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(WREG Memphis)   Car burglar gets away with $1.4K Gucci diaper bag. Wait, a what?   (wreg.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Memphis Police, Tennessee, Criminal law, expensive items, Kia Motors, Kia Sportage, Southeast Memphis car break-in, Theft  
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1302 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2022 at 11:50 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 9:08:58 AM  
That's a shiatload of money
 
2022-10-05 11:44:15 AM  
Those darn self driving cars.
 
2022-10-05 11:52:22 AM  
You should use that money to go that child's college education.
 
2022-10-05 11:53:27 AM  
That's what I told the insurance people, at least.
 
2022-10-05 11:53:52 AM  
$1.4K?

That's harder to type than $1400
 
2022-10-05 11:56:32 AM  
The price is a feature. Gotta show everyone at the play date that you can spend $1400 on a bag.
 
2022-10-05 11:56:44 AM  

sxacho: $1.4K?

That's harder to type than $1400


If 1.4k is harder for you to interpret than 1400 then that's on you.
 
2022-10-05 11:56:55 AM  
It's no better than other diaper bags but it does say Gucci Gucci Goo when you open it. You can choose from a list of voice over actors from the app on your phone when connected via Bluetooth to the diaper bag.
 
2022-10-05 11:57:21 AM  
I'll never understand why people keep so much valuable stuff in their vehicles. This sounds seriously scammy though.
 
2022-10-05 11:58:11 AM  
$1400 for a canvas bag. Sounds like this person got robbed twice
 
2022-10-05 11:58:16 AM  
 

kdawg7736: You should use that money to go that child's college education.


You can build a decent gaming rig for $1400 bucks. Just sayin'
 
2022-10-05 11:58:28 AM  
You know you've arrived when junior stops dropping Grumpy off at the pool and starts dropping Grumpy off at the spa.
 
2022-10-05 11:58:45 AM  
Oh, your $1400 diaper bag got stolen? So sorry to hear that...

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2022-10-05 11:59:04 AM  

Russ1642: sxacho: $1.4K?

That's harder to type than $1400

If 1.4k is harder for you to interpret than 1400 then that's on you.


It's almost like you didn't interpret what I wrote.
 
2022-10-05 11:59:25 AM  
This would be Good!  For me to POOP IN!

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2022-10-05 12:00:20 PM  

FarkMeThatsGood: $1400 for a canvas bag. Sounds like this person got robbed twice


And deserved it each time.
 
2022-10-05 12:00:42 PM  
Christ, for $1400 you could buy the Chinese kid who made the damn diaper bag...
 
2022-10-05 12:06:05 PM  
never forget, reality is relativity.
anyone claiming to know an objective value of anything, rather than a relative value, has to be lying.

the value of one dollar IS RELATIVE, to how many of them you already have.
 
2022-10-05 12:11:00 PM  
I thought that said "Cat Burgler"


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2022-10-05 12:12:09 PM  
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Their saddle bags aren't cheap either!
 
2022-10-05 12:13:39 PM  
Any bag can be a diaper bag, if you don't care enough.
 
2022-10-05 12:24:46 PM  

Ethertap: Any bag can be a diaper bag, if you don't care enough.


So paying $1.4K for a diaper bag is a demonstration of a parent's dedication and love for their child and not an attention whore's cry out for love from their friends and acquaintances

Got it.

//You may have paid a lot of money for something, but that doesn't mean it's worth that amount.
 
2022-10-05 12:24:49 PM  

PvtStash: never forget, reality is relativity.
anyone claiming to know an objective value of anything, rather than a relative value, has to be lying.

the value of one dollar IS RELATIVE, to how many of them you already have.


Yeah, I was gonna make a comment about money losing its meaning once you have enough of if, but then I checked Street View. This person is just "frontin", it would seem.
 
2022-10-05 12:35:43 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Christ, for $1400 you could buy the Chinese kid who made the damn diaper bag...


Nooo...:  $1.4K.
 
2022-10-05 12:54:18 PM  
Who would spend $1400 for a diaper bag when you can get it for half that at Nordstrom Rack?  Of course the Rack one is last year's model... so I guess it really depends on the baby in question.

/money = love
 
2022-10-05 12:57:04 PM  
First, you're stupid to buy a $1,400 diaper bag. Second, you're stupid to leave said overpriced bag in the car. Oh, plus a $500 ring and other sundries.
 
2022-10-05 12:57:29 PM  
 
2022-10-05 1:00:08 PM  
People are weird.  Anytime I have anything worth more than a couple of bucks and the car is parked, it's either out of sight (short term) or I'm taking it with me (car is parked for more than an hour or two).  I'm just paranoid and automobiles just aren't inherently secure, not to mention that people have a tendency to forget to lock their cars when they get distracted (or choose not to do so because they're under the impression that once the vehicle is on their property that it is inherently "safe" from idle hands).

That said, unless those plates are stolen, I don't think the police will have too hard of a time tracking down the thieves.
 
2022-10-05 1:02:29 PM  

Cheron: The price is a feature. Gotta show everyone at the play date that you can spend $1400 on a bag.


As you pull up in the Kia
 
2022-10-05 1:25:52 PM  
LOL the homes in the area Zillow at 200k.  Not indigent, but not thousand dollar diaper bag rich.
 
2022-10-05 1:31:02 PM  
Would I pay that much for a diaper bag?  Depends.
 
2022-10-05 1:46:56 PM  
This.  Should have been A GUCCI SHOE TREE!
 
2022-10-05 2:05:40 PM  
Oh, CAR Burglar!

I read it as 'cat' burglar, and was half expecting someone's feline to have made off with it.

Probably took it back to Selina Kyle.
 
2022-10-05 2:49:17 PM  
How to tell someone has way to much farking money.
 
2022-10-05 3:40:01 PM  
I'm looking for the thread full of guys wearing cargo shorts and New Balance. *looks up* Yep, found it. 🤣
 
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