better off just giving it to Judge for an autographed bat and a picture.

28% is the rate for collectible sales. So you still bank $1.44 million.

For catching a ball.

I stand by my statement. Taxation is theft.


at least you live by your beliefs and never took advantage of the education system
 
2022-10-05 7:02:10 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: phimuskapsi: Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: 151: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34733763/auction-house-prepared-pay-2-million-aaron-judge-historic-hr-ball

2 million? Yup, I'm selling it, no questions asked. Where do I sign

But you're going to have to pay taxes on that 2 million. So at that point you'd be better off just giving it to Judge for an autographed bat and a picture.

28% is the rate for collectible sales. So you still bank $1.44 million.

For catching a ball.

I stand by my statement. Taxation is theft.

at least you live by your beliefs and never took advantage of the education system


I have an honorary degree from the school of Hard Knocks. That's all I need.
 
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