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(Mirror.co.uk)   Rolf Harris is a very sick man. He's also gravely ill, reportedly receiving round the coc... er, round the clock care   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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1684 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Oct 2022 at 9:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 6:10:42 AM  
Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville, and Gary Glitter walked into a bar in Dublin.

The bartender says, "Feck off, I'm not having yew tree in here!"
 
2022-10-05 9:43:37 AM  
Will somebody play the didgeridoo for him until he shoots through?
 
2022-10-05 9:45:37 AM  

englaja: yew tree


I see what you did there.
 
2022-10-05 9:46:11 AM  
Will someone let his Abbos go loose, Bruce?

(Can't believe the song has those lyrics. Holy shiat.)
 
2022-10-05 9:48:41 AM  
His wife takes "for better or worse" to the extreme, doesn't she?
 
2022-10-05 9:49:30 AM  

kdawg7736: Will somebody play the didgeridoo for him until he shoots through?


Maybe we should have gotten the hint from the verse: "Turn me Abos loose Bruce Turn Me Abbos loose.  they're of no futher use Bruce, so Turn me Abbos loose"

Since, you know Abbos =Aborigines =HUMAN BEINGS his narrator was keeping captive or as slaves
 
2022-10-05 9:53:25 AM  
And we care because...?
 
2022-10-05 10:17:28 AM  
Rolf Harris isn't burning in hell yet? Awww shame
 
2022-10-05 11:10:02 AM  
Convicted peadophile Rolf Harris is reportedly receiving 'round the clock care' - five years after being released from prison for sexual assault on found underage girls

I mean, he did find them, so he thought it was ok?
 
2022-10-05 11:19:16 AM  
Came not knowing who Rolf Harris is,
Left wishing I didn't....
 
2022-10-05 12:23:23 PM  

Somaticasual: Came not knowing who Rolf Harris is,
Left wishing I didn't....


Was an absolute icon for British children who grew up in the 80s and early 90s. It was like finding out Mr Rogers was a rapist.

Although as foul as he turned out to be, he was no Jimmy Saville. Saville literally molested children's corpses. And wore a necklace with a glass eye... that he took from a corpse.

The 90s were not a great time for childhood heroes in the UK.

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2022-10-05 12:32:08 PM  

Magorn: kdawg7736: Will somebody play the didgeridoo for him until he shoots through?

Maybe we should have gotten the hint from the verse: "Turn me Abos loose Bruce Turn Me Abbos loose.  they're of no futher use Bruce, so Turn me Abbos loose"

Since, you know Abbos =Aborigines =HUMAN BEINGS his narrator was keeping captive or as slaves


It was the old Australian stockman who had the slaves...not Rolf.
 
2022-10-05 12:33:46 PM  
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Terrible news. He was one of my favorite pianists.
 
2022-10-05 12:44:23 PM  
Alas, I couldn't find the Rolf Harris one, so have this instead.

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/The Rolf Harris one is "can you tell what it is yet?"
 
2022-10-05 1:13:58 PM  

Bungles: Somaticasual: Came not knowing who Rolf Harris is,
Left wishing I didn't....

Was an absolute icon for British children who grew up in the 80s and early 90s. It was like finding out Mr Rogers was a rapist.


He was also fairly popular in Canada.  I can remember seeing him in concert when I was a kid.  I wouldn't put him up there with Mr. Rogers, but I was bummed out when the pedo stuff came out.  Not nearly as much of a gut punch as the Cosby stuff though.
 
2022-10-05 1:44:30 PM  

Another Government Employee: His wife takes "for better or worse" to the extreme, doesn't she?


Well, she does have Alzheimer's, so it's likely she doesn't know anything about it any more, if she ever did.

/more like "Rolf's sticking with her to attempt to redeem himself in the public's eye"
 
2022-10-05 1:59:27 PM  
Two Little Boys - Stylophonia (Extended Vocal Remix)
Youtube TdEUC-neFGc
 
2022-10-05 2:27:25 PM  

Kitty2.0: And we care because...?


Pedo bear-baiting is another distraction specialty by the red-tops.
 
2022-10-05 2:37:01 PM  

sephjnr: Kitty2.0: And we care because...?

Pedo bear-baiting is another distraction specialty by the red-tops.


Ah. I see. Had never once heard of this guy until today. Good riddance and all that.
 
2022-10-05 2:45:18 PM  

Kitty2.0: sephjnr: Kitty2.0: And we care because...?

Pedo bear-baiting is another distraction specialty by the red-tops.

Ah. I see. Had never once heard of this guy until today. Good riddance and all that.


He was quite the major celebrity, very similar to the aforementioned Saville but far less creepy and more charming. That he was *always* rotten and had been up to no good even before coming to the UK in the 60s was a shock.
 
2022-10-05 2:49:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Convicted peadophile Rolf Harris is reportedly receiving 'round the clock care' - five years after being released from prison for sexual assault on found underage girls

I mean, he did find them, so he thought it was ok?


Finders keepers
 
2022-10-05 3:10:42 PM  

E.S.Q.: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/TdEUC-neFGc]


Ugh. I had this 45 as a kid. At least it had "Football Crazy" on the other side.
 
2022-10-06 3:21:37 PM  

Wile_E_Canuck: Bungles: Somaticasual: Came not knowing who Rolf Harris is,
Left wishing I didn't....

Was an absolute icon for British children who grew up in the 80s and early 90s. It was like finding out Mr Rogers was a rapist.

He was also fairly popular in Canada.  I can remember seeing him in concert when I was a kid.  I wouldn't put him up there with Mr. Rogers, but I was bummed out when the pedo stuff came out.  Not nearly as much of a gut punch as the Cosby stuff though.


My nana loved listening to "Six White Boomers" at Christmas when I was a kid-it used to be one of my favourite memories of her.

//Tainted forever now
//CSB
 
2022-10-06 4:20:06 PM  

iron de havilland: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x732]


It was this or 'I have piss in our time'
 
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