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(The Sun)   "My boyfriend got addicted to porn doesn't enjoy sex with me like he used to. What can I do?" (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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277 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 05 Oct 2022 at 9:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 8:13:20 AM  
Really? Nobody yet?  OK.

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2022-10-05 8:45:47 AM  
Article literally includes this line:
"but I never imagined it would happen to me"

Do better, lazy fake letter writer.
 
2022-10-05 8:46:57 AM  
fark his dad.

Unless he's got a pron addiction, too. Then consider his mom.
 
2022-10-05 9:06:28 AM  
Has she tried breaking into the porn industry yet, because I am not feeling the want to in her fake letter.
 
2022-10-05 9:06:51 AM  
You have to become his stepmother and get your head stuck in a dryer.
 
2022-10-05 9:07:13 AM  

MrBallou: fark his dad.

Unless he's got a pron addiction, too. Then consider his mom.


Then start an onlyfans!
 
2022-10-05 9:08:41 AM  
Have you considered snooping on his browser history to see what porn he's watching and get some tips on his particular kinks?
 
2022-10-05 9:24:53 AM  

OdradekRex: Really? Nobody yet?  OK.

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Right out the gate. Bravo.
 
2022-10-05 9:34:04 AM  
I feel the answer is obvious...

Dwarf roleplay. It can mend any relationship.

//ending is a kind of mending, right?
 
2022-10-05 9:53:36 AM  

Somaticasual: I feel the answer is obvious...

Dwarf roleplay. It can mend any relationship.

//ending is a kind of mending, right?


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2022-10-05 9:56:25 AM  
Women hate it that they now have to be more interesting than porn and video games to secure a partner. It used to be so much simpler.
 
2022-10-05 10:03:57 AM  
Maybe you should get your head stuck under the coffee table while vacuuming.  Naked.
 
2022-10-05 10:26:46 AM  
"beauty therapist"? I think I see the heart of the problem right there. And dating a barber?

Give up on dude and find a bloke who doesn't do hair for a living.
 
2022-10-05 10:32:25 AM  

Screaming Candle: "beauty therapist"? I think I see the heart of the problem right there. And dating a barber?

Give up on dude and find a bloke who doesn't do hair for a living.


I wonder how much loafer lightener he goes through--the lifeblood of the industry.

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2022-10-05 10:46:33 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: You have to become his stepmother and get your head stuck in a dryer.


Sadly...

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2022-10-05 10:48:42 AM  
Why have the obviously fake advice letters from The Sun become a Fark staple? Can we go back to the Slate ones? They were stupid but at least not completely made up.
 
2022-10-05 11:00:07 AM  

ryant123: Women hate it that they now have to be more interesting than porn and video games to secure a partner. It used to be so much simpler.


"No man ever pays attention to my needs and does all the things I make them guess about. They should know what I want." What about his needs? "Haha fark naw."

Those are not good people.
 
2022-10-05 11:37:13 AM  
Him: "Hey, you wanna?"
Her: "No"
Him: "You wanna?"
Her: "No"
Him: "You wanna?"
Her: "No, and stop pestering me. I'll let you know"
-later-
Her: "It's not FAIR that I always have to initiate!"
 
2022-10-05 12:15:55 PM  
Lucky for her this happened before they actually got married.  That would make dumping him a lot more complicated.
 
2022-10-05 12:23:13 PM  
"My lack of showing any interest when time is available coupled with my just laying there like a dead fish when I finally do, and ignoring any attempted communications and concerns from my partner about it is finally showing it's consequences, what do?"
 
2022-10-05 1:26:01 PM  
She didn't mention what kind of porn. If he is looking at gay porn that would probably explain why he isn't getting off inside of her.

Another thought is that he does all the work (which is why she has such a good time) but she just lays there and sweats.

I was most disappointed in Deidre's approval of her snooping. "you can legitimately say you found his files on his phone" BS. Going into the history on a device that belongs to somebody else while they aren't watching you do it is ALWAYS snooping. If he bookmarked pron, that would be different, but she is going into the history and even noting the TIME because he apparently was watching while in bed with her asleep next to him.
 
2022-10-05 1:31:23 PM  
Every woman on earth needs to realize that every man on earth with an internet connection watches porn. If that is an issue I guess go live in a convent.
 
2022-10-05 3:57:39 PM  
Thanks for that graphic, there were a couple of sites that I hadn't heard about ... (no xhamster though, kind of odd).

She should watch them with him to see what gets him going.  Since watching 'The Deuce' MrsRT has really gotten into watching porn from the 'Golden Age'.  Not so much for people banging in what looks like really uncomfortable positions, but for how they could do so much (story, camera work, etc) with such a tiny budget.  Being a good husband I feel obligated to sit with her and watch them too...
 
2022-10-05 8:43:50 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: MrBallou: fark his dad.

Unless he's got a pron addiction, too. Then consider his mom.

Then start an onlyfans!


came here to suggest this. he can watch you and you make money. win/win
 
2022-10-05 9:24:51 PM  

OdradekRex: Really? Nobody yet?  OK.
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Right out of the gate.


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2022-10-05 11:21:03 PM  
Make the sound where you suck in air through your teeth. For some reason porn producers think that's sexy.
 
2022-10-05 11:44:44 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: Every woman on earth needs to realize that every man on earth with an internet connection watches porn. If that is an issue I guess go live in a convent.


Heh - every man needs to realize most of the women are too, at least now and again.  Especially now that there's a good amount of amateur and female-produced porn that isn't all about let's use this farkdoll

/unless you're into being a farktoy of course, then hey np
//but barring the seriously repressed, I've not heard too many honest-sounding no's when it came up
///a fair heap of dishonest ones, but usually 'cause there was a dude around they didn't trust not to go all, "Hey how YOU doing?" if they owned up
////checking back later the answer usually changed
 
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