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(Click Orlando)   If you're helping clean up after Hurricane Ian, it's best not to hit someone in the face with a rake and threaten to 'kick their ass' or you might get arrested. Isn't that right, mayor?   (clickorlando.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Crime, mayor of Indialantic, Face, probable cause affidavit, Faces, Mobile phone, David Berkman, park cleanup  
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2022-10-05 8:51:11 AM  
Indialantic

Wait.  There's another new ocean?
 
2022-10-05 8:51:56 AM  
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2022-10-05 8:53:12 AM  
It's Florida. Only shocking thing is the lack of alligators involved.
 
2022-10-05 8:54:30 AM  
You're supposed to rake before the natural disaster.
 
2022-10-05 8:55:30 AM  
Hey, mister big shot, look at you cleaning up there like a regular guy.

Okay, you want to put down the phone and lend a hand?

Nah, I'm good.   I'll just stand here recording you and give you a hard time.  Hey everyone, look at mister regular 'I'm one of you' guy here with the rake.


Something like that maybe?
 
2022-10-05 8:58:42 AM  
Florida is beginning to heal.
 
2022-10-05 9:00:34 AM  
You know who else got hit in the face with a rake?
Sideshow bob stepping on rakes
Youtube 2WZLJpMOxS4
 
2022-10-05 9:00:54 AM  

houstondragon: It's Florida. Only shocking thing is the lack of alligators involved.


Got ya covered. Snakes too.
 
2022-10-05 9:01:36 AM  

Stud Gerbil: Hey, mister big shot, look at you cleaning up there like a regular guy.

Okay, you want to put down the phone and lend a hand?

Nah, I'm good.   I'll just stand here recording you and give you a hard time.  Hey everyone, look at mister regular 'I'm one of you' guy here with the rake.


Something like that maybe?


That was exactly my take on it.  I am reserving judgment on this one.
 
2022-10-05 9:04:07 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Indialantic

Wait.  There's another new ocean?


Worst portmanteau evar.  Seriously, just call it "Indiatlantic" or "Indiantic".  Better yet, don't use any of them and come up with a sensible name.
 
2022-10-05 9:11:21 AM  

New Rising Sun: Rapmaster2000: Indialantic

Wait.  There's another new ocean?

Worst portmanteau evar.  Seriously, just call it "Indiatlantic" or "Indiantic".  Better yet, don't use any of them and come up with a sensible name.


"Where will that town be after the next hurricane?" "Indiatlantic."
 
2022-10-05 9:13:26 AM  
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2022-10-05 9:15:05 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: New Rising Sun: Rapmaster2000: Indialantic

Wait.  There's another new ocean?

Worst portmanteau evar.  Seriously, just call it "Indiatlantic" or "Indiantic".  Better yet, don't use any of them and come up with a sensible name.

"Where will that town be after the next hurricane?" "Indiatlantic."


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2022-10-05 9:18:17 AM  
Jeopardy -Whats a Hoe
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2022-10-05 9:21:15 AM  
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The beach is nice.
 
2022-10-05 9:22:17 AM  
Turns out the correct phrase all along was supposed to be 
"You can't fight, City Hall"
 
2022-10-05 9:49:18 AM  

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Man that was a setup.
 
2022-10-05 10:53:02 AM  
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2022-10-05 11:09:21 AM  
FTFA: It's not known what led to the alleged outburst.

I do. White male fragility.

And you may say, why is this a race thing? And I'm saying, for fragile white males, EVERYTHING is a reason to have a snit. You think only white women do that shiat?
 
2022-10-05 11:10:35 AM  

Stud Gerbil: Hey, mister big shot, look at you cleaning up there like a regular guy.

Okay, you want to put down the phone and lend a hand?

Nah, I'm good.   I'll just stand here recording you and give you a hard time.  Hey everyone, look at mister regular 'I'm one of you' guy here with the rake.


Something like that maybe?


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2022-10-05 11:42:54 AM  

dstanley: [Fark user image 425x318]
The beach is nice.


Panama city beach sand squeaks when you walk. Beautiful white sand beaches and clear water. Except for the Floridians, mosquitos, crocs, snakes, iguanas crapping on everything and humidity that never ends it's great.
 
2022-10-05 12:02:33 PM  

mcsiegs: Stud Gerbil: Hey, mister big shot, look at you cleaning up there like a regular guy.

Okay, you want to put down the phone and lend a hand?

Nah, I'm good.   I'll just stand here recording you and give you a hard time.  Hey everyone, look at mister regular 'I'm one of you' guy here with the rake.


Something like that maybe?

That was exactly my take on it.  I am reserving judgment on this one.


Why?  The guy that got hit never touched the mayor.  Do you think it's ok to violently assault someone with a rake because the other guy made fun of him and video taped him?

If somebody uses their words you can hit them in the face because you are to ignorant to do anything else?
 
2022-10-05 1:43:41 PM  
There were some nasty dustups where my in-laws live which got hit pretty hard. People are snapping at each other pretty hard it seems.

Stay safe if you can...
 
2022-10-05 3:42:44 PM  
Was he clearing Enthusiasts from the temple or just practicing rake-Vlor?
 
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